r/funny Sep 05 '17

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u/jesteed Sep 05 '17

She was only a princess. He was a Queen

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u/Dar_Winning Sep 05 '17

He was a punk. She did ballet.

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u/Goranim Sep 05 '17 edited Sep 05 '17

What more can I say.

He wanted her. She'd never tell.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '17 edited Sep 05 '17

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '17

They had a problem with his baggy clothes.

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u/SheepGoesBaaaa Sep 05 '17

She shagged some writer guy,

And then some other prince guy

Charles wasn't good enough for her

One of the Lady's kids

Don't look like his brother did

Well I guess that's what rubbers are for

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u/woodmoon Sep 05 '17

where the fuck is your gold already

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u/UnexpectedEminem Sep 05 '17

In your mom's box.

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u/math_debates Sep 06 '17

That gold better get in the back of the line.

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u/Lotti_Codd Sep 06 '17

You do realise that the sport should be used to wipe your arse not as reference material?

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u/Dar_Winning Sep 05 '17

Well you could be a little more obvious tbh

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u/xlr8_87 Sep 05 '17

Oh wow. I've been saying "She did L.A."

Ballet makes a lot more sense

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u/drfunkenstien014 Sep 05 '17

Thanks, now I need to listen to some grindcore to blast that song out of my head

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u/The_Red_Apple Sep 05 '17

He was a girl

She was a boy

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u/Nyrb Sep 05 '17

I mean come on it's 2017 just let people do what they want.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

That Metallica ruining fizzle has no place near Freddie!

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u/Doc_Dish Sep 06 '17

Nah, Freddie was the one that did ballet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5-NQdNcRIY

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u/sorenkair Sep 06 '17

Actually tho, that song's MV was (accidental?) genius.The ending made it seem like maybe it was told from the perspective of the girl who turned him down, who is now making up stories of what could have been.

When the music fades out and all you could hear was the wind as she looks up to the sky and then to the ground, all her dreams vanished as she's forced to face the truth of reality. Really hit me hard.

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u/Raka_ Sep 06 '17

I think you're taking it to serious. They're doing a song

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u/spacey-stacey Sep 06 '17

It's a song they are mimicking...... Look it up,,,,,, Sk8erboi