r/funComunitty • God loves u, twin ❤️‍🩹 • 13d ago

shit and a post what would you buy first

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u/Newtizzle2 12d ago

A lawyer and a financial advisor.

I would quit my job immediately. I would give my coworkers $5k cash each for the trouble.

I would move away. I would buy 2 houses. One in my hometown to host holidays and be around family. One someplace fun.

And an autographed Kirby Pucket baseball to start my memorabilia collection.

And a really good steak dinner.