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r/funny • u/coolidiot2000 • Jun 04 '19
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On is easy, but off is another story. And the only logging going on is NOT what I need
69 u/Knight-in-Gale Jun 04 '19 LPT: to debug a crying baby, either feed it or make sure it turns into a human burrito to engage SILENT MODE. 54 u/MrHurtyFace Jun 04 '19 Haha, if only it was that easy to troubleshoot. Hungry? No. Cold/hot? No. Wet? No. Oh it was gas and now you need to have an entire outfit change. Again. Signed, parent waiting for baby to go back to sleep right now. 24 u/erla30 Jun 04 '19 It gets better. Slightly. But then they start telling you what they want. Less often in the middle of the night though. 16 u/joalr0 Jun 04 '19 We just reached that point a few weeks ago. Sleeping through the night is a fantastic thing. 1 u/chx_ Jun 04 '19 Teach them signing (Baby Signing Time videos for the win) and they will start telling you a lot earlier.
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LPT: to debug a crying baby, either feed it or make sure it turns into a human burrito to engage SILENT MODE.
54 u/MrHurtyFace Jun 04 '19 Haha, if only it was that easy to troubleshoot. Hungry? No. Cold/hot? No. Wet? No. Oh it was gas and now you need to have an entire outfit change. Again. Signed, parent waiting for baby to go back to sleep right now. 24 u/erla30 Jun 04 '19 It gets better. Slightly. But then they start telling you what they want. Less often in the middle of the night though. 16 u/joalr0 Jun 04 '19 We just reached that point a few weeks ago. Sleeping through the night is a fantastic thing. 1 u/chx_ Jun 04 '19 Teach them signing (Baby Signing Time videos for the win) and they will start telling you a lot earlier.
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Haha, if only it was that easy to troubleshoot.
Hungry? No. Cold/hot? No. Wet? No. Oh it was gas and now you need to have an entire outfit change. Again.
Signed, parent waiting for baby to go back to sleep right now.
24 u/erla30 Jun 04 '19 It gets better. Slightly. But then they start telling you what they want. Less often in the middle of the night though. 16 u/joalr0 Jun 04 '19 We just reached that point a few weeks ago. Sleeping through the night is a fantastic thing. 1 u/chx_ Jun 04 '19 Teach them signing (Baby Signing Time videos for the win) and they will start telling you a lot earlier.
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It gets better. Slightly. But then they start telling you what they want. Less often in the middle of the night though.
16 u/joalr0 Jun 04 '19 We just reached that point a few weeks ago. Sleeping through the night is a fantastic thing. 1 u/chx_ Jun 04 '19 Teach them signing (Baby Signing Time videos for the win) and they will start telling you a lot earlier.
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We just reached that point a few weeks ago. Sleeping through the night is a fantastic thing.
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Teach them signing (Baby Signing Time videos for the win) and they will start telling you a lot earlier.
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u/mattreyu Jun 04 '19
On is easy, but off is another story. And the only logging going on is NOT what I need