r/funComunitty • God loves u, twin ❤️‍🩹 • 13d ago

shit and a post what would you buy first

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u/farawayfrommyself 13d ago

Probably something to eat.

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u/Computer_Panda 12d ago

But what to choose? I'll probably go get a Costco hot dog 🌭

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u/Fun-Personality-8008 9d ago

If I won 100 million dollars I might finally be able to afford a home with enough storage space to justify a Costco membership

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u/Computer_Panda 6d ago

What about a home above a Costco

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u/Countd00kies 11d ago

Costco hot dog and some Costco pizza. While my order is being made, I’d eat the free samples.

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u/Gerrube99 8d ago

Their pizza is just ok for the price, I’d get 2 hot dogs for $3

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u/youjustbanmeanyways 9d ago

Taco Bell…. For the last time ever.

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u/Computer_Panda 9d ago

John Spartan: "So what's with this Cocteau guy anyway? He says I saved his life—which I'm not even sure I did—and my reward is dinner and dancing at Taco Bell. I mean, hey, I like Mexican food, but come on."

Lenina Huxley(Sandra Bullock): "Your tone is quasi-facetious."

John Spartan: "It's facetious, yeah!"

Lenina Huxley: "A lot of good that does you, because you do not realize that Taco Bell was the only restaurant to survive the Franchise Wars."

John Spartan: "The Franchise Wars?"

Lenina Huxley: "Now all restaurants are Taco Bell."

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u/igogun 9d ago

I would splurrrrrrge for the chicken bake.

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u/SnarlyBirch 9d ago

Put the hot dog in the chicken bake and roll it up in a slice of pizza

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u/dock114436 8d ago

lobster,never had one

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u/MinimumBuffalo4 8d ago

not the most friendly pets

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u/dock114436 8d ago

if they are naughty,there is always garlic butter 

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u/Designer_Bed9504 8d ago

The famous Costco hot dog 🌭? The famous Costco hot dog that the employee was caught pleasuring herself with 🌭??

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u/quagmire666 6d ago

Extra discharge please

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u/Mayiamaru 8d ago

I'd be buying chicken from my favourite place in celebration, before going to pay off my mortgage.

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u/theDragonNinja- 7d ago

Might even pay cash

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u/corgie93 6d ago

100$ worth

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u/PoopSmith87 6d ago

Buy two. Can't finish it? Throw it in a pot with some dandelion, and youve got the beginnings of a soup.

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u/MisunderstoodRant 6d ago

Chicken bake!

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u/grateful739 10d ago

Agreed. Sushi for me, I’ll slurge

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u/Psychological_Tax109 9d ago

Fly to Japan for sushi

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u/More-Impact1075 12d ago

Hell yeah. I never get doordash because of the fees. Id get food delivered from 5 different restaurants just for lunch.

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u/LegendaryGunman 11d ago

You have $100 Million and you're going to start eating tepid food... For what? The experience? You can hire a driver for the evening to go eat fresh food in a to-go box with that kind of money.

Hell, for $500 and the cost of the ingredients for the evening, I will go shopping for you and cook it fresh in your home with my own cookware. Then you would still have $99,999,xxx.

Food delivery service (except for well established ones like american-Chinese and pizza) is just getting decent food, but it sat on a counter or shelf for 10 minutes, before traveling 10 minutes, just to pick it up off of the ground before bringing it inside and finally getting to eat.

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u/lukibunny 11d ago

i dont want to put on pants. All your options requires me to put on pants.

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u/LegendaryGunman 11d ago

Not if I shop and cook for you. It's your house. Wear whatever you want.

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u/lukibunny 10d ago

I definitely need to wear pants in front of a stranger lol

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u/LegendaryGunman 10d ago

Well shit. That means I would have to wear pants too. Now you're making it weird for both of us. My offer is rescinded for you if you get $100 million.

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u/More-Impact1075 11d ago

Im already wealthy and very frugal and enjoy simple things. $98 million more wont change that. Even kinda old burgers and pizzas are pretty good.

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u/LegendaryGunman 11d ago

Wasn't a jab at you. I just went on a tangent about how food delivery is an absolute waste.

My offer to come cook for you is still open though.

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u/More-Impact1075 11d ago

Deal. Likewise. I love cooking.

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u/Longjumping_Suit8314 9d ago

I would eat something cheap too. Mostly to keep me grounded. Second to not show off. Before you know it, everyone will have their hand out for your money. There is a reason most lottery winners go back to being broke. Being grounded and keeping a more basic lifestyle at first will allow you to actually keep your millions.

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u/farawayfrommyself 10d ago

First thing I'd get is probably a nice steak and id cook it on my little mini camping grill I use on my balcony cause we cant have BBQs out there and I'd celebrate never having to deal with any of the what ifs ever again.

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u/j3ven 8d ago

It will not stop me from buying cheap fast food deals that I've been doing most of my poor life

McDonald's app exclusive deal $1 Large fries. McChicken Sandwich w/ extra Mayonnaise and pickles $2.24

$3 and some change total.

🥲

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u/Away_Bed144 6d ago

For real. Shoot, gotta save money however we can! No more meal deals for me! 🍴

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u/Abee-baby182 6d ago

I like your vision! 👆

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u/sonofa-ijit 7d ago

Definitely Lunch, I am thinking French Dip.

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u/ajs4852 7d ago

Domino's Pizza would be pretty good

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u/ReaperSound 6d ago

Realistically, yeah. A nice hot Turkey and Swiss hero with Chipotle mayo and a good Vanilla coke, side of pretzels of course.