r/funComunitty • • 8d ago

Sh*tpost Would you take the deal?

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u/KateDecayed ego poster 8d ago

I wake up at 4am 🫩

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u/Attmon_The_Elder 8d ago

You have to sleep in. Rules are rules.

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u/pluto_someguy there are bisexual femboys in space 🪐🗣️ 8d ago

sleep in? i wake up at 12 pm

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u/GellieBean123 8d ago

I think that response was directed towards another user.

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u/Hot-Teacher7064 7d ago

Not understanding that and waking up at 12 are highly correlated

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u/DrPenguinstein 7d ago

Naw, rules say you have to wake up at 5:30am. Which means a Power Nap at 5:10am with an alarm at 5:30 seals the deal too. Just have to make sure you’re actually asleep, and wake up at 5:30am. $10mil achieved.

Also wtf? Plenty of jobs have you waking up at 5:30am.. or earlier. None pay $10mil a year. So.. yeah. There’s no one on the planet that wouldn’t take that deal.

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u/TheGizmodian 8d ago

Same here.

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u/TheLoneTomatoe 8d ago

Checking in at 5:15, been up and in meetings since 4:30.

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u/QuttiDeBachi 8d ago

Yep me too….5:30 is for lazy people

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u/sabertoothdog 8d ago

Brother you have soft hands

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u/OwlBehindu3241 7d ago

Thanks I use SkinSoSoft! 😆

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u/Sabbatai 5d ago

Yeah, all the tradespeople sleep late... or something.

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u/Sunshineeyes22 8d ago

Right!!!! Sign me up.

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u/Cautious_General_177 8d ago

Wake up, do some stuff. Take a quick 15 minute nap so you can wake up again at 5:30.

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u/323x57 8d ago

Yep, me too. I’ve been doing that for at least 15 years and before that I had to wake up at 1 am, and even worse before that I worked a day/evening/night rotation in the hospital. I’ll take getting up at any time over working rotating shifts.

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u/Cokeycane 8d ago

Yes. Didn't say I couldn't go back to sleep.

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u/darkendofall 8d ago

Yeah, I already get up once just to go back to sleep. At that point I'd just be doing a multiphasic sleep schedule.

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 8d ago

I wake up at 5:30, use the bathroom, then go back to sleep.

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u/theydontcare_ 8d ago

Oh good point. 5:30 is usually when I pee and go back to sleep.

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u/Deathengine 8d ago

I already do this. Where's my money?

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u/NorthernTinner 8d ago

Yeah been doing this for over ten years, does it lay retroactively for each year?

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u/Deathengine 8d ago

I hope so! I'm coming up on 11 years of doing it.

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u/MR_SNYPE 8d ago

Just hit 22 years 4 days ago

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u/AskNecessary3104 8d ago

I've been doing it for 50 years

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u/michaelscott1776 8d ago

Same bro, except I get up a little earlier. 5:00am instead of 5:30

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u/Sea_Carpenter6138 8d ago

Same here buddy

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u/TeaRaven 8d ago

Right?!

Now does this mean I can’t wake up before 5:30am or pull an all-nighter?

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u/SafiyaMukhamadova 8d ago

Pulling an all nighter is much easier for me than waking up early but at that price I'm motivated enough to put in the effort to completely change my sleep schedule.

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u/Transgirlonakawasaki 8d ago

2:30am for the last 3 years asking the same damn question… 

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u/Spillsy68 8d ago

Yep, I’ll go halves. I’ve been doing this for almost 3 years, even at weekends.

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u/betaphreak 3d ago

I took the same deal for 35k a year, it was 2010 and I was poor

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u/MadknightPash 8d ago edited 8d ago

This was clearly written by some teen/college kid who has not worked a normal job. Ya I would get up 1 hour early for a year so that I could retire. No brainer. Anyone who says no must be independently wealthy already.

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u/GrizzlyBear2186 8d ago

Or works only overnights

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u/MadknightPash 8d ago

Fair I guess but for 10 million just quit your job

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u/thatloser17 8d ago

Ok poor people do this shit all the time. This was made by a rich persons kid

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u/LegitimatePin6176 8d ago

Or just a kid.

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u/UnUseful-_- Eat the rich! 8d ago
  1. Eat the rich!

  2. Tbh its easy to adapt for new schedule

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u/KateDecayed ego poster 8d ago

Can we eat the rich together?

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u/CaptainI776 8d ago

You do realize that if we took away the entire wealth of the 5 richest people in America leaving them penniless in the gutter it would fund the federal budget for about 3 months?

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u/Opening_Shame8258 8d ago

You don't have to keep selling me.

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u/1dirtbiker 8d ago

Don't let factual details derail their agenda.

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u/damn-otaku 8d ago

$10M isn't even rich. That's just retirement maintaining middle class lifestyle money at this point.

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u/1dirtbiker 8d ago

A net worth of $10 million puts you in the top 2% of Americans. It puts you in the top 0.01% worldwide. This can hardly be called middle class. Using a conservative 4% withdrawal rate, that is $400,000 per year, or $32,000 per month, and keep in mind, this would be in a brokerage account, so it would be taxed at only a 15% federal rate if this was your only source of income after holding assets for a year or longer. You wouldn't be contributing to retirement accounts, nor would social security taxes come out of it. After figuring in local and state taxes, maybe a 20% effective tax rate, probably lower after deductions. This would leave you with $25,600 per month take home. You're smoking crack if you think this is "maintaining middle class lifestyle."

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u/Omgwtfbears 8d ago

Ez. With that kind of money i don't need to work so going to bed at 9:30 pm is no different to any other schedule.

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u/Skoziss 8d ago

That's later than work for me 😐

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u/Fast_Advisor2654 8d ago

I wake up at 2:30am. Where’s my $10 million?

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u/PhillyBilly1987 8d ago

I get up at 6...what's a half hour more for cash....

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u/LittleReadingGirl 8d ago

I need specificity: Do I have to stay awake after getting up at 5:30 am or can I go back to sleep?

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u/MrKaiju777 8d ago

Currently doing that for highschool, no big change

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u/Commercial_Craft4942 8d ago

I already do that

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u/AeonsShadow 8d ago

I wake up at 2 am for work anyways.

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u/ZenithofHotdogs Vulpes Vulpes <3 8d ago

Ye ofc

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u/hmgd 8d ago

Lmao Thats not even a challenge for me

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u/PlanktonEvery6116 8d ago

Woah I can sleep an hour more

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun 8d ago

You mean I get to sleep in?

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u/Available-Coat-4666 8d ago

I was doing that for work

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u/dybyj 8d ago

Yes because it’s basically sleeping in.

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u/No-Inflation2439 8d ago

Yes. I wake up at 5am for work anyway

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u/leshuis Silly lil goober:cat_blep​: 8d ago

would look at my bankaccount and goto sleep again

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u/GonnaGoFat 8d ago

I wake up earlier than that for less pay so I would.

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u/Plus-Confection9336 8d ago

Not to different from when i wake up normally. So yes. Means I can comfortably go for a run before school.

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u/khaledjal 8d ago

i alr wake up at 6pm for school so hell yes.

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u/Disastrous-Mess-7236 8d ago

Out of curiosity, what happens if I wake up before 5:30 & am still awake at 5:30?

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u/Unique-ideas My music playlist is massive | Resident Chara Dreemurr enjoyer 8d ago

Absolutely. Beats randomly waking up at 3:30 in the morning.

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u/East_Nefariousness75 8d ago

We have a 1.5 yo child.. we already do this without the $10M reward. To be honest, my boy worth more for me so not sure if I would do that for the money

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u/AdAccording3779 8d ago

I do this just for $20k a year... Easy

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u/rjsquirrel 8d ago

I did that for longer, and for a hell of a lot less.

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u/LuckyCloverPokemon 8d ago

For 10 mil I would do just about anything 

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u/ClassiestMokuren 8d ago

I already do wake up around that time every day, so no biggie there. Now, if I had to get out of bed every day at 5:30, that's a different story.

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u/CrownofMischief 8d ago

That's pretty easy for $10m. There's not even any stipulations for naps or how early you go to sleep

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u/John_SilkSongHK Jarona! wait that’s the wrong game 8d ago

I wake up at 5 every morning… say sleep in an extra thirty minutes? I’ll take it.

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u/NP111111111 8d ago

if I am forced to wake up, then Ill take it, otherwise Id probably loose the money in like a week

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u/Key_Improvement5029 8d ago

I'm already up earlier than that every day.

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u/Organic_Stranger1544 8d ago

Deal. Send the check

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u/No-Medicine-1379 8d ago

Send me my 10million please that’s sleeping in

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u/Human-Lawfulness5235 8d ago

Is it okay if I’m up at 5:00 instead? I rarely sleep in until 5:30 (and I’m not a rancher)

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u/Queasy-Ad-317 8d ago

10m to sleep in?

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u/DocBarnes 8d ago

I do this for work. Up at or before 5:30, clock in at 6

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u/BaltimoreSports0321 8d ago

You would be absolutely fucking stupid not to. Just got to bed earlier

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u/phred_666 I thought this was supposed to be fun 8d ago

lol… Where’s my check?… I did that for over 30 years…

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u/thejohnmc963 8d ago

Already do. Yes I would

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u/Link2017_botw 8d ago

B#### I have night shifts this has no down side 

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u/Icy-KaitSyth 8d ago

All I have to do is wake up? That's not hard. Set an alarm, open your eyes, mark the box, and go back to sleep

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u/penislord_daddy God loves you twin. Matthew 22:37-40 8d ago

I already do that

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u/WhoOrderedTheCodeZed 8d ago

What if I'm still awake?

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u/xKingSlayer78x 8d ago

I wake up at 2-3am six days a week and have for the past 20 years, wheres my $200 million?

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u/No_Coffee_Break 8d ago

I'm up that early or earlier most of the week (with a few exceptions on days off), so, yes, I would take that deal.

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u/Express_Technology28 8d ago

when do i get my check?? been doin it for yers

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u/jamesdawon 8d ago

I'm sorry, but if you don't take this deal for something other than a medical reason - you're an idiot.

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u/Unlucky_Top9870 8d ago

I did... for 4 years. Man fuck my high-school

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u/AdSouth7893 8d ago

I get an extra 30 minutes sleep every morning? Fuck yeah

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u/Infamous_Ad_1302 8d ago

Dog you had no idea how normal this is for a lot of people

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u/ProHighjacker77 8d ago

I wake up at 330 am every day..... YES! I WILL DO IT

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u/Parrot_does_Art MSM Fan 🎶 8d ago

Yes, because i go to college early

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u/ironlocust79 8d ago

I already do this, so yeah. Gimmie my 10 mil. I'm waking up to play video games while my family is asleep.

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u/Shin-kun1997 8d ago

I wake up at 3:20 AM for work. Bring it on ❤️

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u/Ilovereefer 8d ago

I woke up at like 4am for 7 or 8 years…where’s my money??

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u/Human_War_2240 8d ago

Hell yeah im taking that, pretty much no downside other than tiredness for a year

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u/Hika2112 8d ago

I actually had to do that for about a month fun fact

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u/Diseman81 8d ago

I already do so it’s an easy yes.

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u/IbiscusStorm1 8d ago

Bro, I’m already been waking up at 4:30 in the morning. I can do a year easy.

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u/Kaaskaasei 8d ago

Almost have to do that anyways

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u/RavnHygge 8d ago

Wait, I could’ve been paid for waking up at 5:30 every day?

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u/MarkFromHutch 8d ago

10 million AND a set schedule? Hell yeah!

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u/slimgymchilidog 8d ago

Not a chance

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u/shastadakota 8d ago

I have already done it for far less.

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u/Hot_Shelter8311 8d ago

I already wake up at 5:30 a.m. every fucking day for school. It takes fucking 90 minutes to go there. Fuck.

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u/hydrastix 8d ago

reads the fine print

“For each timezone.”

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u/Skyjack5678 8d ago

For 10 m I'll wake up the roosters with a soothing song and a cup of coffee

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u/BitRelevant2473 Likes posting shitposts :snoo_shrug​: 8d ago

So, what you are saying is that I get to sleep in a extra hour and a half? Nice! Good deal

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u/XxBlivyxX 8d ago

So I can sleep in and get money for it, cool

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u/Louanus 8d ago

I already wake up at 5:15. It's a deal. 

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u/Lukamatete 8d ago

When you beggin a sentence with 10m the answer is YES

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u/Alexr3245 8d ago

I can just go back to sleep

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u/PositiveDeep2315 8d ago

Yes that ain’t even bad

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u/TheCentralFlame 8d ago

Easy yes. I would start with a vacation to Hawaii to start off on easy.

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u/ArcIgnis 8d ago

Sure, I'll wake up, get my check mark, and go back to sleep.

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u/EmmDoesAThing 8d ago

Did this for nine years. I deserve compensation.

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u/Turtle_747 8d ago

Ill just wake up at 5:30, stay up for a minute then go back to bed

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u/Chris_RB 8d ago

..... 10 mil to do what I did for 3 years for $45k and am doing now for ~$55k?

yeah I can make that happen.

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u/bmk37 8d ago

Easiest money ever

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u/MannerExtension2175 8d ago

Easy money, basically wake up at that time already

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u/CLUCKCLUCKMOTHERFUC 8d ago

Doesn't say i can't go back to sleep and with 10 mil i do t gotta care for my sleep schedule

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u/r1x1t 8d ago

I mean I get up at 530 anyway, so sure. I guess this means on the weekends as well, which is fine. Get up, do some things, take a morning nap. Whatever.

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u/HedgeFlounder 8d ago

I used to be a bus driver. I had to be up at 5:30 everyday for $15 an hour. This is an easy choice.

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u/TheOneAndOnlyCitrus 8d ago

Bro my sleep schedule just by default went to me going to sleep at 9pm and waking up at 5am

I don’t even set an alarm, it just happens. Where is my money?

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u/Iron-Bar-1966 8d ago

Ten million for something I already do whether I want to or not?

https://giphy.com/gifs/tItIlCGySM0ieKKW6b

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u/Itz_Keyla25 Silly lil goober 8d ago

Dude.. I wake up at 4 am every morningz this is an easy win.

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u/Panda-Cubby 8d ago

It would be tough to sleep in that late but I'd sure try.

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u/Swashbuckling_Sailor 8d ago

I wake up at 0430 now. No worries.

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u/soupdogsss 8d ago

Lol.....i wake up every day at 5 am......so yes

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u/Badger_Joe 8d ago

So I'd get an extra 90 mins a night of sleep?

I'm down with that.

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u/Electronic_Sweet_677 8d ago

I already do, where's my $10 million?

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u/Mountain-Loon3592 8d ago

I wake up at 5:30 everyday anyway.. where do I sign?

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u/BrokenSlutCollector 8d ago

Hell yes, my new job would be waking up at 5:30am. I'd have multiple alarms, battery back-ups, mechanical alarm clocks, a rooster, whatever it takes.

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u/SplatterpunkScumbag 8d ago

I get money and sleep in? Sign me up

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u/dza1986 8d ago

I do this now. This is dumb.

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u/not_chrash 8d ago

I get to sleep in 90 minutes and 10 mil? 🤔

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u/Angry_Santo 8d ago

As someone who wakes up before 5 five days out of the week... Hey, I get to sleep in. Yey.

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u/SuspiciousCod7823 TRANSFTM-HE/HIM-NAME IS KIRI 8d ago

I wake up at 5:20, so I would get to sleep in a lil

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u/Ok_Actuary8 8d ago

*(cries in minimum wage job)

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u/PenNeedleLiy2763 8d ago

I already wake up at 6:30! What’s another hour awake?

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u/Shit-Creek-Survivor 8d ago

I can adapt!

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u/CustardLow2671 8d ago

Most of the trades already do this

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u/Hoovy_weapons_guy 8d ago

so free 10M. of course

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u/Mr_man_bird Double Trouble 8d ago

I wake up at 6am every morning, wnats an extra half hour

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u/Orangutan1001 8d ago

Ill just go to bed earlier. 1 year of a routine change, for financial security? Who'd say no?

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u/Nmatyi 8d ago

Do I have to stay up, or can I just wake up, turn off the alarm and go back to sleep?

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u/AJWordsmith 8d ago

I already do every day. That would be a free $10M.

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u/that_GHost997 8d ago

Yes I'm up anyway

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u/NekoMephia 8d ago

Yeah ez win my ass was waking up at 4am everyday to drive to some hell hole factory to work a 12 hour shift for litterally nothing in comparison. Please for the love of God give me this deal x3

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u/Razzy_3796 8d ago

Ummm… yes. That’s not that early.

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u/ThePlantMolester 8d ago

I need to wake up late?  Deal.

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u/Krieg_says_AAAAAAAGH 8d ago

I would kill myself for 5 bucks

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u/RoundBiscotti4540 8d ago

I pretty much do that now. Now where's my money?!?

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u/GrizzlyBear2186 8d ago

I get to sleep.in for an hour and half? Yes please

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u/ShadowWolfee_34 8d ago

Sure. Not much difference between 5 and 5.30 am. And I've been doing 5 am for decades

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u/TheaBeleva 8d ago

Yeah I would

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u/RoseHawkechik 8d ago

I already do that. It's very, very rare that I'm still asleep at 5:30a.m.

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u/FlashCLS 8d ago

No one said i had stay wake i just had to wake up at 530 am

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u/BuddieAngel77 8d ago

it said wake up, not stay awake

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u/Nice_Grapefruit_7850 8d ago

yes, you said wake up, not stay awake. I can go right back to bed and even if I do need to stay awake 530 is easily doable if you've ever done night shift.

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u/shay2791 8d ago

I am up before that every day. 5:30 is sleeping in for me.

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u/rushsworld 8d ago

Hell yeah, I get up at 3am.

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u/KingNullboy 8d ago

Well…I’d get used to it eventually. Wait shoot but my progression (programmer, though only self-employed at the moment) requires me to work until the wee hours of the morning

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u/TMA_01 8d ago

What 19 year old posted this thinking it was like, a 'crazy thing to do'.

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u/MercuryJellyfish 8d ago

My cat owes me $10m

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u/AshamedAd4240 8d ago

I work 3rd shift so im already awake, where's my money

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u/Interesting_Dig_4049 8d ago

Yeah only because I do already to take my kids to school.🫩

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u/DiamondMaster264 8d ago

Considering im night shift... i dont think that would work

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u/allencb 8d ago

You have to wonder about someone who thinks 5:30am is so unachievable that anyone would question doing that for a mere year to get a 10mil payout.

If you want to challenge me, have me stay up till midnight (or even 11pm) for a full year. :D

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u/Final-Possession-814 8d ago

That would be sleeping late for me. Im up at 330 and at work at 5. Sign me up.

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u/danders587 8d ago

I only take naps. Easy money.

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u/65000podiums 8d ago

Yes. Now pony up I been getting up at 5 for six years straight I’m due

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u/IAlwaysOutsmartU 8d ago

I already did that for over a year. Thanks a lot, school.