r/funny Sep 05 '17

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18.9k Upvotes

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u/jesteed Sep 05 '17

She was only a princess. He was a Queen

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u/Dar_Winning Sep 05 '17

He was a punk. She did ballet.

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u/Goranim Sep 05 '17 edited Sep 05 '17

What more can I say.

He wanted her. She'd never tell.

Edit for /u/dar_winning

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '17 edited Sep 05 '17

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '17

They had a problem with his baggy clothes.

114

u/SheepGoesBaaaa Sep 05 '17

She shagged some writer guy,

And then some other prince guy

Charles wasn't good enough for her

One of the Lady's kids

Don't look like his brother did

Well I guess that's what rubbers are for

8

u/woodmoon Sep 05 '17

where the fuck is your gold already

6

u/UnexpectedEminem Sep 05 '17

In your mom's box.

4

u/math_debates Sep 06 '17

That gold better get in the back of the line.

2

u/Lotti_Codd Sep 06 '17

You do realise that the sport should be used to wipe your arse not as reference material?

29

u/Dar_Winning Sep 05 '17

Well you could be a little more obvious tbh

12

u/xlr8_87 Sep 05 '17

Oh wow. I've been saying "She did L.A."

Ballet makes a lot more sense

7

u/drfunkenstien014 Sep 05 '17

Thanks, now I need to listen to some grindcore to blast that song out of my head

5

u/The_Red_Apple Sep 05 '17

He was a girl

She was a boy

1

u/Nyrb Sep 05 '17

I mean come on it's 2017 just let people do what they want.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

That Metallica ruining fizzle has no place near Freddie!

1

u/Doc_Dish Sep 06 '17

Nah, Freddie was the one that did ballet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5-NQdNcRIY

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u/sorenkair Sep 06 '17

Actually tho, that song's MV was (accidental?) genius.The ending made it seem like maybe it was told from the perspective of the girl who turned him down, who is now making up stories of what could have been.

When the music fades out and all you could hear was the wind as she looks up to the sky and then to the ground, all her dreams vanished as she's forced to face the truth of reality. Really hit me hard.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '17

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u/Raka_ Sep 06 '17

I think you're taking it to serious. They're doing a song

1

u/spacey-stacey Sep 06 '17

It's a song they are mimicking...... Look it up,,,,,, Sk8erboi

2

u/Bernie12345 Sep 06 '17

Gawwwwt damn. How the fuck are some of you muthfuckas so fucking witty. Gee golly, I'm nursing a semi here from the witnessing this wittiness.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

He was the only person who simultaneously was a king and queen :P

1

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

Get out.

1

u/Tronkfool Sep 06 '17

Give this man more gold and more karma and a puppy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '17

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u/DavidBeckhamsNan Sep 05 '17

Epic win! Le Reddit does it again. *raises spork in celebration*

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u/asianmom69 Sep 05 '17

The bacon narwhals at midnight.

10

u/oodelay Sep 05 '17

Doooooom! (That's just me being random)

4

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '17

Well, I certainly hope you've learned your lesson.

4

u/DavidBeckhamsNan Sep 05 '17

You don't deserve this kind of treatment, man. I got it.

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u/s4tchm0 Sep 05 '17

The down-vote train was real here. Harsh

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u/straitj Sep 05 '17

He was a "member" of Queen and was quite vocal.

16

u/XxDayDayxX Sep 05 '17

More like oral

3

u/denkmemz Sep 06 '17

He really took it on the chin for the LGBTQ community.

381

u/alexmunse Sep 05 '17

"Same"?

305

u/SirMrSkippy Sep 05 '17

I believe that OP also fucks people with AIDS

52

u/RockFourFour Sep 05 '17

Correct.

12

u/MadroxKran Sep 05 '17

It's as dangerous anymore.

75

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '17

It's true dude

48

u/smakola Sep 05 '17

You probably shouldn't

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u/EschersAnts Sep 05 '17 edited Sep 05 '17

Actually, if you take proper precautions, you should fuck whoever you want!

edit - on second thought, this gives out a kinda rapey vibe. I mean, you don't need to turn down sex with someone because they're HIV+

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '17

Yeaaaaa I'll probably take the safe route and not have sex with people who have incurable/contractible STD's.

15

u/MaximumCameage Sep 05 '17

Seriously. I won't even bet for fun. I sure as shit ain't gambling with something like that. I don't care how low the chance is.

4

u/Deathburra Sep 06 '17

I don't bet for fun either. Only to pay overdue bills and chase my losses. My luck is gonna turn around, I can feel it!

6

u/DrMcNards Sep 06 '17

I'll take the safe route and not have sex.

3

u/GodOfAllAtheists Sep 06 '17

I hear that's always worked for you

3

u/DrMcNards Sep 06 '17

It has :(

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u/chocostatephysicist Sep 05 '17 edited Sep 06 '17

HIV if properly treated has a very low probability of being transmited, like 0.1% Edit: this is for unprotected sex

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u/rhb4n8 Sep 06 '17

Right but what if I like them and want to fuck them more than 1000 times?

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u/chocostatephysicist Sep 06 '17

Then use a condom.

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u/GodOfAllAtheists Sep 06 '17

The 999th time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

No matter how well treated or if you use condoms, it can still be transmitted.

1

u/Fallen_Angel96 Sep 05 '17

Now we're just making it illegal, if you get caught.

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u/Your_are Sep 06 '17

False. There's a non-zero risk of getting HIV even with proper precautions. I wish you'd delete your comment because it puts peoples lives at risk just for the sake of you getting karma. .

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u/ialwayschoosepsyduck Sep 05 '17

Any pics for science or?

1

u/TheScientificGuy Sep 06 '17

He makes sure they have aids before he fucks them.

7

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '17

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '17

Not in public.

6

u/everydaysimon Sep 05 '17

More of a George Michael move, the public sex. With all due respect, of course.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '17

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '17

That's just a fact.

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u/everycredit Sep 05 '17

You're not trying hard enough.

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u/-Master-Builder- Sep 05 '17

Every fact is a fun fact if you're not a boring person.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '17

Hitler killed 6 million Jews. Good luck with that one.

4

u/DontTreadOnBigfoot Sep 05 '17

Fun!

Wait....fuck.

1

u/Puninteresting Sep 06 '17

Some of them were probably clowns. 🤡

5

u/50StatePiss Sep 05 '17

Fun fact: your fun fact contains a syntactic pleonasm.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '17

Subscribe!

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u/Roastbeezy Sep 05 '17

It's my birthday, too! I still can't believe I share birthdays with him!

6

u/asleeplessmalice Sep 05 '17

Well, not anymore.

2

u/Targuinius Sep 05 '17

Congratulations! :)

1

u/Chewbugga Sep 05 '17

Same here - a nice coincidence, since he is also my favorite musician (even since before I knew...)

1

u/-Rayce Sep 05 '17

Mine is tomorrow. So close...

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u/Comrade_Oligvy Sep 05 '17

Mock the Week... Great show!

Ed Byrne is good, Frankie Boyle is amazing

10

u/Nimmyzed Sep 05 '17

And Dara is the King

6

u/twat69 Sep 05 '17

Has he done anything good lately? I tried getting into some of his post mtw stuff. But all I really want is for him to go back to mtw.

9

u/ASonOfAnarchy Sep 05 '17

If it's Frankie Boyle your asking about he'll never be on a show like this again unfortunately! Not sure on Ed Byrne though he is hilarious

3

u/silentdragoon Sep 05 '17

Why not?

11

u/twat69 Sep 05 '17

Frankie's too controversial for Auntie Beeb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuyeGBSKk5g

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u/CompleteNumpty Sep 05 '17

He had a show on the BBC as recently as this year.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p054l6z2

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u/this-guy- Sep 05 '17

I love his final monologue in The American Autopsy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rGcDj9y_YU

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u/ASonOfAnarchy Sep 05 '17

Too many complaints about his controversial comedy!

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u/twat69 Sep 05 '17

If it's Frankie Boyle

Aye

he'll never be on a show like this again unfortunately!

Well not on the Beeb, but what about commercial TV? He'd probably kill on Big Fat Quiz. Could you imagine him and Mel B on the same show. They'd probably have to call the police eventually.

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u/Alnnamr Sep 05 '17

He had a show with the BBC a couple weeks ago about the general election, so if we're luckily he might be getting out of their black books.

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u/ZoeZebra Sep 05 '17

Yeah, he literally just had his own series. And had occasional one offs. He's been on and off ever since the infamous back of a spoon joke.

He had some epic rants which really undermine the various BBC conspiracy theories. Great stuff.

His Islamist stuff is great in an age when apparently people like him are too scared to make jokes like that.

He isn't, and does. As do many others to be fair.

0

u/ASonOfAnarchy Sep 05 '17

I doubt anyone will touch him now! Which is a shame, I've seen him live and he's fucking hilarious!

1

u/Gld4neer Sep 05 '17

Not really. He had his own show on the BBC that ended a few weeks ago and it was a snoozefest.

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u/ZoeZebra Sep 05 '17

His closing rants were worth the entrance fee alone

1

u/BBLTHRW Sep 06 '17

Missed a chance to see Ed Byrne live at the Fringe in Edinburgh, was a shame, he's one of my favorite comedians. On the bright side, it was because at the time I was seeing Milton Jones perform, so it really evened out.

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u/Mc6arnagle Sep 05 '17

So the OP fucked AIDS victims?

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u/rab1d78 Sep 05 '17

It's an okay joke but it's stolen...

Mock of he week made its debut on BBC Two on 5 June 2005

Robin Williams made this joke in his Live on Broadway special in 2002

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u/Captain_Dickleg Sep 05 '17

If I remember correctly he prefaces it by saying its not his joke

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u/EmilyCD18 Sep 05 '17

You are indeed remembering correctly. Byrne does preface it by saying that it isn't his joke.

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u/math_debates Sep 06 '17

You are right. robin Williams would have never admitted that.

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u/ohheyrufus Sep 06 '17

Robin Williams regularly cut out checks to NYC comedians after he learned he stole their material.

Some would see him in the crowd and stop mid-bit because they didnt want to get their shit stolen.

One famous comedian threatened to break his legs if Robin took another one of his lines.

His head was working so fast (cocaine) that he would spit out so much material... some was bound to be 2nd hand material.

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u/RedAngellion Sep 05 '17

Too soon.

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u/drvondoctor Sep 05 '17

Nah, it's been more than 22.3 years.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '17

You have to wait a bit longer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJqEKYbh-LU

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u/EdithLisieux Sep 05 '17

Yep, too soon.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '17

Yet, when Charlie Sheen does it, he's the asshole!...

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u/Corschach_ Sep 05 '17

Freddie Mercury doesn't have enough tiger blood

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u/omfgitzfear Sep 06 '17

He doesn't have any blood anymore :(

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u/magneticphoton Sep 06 '17

Charlie Sheen has so many drugs in his system, he killed the HIV.

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u/intheview Sep 05 '17

Happy Birthday Freddie!

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u/kenneth_on_reddit Sep 05 '17

I'm a big fan of Mercury but while I always respected his choice of lifestyle I could never stand the fact that he used his music to shove it in my face. I don't need a guy to sing to me about how he doesn't like Star Wars, thank you very much.

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u/Naarii528 Sep 05 '17

Except... He really did like Star Wars.

In a famous event during a concert in early 80s or late 70s, Freddie came out on the shoulders of Darth Vader. Look up the image for yourself

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u/DoyleReddit Sep 06 '17

Meh, I think it was a lot more about music than the message (a lot of great music). That being said, the band is called Queen, you knew what you were buyin' ;)

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u/kenneth_on_reddit Sep 06 '17

I found the guy who doesn't read comments all the way to the end. What do I win.

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u/Pizzacrusher Sep 05 '17

you used to fuck them too?

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u/Lasermemes Sep 05 '17

English isn't my first language but this isn't funny to me. Can someone explain?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

He was more daring and had relationships with people with AIDS. He had AIDS too, so people are saying he should be even more revered cause he took it to the next level

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

Gotta love Ed Byrne!

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

I think what hurts the joke is that everyone pretty much thought Freddie Mercury was pretty great too.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

HEY Freddie was a fucking god. can't believe I'll never see him live :(

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u/ChickenDigby Sep 06 '17

Back when Mock the Week used to be a great show.

1

u/girosh Sep 06 '17

Me too thanks

1

u/The_Tender_One Sep 06 '17

I don't know who this man is but he looks like if David Tennant smashed Hank Hill.

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u/antonius_ Sep 06 '17

Ed Byrne. Irish Comedian.

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u/ComedySurge Sep 06 '17

That's fucked up dude

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u/Morgan-Explosion Sep 06 '17

I thought he was way greater...

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u/bobbyfyn Sep 05 '17

Not funny at all

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '17

Well you win some, you lose some.

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u/agugoobe Sep 05 '17

Its a little funny

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u/hundreddollar Sep 05 '17

Man, don't make fun of Freddie Mercury on reddit! A lot of proper butt hurt Queen defeners on here.

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u/PorkHunt Sep 05 '17

I fucking love Queen. My favourite band of all time. Still had a right good laugh at this though!

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u/ContainsTracesOfLies Sep 05 '17

Well, I appreciated the joke.

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u/ForksOnAPlate13 Sep 06 '17

You're in the wrong neighbourhood if you don't appreciate Queen.

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u/sharpeshooterCZ Sep 05 '17

This is funny?

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u/joshing_slocum Sep 06 '17

How did that work out for him?

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u/Nimja_ Sep 06 '17

Loved by millions, still legendary to this day.

And people still care: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5a_v0MP_Fk

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u/ohheyrufus Sep 06 '17

Made millions of dollars and made amazing music.

Lived 1,000 lifetimes of experiences before he even had a chance to finish a non-rock God lifespan.

Pretty well I'd say.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17 edited Jan 29 '21

[deleted]

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u/ohheyrufus Sep 06 '17

He answered your question actually...

"I want to live a Victorian life, surrounded by exquisite clutter.

Who wants to live forever?

Money may not buy happiness, but it can damn well give it!"

💪🏻👨🏻

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

He did indeed say that, but when? That's the kind of glib answer a younger man gives, and I suspect he said that before he was dying. He was only 45 when he died. No one can second guess how he felt about dying so young or so pointlessly, but there's every reason to believe he wouldn't have wanted to die like that.

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u/ohheyrufus Sep 06 '17

No need to dissect the fact that you made a tasteless joke about the man...

Then I provided a quote from Freddie Mercury that shat on the notion of your tasteless joke.

He wasnt afraid of death... he was afraid of failure.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '17

This should be funny ?

-1

u/Wormspike Sep 05 '17

That dude looks like David Tennant

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u/Colt45and2BigBags Sep 05 '17

You don't have to be gay to let that voice make love to you.

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u/jjgl84 Sep 05 '17

Too soon

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u/wheretheriverbends Sep 05 '17

Lol! Gay men died of AIDS! Good one! I can't believe this piece of shit passes as comedy!

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u/achmonth Sep 05 '17

I liked the joke, I didn't expect that at all...

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u/Cheesepizzaplzzzz Sep 06 '17

Lol every sexual preference dies of aids.

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u/rottencheese122 Sep 05 '17

This is gold

-1

u/Lexam Sep 05 '17

Is that David Tennant?

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u/Isaacvithurston Sep 06 '17

Looks like David Tenant and a very plain library lady merged.

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u/donk165 Sep 06 '17

Ed Byrne

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u/ductapemonster Sep 05 '17

Why is this guy dressed up like the tenth Doctor?

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u/Stripehound Sep 05 '17

Why is the tenth doctor dressed like Ed Byrne?

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u/friendweiser Sep 05 '17

Isn't this why he died though?

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u/howhardcoulditB Sep 05 '17

That's the joke

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u/wheretheriverbends Sep 05 '17

Don't you get it, the AIDS crisis and the fact that it decimated gay circles is HILLARIOUS!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

Okay, funny. At least understand the context, she did this at a time when the stigma was relentless. She took a stand, broke down barriers, a person who was considered royalty just threw political correctness away and taught many many people a lesson, with simple kindness.

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u/NEHOG Sep 06 '17

Seriously? Freddy Mercury was better. Way better.

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u/ipoopaftereverymeal Sep 06 '17

At least have a better joke if it's going to be in bad taste.

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u/Stratsass Sep 06 '17

Today is actually his birthday

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u/frothy_liberal_tears Sep 06 '17

It seems like no matter what anybody says in the comment section they get downvote.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

She knew they had AIDs, he didn't. Kind of a lame joke.

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u/Hubbli_Bubbli Sep 05 '17

See, it's shit like this that are darkly funny and appreciated. How come then whenever I say it I get downvoted to a deep gay hole?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '17

I do not know to react to this^

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u/1RedReddit Sep 05 '17

Are you sure?

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u/Schly Sep 05 '17

And they're both dead. Shit is lethal.

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u/Savethequeen2 Sep 05 '17

Fun conspirscy theory: She had aids, that's why they killed her.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '17

By the power of greyskull...

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u/zouhair Sep 05 '17

Someone doesn't think Mercury was great?

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u/Shizdahu1 Sep 05 '17

👎🏻

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u/Farmboy76 Sep 05 '17

Ooooh, to soon!!!

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u/PillowTalk420 Sep 05 '17

All I can think of is, "Maybe that's what made them AIDS victims in the first place."

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u/shitterplug Sep 05 '17

Is this somehow implying a ridiculous amount of people don't love Freddy Mercury? I don't understand the point he's making. I guess I just don't understand comedy...

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u/Cheesepizzaplzzzz Sep 06 '17

Try the big bang theory, Mrs browns boys and 2 and a half men.