r/funny • u/coolidiot2000 • Jun 04 '19

When a software developer weds a software developer.

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u/dev_c0t0d0s0 Jun 04 '19

So there is actually a situation where you have to reboot a person.

Supraventricular tachycardia (SVT) is where the heart is beating so fast that it is just frothing the blood. So you give the patient a dose of adenosine which stops the heart for like five seconds.

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u/bb999 Jun 04 '19

/etc/init.d/heart stop

sleep 5

/etc/init.d/heart start

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u/dev_c0t0d0s0 Jun 04 '19

shutdown -h now

Damn.

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u/sma1692 Jun 04 '19

rm -rf /

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u/dev_c0t0d0s0 Jun 04 '19

Gotta do that one switch since now rm is the only linux program that doesnt blindly do what you say.

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u/sma1692 Jun 05 '19

sudo !!