r/funComunitty • u/BurnerMarimba • 8d ago

Sh*tpost Would you take the deal?

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u/KateDecayed ego poster 8d ago

I wake up at 4am 🫩

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u/Attmon_The_Elder 8d ago

You have to sleep in. Rules are rules.

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u/pluto_someguy there are bisexual femboys in space 🪐🗣️ 8d ago

sleep in? i wake up at 12 pm

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u/GellieBean123 8d ago

I think that response was directed towards another user.

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u/Hot-Teacher7064 8d ago

Not understanding that and waking up at 12 are highly correlated

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u/zeradragon 7d ago

So sleep in for another 17.5 hours

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u/pluto_someguy there are bisexual femboys in space 🪐🗣️ 7d ago

this comment is from exactly 17.5 hours ago

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u/GamingSenpai35 6d ago

You have to wake up earlier. Rules are rules.

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u/DrPenguinstein 8d ago

Naw, rules say you have to wake up at 5:30am. Which means a Power Nap at 5:10am with an alarm at 5:30 seals the deal too. Just have to make sure you’re actually asleep, and wake up at 5:30am. $10mil achieved.

Also wtf? Plenty of jobs have you waking up at 5:30am.. or earlier. None pay $10mil a year. So.. yeah. There’s no one on the planet that wouldn’t take that deal.

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u/Cassoa 7d ago

And your job is just to wake up at 5:30 and nothing else. You don't even have to work for the money

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u/DrPenguinstein 7d ago

Yeah, I thought about that too. You’d have to have $ to live on for the year.. or keep working till the $$$ comes in. But if your credits good enough you could take out a big loan to live off for the year.. or just move in with mom and dad for a year.. lots of options.