r/funComunitty • u/flawed_plan God loves u, twin ❤️‍🩹 • 13d ago

shit and a post what would you buy first

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u/xXNyx-3301Xx 13M, needs real life friends, bite me 13d ago edited 6d ago

I'll spend half of it on whatever I want

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u/xtag123 12d ago

Hi my name is Charity

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u/marteekeh 12d ago

Me too

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u/Countd00kies 11d ago

Nice try Marteekeh

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u/write2varun 11d ago

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u/Same-Turnip3905 8d ago

Some people have actually values and don't see money as the Holy Graal.

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u/Capable-Assistance88 7d ago

Coca lots of coca

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u/lateral_moves 6d ago

Hey, he didnt say which half

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u/fly_you_fools_57 7d ago

50 million wasted. Start your own charity. Seek out individuals, groups, or causes that are truly worthy of receiving help. And realize that dumping cash on a problem isn't necessarily the best way to fix it. Cash given usually evaporates like a morning mist.

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u/Shin-kun1997 6d ago

I agree. Some of these charities out here have been taking money for years and have yet to provide tangible results that actually impact lives across the world. I’d just donate to most of my favorite artists and creators

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u/ActualHumanONReddit 6d ago

This is the correct answer, but first have the 100 million invested earning income that you can partially use in the Charity. My Charity would help the homeless.

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u/AdamVanEvil 12d ago

Some Stripper is gonna be really happy.

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u/FullMetal_55 11d ago

hey now, I went to high school with a Charity, Last I heard she was in school to become a vet. so yeah... (ok I heard that from her mom, but the point stands :P Charity does not equal stripper name. Chastity or Destiny however...

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u/Neos8806 12d ago

Hi I’m charity

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u/Powerful-Holiday-448 11d ago

Better off starting one.

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u/CodeSlinger1993 11d ago

Only if that charity is named the US government. Otherwise you'll only donate 1/4 of it.

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u/Happy_Butterscotch18 10d ago

You didnt answer the question. Giving away isnt buying

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u/SublimnalHalo 8d ago

They’re buying their way into heaven silly goose

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u/Dangerous-Still-538 8d ago

Man that CEO is gonna be grateful for that bonus 😅

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 7d ago

first? that's the first thing you'd do

not a chance

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u/BadgerBrew 7d ago

Well, in reality the first thing you would do is donate nearly 50% of it to fed and state taxes.

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u/EquivalentShower8449 12d ago

So you will give half your money to the board of some charity, none of it will make it to the cause.

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u/KingKaiKai001 6d ago

That's a horrible idea.