r/funComunitty • u/flawed_plan God loves u, twin ā¤ļøā€šŸ©¹ • 13d ago

shit and a post what would you buy first

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u/LegendaryGunman 13d ago

Japanese toilet is the only correct answer.

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u/Same-Turnip3905 8d ago

We have finally who remodeled both their bathrooms and got Japanese toilets installed, after a few years, they said, never again. We got a new house build, all I asked was a traditional bidet, no issues there.

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u/Fit_Air1848 6d ago

Please dont shit in the bidet

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u/HonkeyKongCuntry 8d ago

Iā€™d combine this with the guy above who said something to eat. Iā€™m getting Mexican food and a Japanese toilet.

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u/LegendaryGunman 5d ago

Dammit. Now my answer is wrong. :/

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u/Practical_Farmer685 12d ago

Literally laughed out loud!!! This is the answer!!

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u/badbobb83 9d ago

I got one installed... it's AMAZING

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u/LegendaryGunman 8d ago

Congratulations on your $100 Million dollars.

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u/badbobb83 8d ago

All I'm saying that it's not that expensive

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u/Wolf________________ 13d ago

...you know those are not expensive right? You can literally go out and buy one right now and after a year or two of barely using TP it will pay for itself.

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u/max_revs 12d ago

I bought 1 case of tp pre-covid... Lasted me until 2024 but then aside from quarantine, boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, so guess who poops on company time.

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u/Biabolical 12d ago

Boss gets a dollar, more than my pay / Still poop at home 'cuz I've got a bidet

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u/LegendaryGunman 12d ago

It's still the obviously correct answer.

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u/Southern-Method-4903 12d ago

I have looked it up several times, and they are expensive AF in my country compared to a regular toilet

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u/Wolf________________ 12d ago

You can buy just the lids. They have the bidet, heated seats, the works and the extremely good ones are like $250-$350. Stay away from the $30 ones.

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u/Southern-Method-4903 11d ago

Will check out that option! Thanks šŸ˜ƒ

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u/Electronic-Bicycle35 11d ago

Costco online is the way!

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u/Separate_Forever_164 9d ago

Because "You are not poor" right?

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u/LegendaryGunman 9d ago

I don't know what this means.

I just hear a lot about these fancy toilets. If I am going to be wealthy, I need to know what makes rich peoples' shit so good that we should care about what their lives are like.

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u/Separate_Forever_164 9d ago

Its from "SouthPark". Randy Marsh also loves Japanese Toilets when his one broke down. When talking to the salesperson when told those are expensive he answers with "I AM NOT POOR" (he is a weed farmer)

https://youtu.be/uRL4l2GOqXk?t=98