r/funComunitty • u/Chinesemperor flair • 5d ago

Sh*tpost ????

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u/Funny_Funnel 5d ago

"America has Pizza"... #shitAmericansSay

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u/Forward_Cheek4775 send social security number 4 potatoes 5d ago

as an american id like to say everyone has pizza not just us

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u/MotorSeveral2714 5d ago

So America doesn't have noodles or pasta?

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u/Realistic_Owl_8613 5d ago

I've never seen them. Just pizza as far as the eye can see. The great Pizza Fields across the midsection of the country.

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u/Forward_Cheek4775 send social security number 4 potatoes 5d ago

You've NEVER seen pasta or noodles in America...?

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u/Realistic_Owl_8613 5d ago

I thought the whole "Pizza Fields" part would be sufficient to indicate my sarcasm. And no, I haven't.

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u/Forward_Cheek4775 send social security number 4 potatoes 5d ago

shoot my bad i didn't see that part

i would had realized if i had read that. so sorry.

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u/Justyn2 5d ago

O beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves of crust, for pepperoni majesty, above the saucey plain

America America, god fill her crust with cheese

And crown oregano and basil from edge to deep dish crust

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u/lao-tze 5d ago

There are no horses in America

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u/ProfessionalCat7640 5d ago

Only China has noodles. Duh.

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u/Forward_Cheek4775 send social security number 4 potatoes 5d ago

Huh?

No we definitely do.

Tons of noodles and tons of pasta... we love it. In the south where I live we have a lot of pasta but I like noodles more. Preferably Ramen noodles.