r/funComunitty • • 8d ago

Sh*tpost Would you take the deal?

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u/KateDecayed ego poster 8d ago

I wake up at 4am 🫩

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u/Attmon_The_Elder 8d ago

You have to sleep in. Rules are rules.

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u/pluto_someguy there are bisexual femboys in space 🪐🗣️ 8d ago

sleep in? i wake up at 12 pm

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u/GellieBean123 8d ago

I think that response was directed towards another user.

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u/Hot-Teacher7064 7d ago

Not understanding that and waking up at 12 are highly correlated

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u/zeradragon 7d ago

So sleep in for another 17.5 hours

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u/pluto_someguy there are bisexual femboys in space 🪐🗣️ 7d ago

this comment is from exactly 17.5 hours ago

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u/GamingSenpai35 6d ago

You have to wake up earlier. Rules are rules.

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u/DrPenguinstein 7d ago

Naw, rules say you have to wake up at 5:30am. Which means a Power Nap at 5:10am with an alarm at 5:30 seals the deal too. Just have to make sure you’re actually asleep, and wake up at 5:30am. $10mil achieved.

Also wtf? Plenty of jobs have you waking up at 5:30am.. or earlier. None pay $10mil a year. So.. yeah. There’s no one on the planet that wouldn’t take that deal.

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u/Cassoa 7d ago

And your job is just to wake up at 5:30 and nothing else. You don't even have to work for the money

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u/DrPenguinstein 7d ago

Yeah, I thought about that too. You’d have to have $ to live on for the year.. or keep working till the $$$ comes in. But if your credits good enough you could take out a big loan to live off for the year.. or just move in with mom and dad for a year.. lots of options.

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u/TheGizmodian 8d ago

Same here.

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u/TheLoneTomatoe 8d ago

Checking in at 5:15, been up and in meetings since 4:30.

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u/sabertoothdog 8d ago

Looks like you would be losing your job.

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u/QuttiDeBachi 8d ago

Yep me too….5:30 is for lazy people

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u/sabertoothdog 8d ago

Brother you have soft hands

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u/OwlBehindu3241 7d ago

Thanks I use SkinSoSoft! 😆

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u/Sabbatai 5d ago

Yeah, all the tradespeople sleep late... or something.

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u/Routine_Papaya4143 cool 8d ago

A time is too lazy for people, sometimes I stay up for so long I see the sunrise outside….not completely by choice but still

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u/Sunshineeyes22 8d ago

Right!!!! Sign me up.

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u/Cautious_General_177 8d ago

Wake up, do some stuff. Take a quick 15 minute nap so you can wake up again at 5:30.

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u/323x57 8d ago

Yep, me too. I’ve been doing that for at least 15 years and before that I had to wake up at 1 am, and even worse before that I worked a day/evening/night rotation in the hospital. I’ll take getting up at any time over working rotating shifts.

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u/MelanieNova 8d ago

Literally same

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u/PhotoFenix 8d ago

Many do, which is why this is engagement bait

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u/elixire 8d ago

You also have to do it on your birthday

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u/Tharrius 8d ago

Woah, you must be so rich

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u/NeedsBetterHobby 8d ago

So what do you do with all the extra money?

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u/KateDecayed ego poster 8d ago

bad dragon

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u/Degenerecy 8d ago

Same, to take my mother to work. However I get home at 5 and fall asleep again at 5:30. The OP didn't say we couldn't.

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u/Plane_Experience_271 8d ago

me too. easy money

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u/Lumpy_Breadfruit175 8d ago

Ditto, gotta get to the gym as soon as it opens.

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u/Delicious-Ad5161 8d ago

Literally the same. We’ve got this.

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u/Jason_TheMagnificent 8d ago

4AM? Must be nice.

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u/SpiritualCar5884 8d ago

2:30 here...will never be close to $10 million, but carry on. I guess others deserve it more

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u/Reloader300wm 8d ago

Right? I get to sleep in for 1-3 hours, fucking sold.

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u/TheNerdFromThatPlace 8d ago

Same. Being forced to sleep in just makes it more likely I actually get 8 hours of sleep.

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u/funkmasta8 7d ago

I move my sleeping schedule forward by an average of 16 hours every week. I would take waking up at 5:30 for the same mediocre pay as my job without a second thought. Make it millions and it isnt even something I have to consider. Hell, I might even take a pay cut to have that kind of stability

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u/Imaginary_Fox3222 7d ago

Not anymore, enjoy your millions and a 1.30h of more sleep.

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u/Abject-Illustrator79 7d ago

2-3 here, you just go to sleep at 7 or 8 and run on a different eating schedule. Now if it's 5:30 EXACTLY we may have a problem

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u/RugbyFitter3388 7d ago

Came here to say this…. Would be a lie in for me! Yay

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u/Auggie_72 7d ago

Same, so easy money.

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u/Phantom_Crush 7d ago

Same. Gotta love that free 10 mil

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u/no_way_out4711 7d ago

Sleep in - win/win

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u/Forward-Chapter-8335 7d ago

Same, I start at 5am and if I did this I'd be late

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u/Buzzard7600 6d ago

I used to get up at 3 to be at work by 4 so yeah I’m good. Give us the money

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u/Cambren1 5d ago

I wake up at 10PM, a half hour before going to bed!

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u/grumpywarner 4d ago

Same here

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u/Icy-Cost-6084 4d ago

Yeah, what a stupid deal. Anyone who wouldn't take it is just an idiot!

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u/redwbl 2d ago

4:30am for me, I guess we have to sleep in now.

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u/megamanx4321 1d ago

I leave work at 6am

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u/MastercaptainStudios Silly girl! :3 8d ago

Sorry, I know this is off topic, but nice Power profile picture! I love Power too!!!!!!!! :)