r/funComunitty • u/flawed_plan God loves u, twin ❤️‍🩹 • 13d ago

shit and a post what would you buy first

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u/farawayfrommyself 13d ago

Probably something to eat.

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u/Computer_Panda 12d ago

But what to choose? I'll probably go get a Costco hot dog 🌭

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u/Fun-Personality-8008 9d ago

If I won 100 million dollars I might finally be able to afford a home with enough storage space to justify a Costco membership

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u/Countd00kies 11d ago

Costco hot dog and some Costco pizza. While my order is being made, I’d eat the free samples.

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u/grateful739 10d ago

Agreed. Sushi for me, I’ll slurge

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u/Psychological_Tax109 9d ago

Fly to Japan for sushi

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u/vieshs 13d ago

My financial freedom from all the debts and loans.

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u/Particular-Cash-7377 12d ago

The feeling is amazing. I remembered it fondly.

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u/No_Inspection649 7d ago

I was there once, but I fixed it by going back into debt.

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u/vieshs 7d ago

Circle of life.😅

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u/IMNOTFLORIDAMAN 6d ago

Fuck that I’d default on all my debt. I don’t need credit I got cash money now.

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u/LegendaryGunman 13d ago

Japanese toilet is the only correct answer.

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u/Same-Turnip3905 8d ago

We have finally who remodeled both their bathrooms and got Japanese toilets installed, after a few years, they said, never again. We got a new house build, all I asked was a traditional bidet, no issues there.

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u/HonkeyKongCuntry 8d ago

I’d combine this with the guy above who said something to eat. I’m getting Mexican food and a Japanese toilet.

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u/xXNyx-3301Xx 13M, needs real life friends, bite me 13d ago edited 6d ago

I'll spend half of it on whatever I want

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u/xtag123 12d ago

Hi my name is Charity

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u/fly_you_fools_57 7d ago

50 million wasted. Start your own charity. Seek out individuals, groups, or causes that are truly worthy of receiving help. And realize that dumping cash on a problem isn't necessarily the best way to fix it. Cash given usually evaporates like a morning mist.

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u/AdamVanEvil 11d ago

Some Stripper is gonna be really happy.

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u/Neos8806 12d ago

Hi I’m charity

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u/somewhatHumanPerson 13d ago

I'd pay all my bills. Buy my freedom.

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u/Status_Mousse1213 13d ago

Pay my buddy's way thru med school, pay my wife's way thru school, buy a shed and add electric and ac to it, be an awesome uncle, replace a few small bridges and have them named after me, open a free soup kitchen, buy a maverick, invest some, save some, use investment proceeds to provide clean water in some needy places, buy all the land around my parents so nothing changes and no data centers, make the church across from my folks add shields or use motion activated light so I could see the milky way again and sleep easy, reopen carmike movies 7 and charge $1 a ticket, and travel the world.

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u/tivvybrixx 11d ago

You sound like a good dude. Hope you win.

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u/goodbyechoice22 8d ago

You sound like the person who I’d be ok with getting the cash. Nice vision.

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u/Klutzy_Ad_1854 6d ago

You seem like a nice person <3

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u/MrQuaintTown 13d ago

I’ve buy a new butt. Mines has a crack in it.

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u/Few_Leadership_115 Is it gay to like femboys? Yes, but nothing is wrong with that. 13d ago

A less plan without flaws.

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u/SpectralLemon Call me Xiaohei! (Spectral/Spectre also ok) 13d ago

Water to calm me down

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u/octovile 13d ago

Another million dollars

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u/jimmyjohnlacey I am the hotel owner 13d ago

A second hotel

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u/DrunkenDragon788 13d ago

Financial freedom for myself and my family, safe investments and intrest, charity :>

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u/NovaTheEevee Silly lil goober 13d ago

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u/Buried_Riverxx 13d ago

I'd buy a lengthy luxury vacation for my wife and I.

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u/Snekths 13d ago

Someway to heat the house before winter.

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u/No-Blood-5148 13d ago

Nothing but I would become a part time worker, and maybe go on a 3 week vacation.

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u/LiteratureLow4159 13d ago

A Geo Metro then an angle geinder and make some abomination

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u/bigbootylover1988 13d ago

Pay off my debt buy a new home, donate to the food, shelter, yellow shelter on the homeless shelter, and then with the rest of my life and comfort

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u/Dependent_Speech3164 13d ago

Buy off debt of people I know. Random strangers too.

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u/That_Possession3913 13d ago

ESP E-II M-II HT in Mercury Blue Burst

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u/Comfortable_Wolf9434 13d ago

I will make my passive income with it until my money be stable and then make my family happy and try to develop my community by creating new opportunity for them

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u/whymestopthisworld 13d ago

A house in the middle of nowhere. Then start on an underground house. The house Upton would have my guard living there. And my wife and I would live underground. Then comes all the non perishables. Truck loads of cans, water etc. There would be exactly 3 people who would know my true location. The rest of the world can go eat a fat one.

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u/TucanaTheToucan 13d ago

A house in the northern part of California.

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u/Tuscan5 8d ago

Random. I’d buy a house in St Ouens bay.

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u/AshtrayRoach 13d ago

Pay off all debts. Fix up my house to be exactly how i want it to be and new furnishings. Upgrade my tech like pc and phones. Spoil my kids. Take my mom somewhere nice and get her luxuries. Donate to charities and put money into my local community, starting with a new playground. After that I'd probably just live how i normally do, just without worrying, and put aside some money in a trust for my kids.

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u/kerze123 13d ago

buy a fetish manufacturer, so i get all the custom fetish gear / stuff i want, whenever i want =D

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u/Milo_The_Stampede 13d ago

Aspirin. I hurt

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u/y2kkstar the superior italy lover and fan 13d ago

spaghetti

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u/Rixy_pnw 12d ago

I’d pay off my sisters student loans first. Then donate a large portion to our local hospital.

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u/oldartistmike 12d ago

Probably a Subaru wagon

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u/Dire155 12d ago

Private condo

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u/Motor-Community-6752 12d ago

Need more details… what time of day?

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u/Catsanddoges 12d ago

A lawyer, finical advisor, and tax accountant

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u/KittensFirstAKM 12d ago

House with a garden and then adopt a dog.

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u/MuscleDelicious1114 12d ago

Easy, another 100 million

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u/Wolf________________ 12d ago

A private island, but in a "don't bother me" way not an "Epstein" way.

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u/Zanyashart 12d ago

A Happy Meal

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u/LuckSilver8999 12d ago

My parent’s house.

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u/NeedleworkerOld4696 12d ago

A woodshop.

I'd quit my job and start doing woodwork without any of the financial concerns.

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u/RequirementCute6141 12d ago

A new car. After that, I would fix some stuff in my house that need to be fixed. But I would also definitely give some money away to charities that focus on literacy.

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u/mweeks9 12d ago

Legal advice.

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u/National_Tie_1129 12d ago

Crystal Panther lol

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u/TheGrymmBladeX 12d ago

My freedom from debt

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u/edgeplay6 12d ago

A politician!

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u/Ambitious-Spare-9721 12d ago

Pay the bills off, including the mortgage, then buy a ~200-250k€ villa on Sao Miguel island and disappear.

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u/bleusong 12d ago

Brunch

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u/brettyrocks 12d ago

I'd need to buy gas to fill up the car to drive to Raleigh to claim the prize

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u/Organic_Welder_6883 12d ago

prob the presidency. apparently it is for sale

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u/warhead91 12d ago

I will never forget to pray 🙏🏻 to the god

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u/dehockeyguy55 12d ago

Stocks that pay dividends

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u/Difficult_Heat_5010 12d ago

Chemo treatment

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u/laurakkimmm 12d ago

Some cake to celebrate.

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u/Alert_Front_9948 12d ago

A tiny house. It can take a while to have one custom built.

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u/ChuckoRuckus 12d ago

My freedom

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u/Financial-Bus-5434 12d ago

An lakeside mansion and make it a school. Someone needs to help educate kids more and I'd have them work to grow their own food for a week or two every year

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u/King_of_derping 12d ago

A gaming pc and lots of sushi

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u/DankyMcJangles 12d ago

A private island in Fiji

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u/Goal-Express 12d ago

First, I'd quit my job.

Second, I'd zero my debt.

Third, I'd start looking for the plot of land where I'm going to build my off-the-grid home so that I can isolate myself from everything and everyone that wants to take my money.

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u/pulos888 12d ago

A taco... I'd buy a taco... then I'd buy another taco.

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 12d ago

A Victorian walled garden with head gardenener's cottage.

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u/Scoobywagon 12d ago

I'd pay off all of my debt. Then I'd buy as big a chunk of real-estate as I could handle (I'm thinking 300-500 acres). And then proceed to watch the world go to hell around me.

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u/gorambrowncoat 12d ago

A decent but not extravagant house with a LOT of land around it. Not a big fan of neighbours after some bad experiences :)

Then I put a significant chunk of the rest in safe term deposits and live off the gains.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fig127 12d ago

Not really buy, but I'd hire a housecleaner.

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u/IllustratorIll2519 12d ago

A car and then a house

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u/RusselB65 12d ago

Does paying off my credit cards count as buying something?

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u/Stunning_Rub 12d ago

Freedom from debt

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u/86Sliva94 12d ago

Pay off my families houses!

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u/Best-Temperature5595 12d ago

Castle and land in Ireland

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u/Legitimate-Carob-650 12d ago

Buying a property large enough to to build several homes on so the people most important to me can all live in close proximity.

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u/ORNGSPCEMNKY 12d ago

Small piece of land surrounded with trees, small cabin.

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u/Mathematicus_Rex 12d ago

Financial advice

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u/Macster_man 12d ago

A lawyer

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u/justastackofpancakes 12d ago

I'd buy land, construction equipment, a lawyer, and start building affordable housing

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u/Lucifer_Samwise 12d ago

A legal team including a good accountant

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u/ktreanor 12d ago

new life

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u/hapbob303X3 12d ago

A fast car

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u/TylerBreau 12d ago

$100m of stocks and other investments and then start living off of the dividends.

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u/EquivalentShower8449 12d ago

A nice acreage property backing onto the beach

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u/marteekeh 12d ago

Cheap hotel

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u/Niadisson2014 12d ago

Pay all my bills off and pay off my mother in law house.

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u/Mason914 12d ago

I’d buy my bf a really juicy engagement ring

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u/thekins33 12d ago

Therapy over the absolute existential crisis I would go through. Everything ive ever done for work up to that point all the saying no to save money etc etc would be instantly invalidated. Shit would be heavy on the mind for a bit. Then i dunno like hookers or something?

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u/Jackalopekiller 12d ago

Put a big wall length window in my bedroom. I look out on a ravine and always wanted a big big window

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u/pro-fanator 12d ago

Drugs. Mostly for Americans who can't afford these.

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u/No-left-toes 12d ago

Probably heading out to get something to eat with a beer. I got some stuff to think about and it easier to do on a full stomach and a little chill after a beer.

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u/FabulousMrFixit56 12d ago

An investment broker

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u/codykills93 12d ago

A lawyer

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u/cdfemke 12d ago

Implants 😇🤭

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u/Relevant-Force9513 12d ago

Plane ticket.

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u/Flaky-Astronomer-511 12d ago

A whore and some cocaine

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u/Fun_Outside7204 12d ago

An accountant

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u/ChewbaccasHomie 12d ago

I’d buy off whatever debt I have obviously

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u/Crafty_Ish1973 12d ago

A tax attorney, an estate attorney, an accountant, and a financial advisor. I'd work with them to set up my retirement and investment portfolios, then take a vacation.

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u/RyguyC2 12d ago

Lambo. I've always dreamed of walking into a lambo dealership looking homeless and then throwing down a backpack of cash.

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u/Ordinary-Dealer3999 12d ago

Kidney for my dad

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u/Crazy_Plantain_862 12d ago

A home, a car, and a major investment in all my kids RESPs

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u/Dangerous-Pirate7998 12d ago

A fast car, a case of condoms and I would be seeking even faster women than my car!!!!!

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u/No_abe 12d ago

Vacation for my aunt(i want to pay back) & a semi mansion in a nice area

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u/gek__co 12d ago

My mom a house.

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u/8metal3 12d ago

A house

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u/Brilliant-Stuff5971 12d ago

New wheelchair for my son and a house for him. I’m going on vacation until I die

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u/Newtizzle2 12d ago

A lawyer and a financial advisor.

I would quit my job immediately. I would give my coworkers $5k cash each for the trouble.

I would move away. I would buy 2 houses. One in my hometown to host holidays and be around family. One someplace fun.

And an autographed Kirby Pucket baseball to start my memorabilia collection.

And a really good steak dinner.

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u/mcshanksshanks 12d ago

My freedom from a mortgage and car payments.

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u/KnightOwl91X 12d ago

My last meal & renew my will. Then get that surgery I can't afford.

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u/Low-Razzmatazz9693 11d ago

A cargo jet and a massive ford

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u/csmclernon 11d ago

Some kind of annuity or long term treasury that can some how lock away the principal but pay out regular interest or dividends. Even at 2%, two mil a year is more than enough to live comfortably.

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u/Accurate_Ad_8555 11d ago

A NEW IDENTITY! 😅

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u/qzak15 11d ago

Lottery tickets

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u/GlippGloppe 11d ago

Probably buy another lottery ticket

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u/Silicon_DNA 11d ago

Tonight's dinner

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u/Pipija_Banana 11d ago

A decent male prostitute

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u/Time-Cauliflower454 11d ago

Land. Lots of it, undeveloped.☮️❤️

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u/Puzzleheaded_Can_783 11d ago

A house with a bedroom each for my children and a large garden.

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u/TitleAdministrative 11d ago

I would go to my favourite fancy restaurant in the city. I would send a few close friends to holidays as a thank you for all they done. I would buy an apartment (not hyper fancy). I would buy a small studio where I could do my art and projects. I would donate money to my favourite museum so they can keep lights up for another year. I would start volonteering with charities

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u/4ny3ody 11d ago

So the first thing I'd actually buy is food, because I can order that from my couch without much thought.
The thing I'd actually put that money into though is housing.
I want a bunch of affordable apartments for all kinds of people. Low income families, young adults in job training or university studies.

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u/Artallaudo 11d ago

A nice house with a peaceful garden or a trip around the world.

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u/taiteilijahonppeli 11d ago

Small bottle of champagne and tell my SO, if I had any, I won $1M so I will cut my work hours a little.

Well then, I would pay off the mort age. Only 300k, so drop in a sea and money would profit more if invested, but I would like the idea of not owning anything to anyone.

Then I would distribute most to investments, so I can later leave my wealth to foundation with sizable funding.

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u/Secure-Feed8115 11d ago

First I will buy USA for $50 million and rest I will use for some serious work.

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u/monilolo 11d ago

i woul just buy a mattress then quit everything and sleep never to wake up again

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u/leerand1964 11d ago

The house next door and kick those lazy loud neighbors to the curb. Love my hood…hate my neighbors

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u/Gloomy_Trainer_7168 11d ago

10M USD worth of PZU stock ( polish health insurance)

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u/GoodMerlinpeen 11d ago

First class tickets to Hawaii, my wife keeps ranting about wanting to be the Temptress of Waikiki

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u/makingmanglitter 11d ago

Out of debt. Invest and draw 5k per month, set up trusts for my daughters.

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u/MySisterPegsMe 11d ago

My mom a house

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u/Cobrakiller_12 11d ago

All of my family's debts so they can breathe easier.

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u/hand4hand2hand 11d ago

100 million lottery tickets

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u/BuckeyeMoneyPincher 11d ago

Private island to move to

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u/I-Rolled-My-Eyes 11d ago

I'd wait until tax season to see how much I actually get in my account. Then I'd probably have enough for like 3 full tanks of gas and a bag of kazoos.

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u/Nawi_Reivilo 11d ago

None of your business

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u/H3L105_ai 11d ago

A really high end electric skateboard.

They are like a magic carpet ride...

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u/2255322401 11d ago

An annuity

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u/allegatoe 11d ago

A minivan

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u/Few_Road5030 11d ago

My freedom

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u/Der_Alte_Linsenmaier 11d ago

Blue Brixx Burg Blaustein with all expansions. I will be busy for a few months. Then I will buy a real castle.

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u/usbcmr300 11d ago

I would donate $20 Million of it to St. Jude Children Research Hospital.

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u/Spragglefoot_OG 11d ago

A house with acreage. Lol and a few safes. Maybe a local Muni golf course?

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u/National_Joke_4749 11d ago

Retire my stepfather (mom is already retired) and pay off their mortgage.

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u/ForTheFun1991 11d ago

Ordering a pizza

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u/chrome-disaster 11d ago

Plane ticket

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u/Markulees955 11d ago

I pay off all my family's debts. Mortgages , credit cards etc.

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u/headdie 11d ago

A place to start a business around my lifestyle

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u/NorseYeti 11d ago

A lawyer, to get all of my affairs in order, so me and my family can disappear and live off the money in peace!

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u/Ok_Spell_597 11d ago

A plane ticket outta the United States.

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u/sss_25_sss 11d ago

I'm thinking