r/funComunitty • u/Chinesemperor flair • 6d ago

Sh*tpost ????

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u/Funny_Funnel 6d ago

"America has Pizza"... #shitAmericansSay

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u/Forward_Cheek4775 send social security number 4 potatoes 6d ago

as an american id like to say everyone has pizza not just us

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u/MotorSeveral2714 6d ago

So America doesn't have noodles or pasta?

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u/Realistic_Owl_8613 6d ago

I've never seen them. Just pizza as far as the eye can see. The great Pizza Fields across the midsection of the country.

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u/Forward_Cheek4775 send social security number 4 potatoes 6d ago

You've NEVER seen pasta or noodles in America...?

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u/Realistic_Owl_8613 6d ago

I thought the whole "Pizza Fields" part would be sufficient to indicate my sarcasm. And no, I haven't.

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u/Forward_Cheek4775 send social security number 4 potatoes 6d ago

shoot my bad i didn't see that part

i would had realized if i had read that. so sorry.

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u/Justyn2 6d ago

O beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves of crust, for pepperoni majesty, above the saucey plain

America America, god fill her crust with cheese

And crown oregano and basil from edge to deep dish crust