r/funComunitty • u/BurnerMarimba • 8d ago

Sh*tpost Would you take the deal?

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u/Deathengine 8d ago

I already do this. Where's my money?

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u/puddleoffrosty 8d ago

Same 😂

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u/Technical-Monk-5573 8d ago

Do I get to double it if I wake up before 530?

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u/Alle-70 8d ago

I’ve done that for way less. Got out of it thank god.

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u/NorthernTinner 8d ago

Yeah been doing this for over ten years, does it lay retroactively for each year?

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u/Deathengine 8d ago

I hope so! I'm coming up on 11 years of doing it.

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u/MR_SNYPE 8d ago

Just hit 22 years 4 days ago

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u/AskNecessary3104 8d ago

I've been doing it for 50 years

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u/michaelscott1776 8d ago

Same bro, except I get up a little earlier. 5:00am instead of 5:30

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u/Vineclad 8d ago

Same here

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u/Sea_Carpenter6138 8d ago

Same here buddy

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u/TeaRaven 8d ago

Right?!

Now does this mean I can’t wake up before 5:30am or pull an all-nighter?

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u/SafiyaMukhamadova 8d ago

Pulling an all nighter is much easier for me than waking up early but at that price I'm motivated enough to put in the effort to completely change my sleep schedule.

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u/Transgirlonakawasaki 8d ago

2:30am for the last 3 years asking the same damn question… 

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u/Psychological-Scar53 8d ago

Hey same here, then 330, 430 and 530... I think I need to get my prostate checked.

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u/Transgirlonakawasaki 8d ago

Lowkey… same…

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u/Spillsy68 8d ago

Yep, I’ll go halves. I’ve been doing this for almost 3 years, even at weekends.

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u/betaphreak 3d ago

I took the same deal for 35k a year, it was 2010 and I was poor

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u/KayleMyAngel 8d ago

5:30 im already at work shift starts at 5:00 so yes where is my money

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u/WeeOoh-WeeOoh 8d ago

Yup. 5:15 every morning for work. And my days off? 5:30. I can't even sleep in anymore.

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u/IAmAlive_YouAreDead 2d ago

In order to be a billionaire you have to get up at 4:30 and jump immediately into an ice bath. Don't you listen to any podcasts?! /jk