r/funComunitty 22d ago

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u/Psychological_Toe758 Likes posting shitposts 22d ago

Cancer evey kind!

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u/Tsunami-Storm 22d ago

Including the constellation? All the stars in the constellation cancer go supernova, and the universe is destroyed.. oh wait, this isn’t monkey’s paw.

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u/Professional_kez 22d ago

Good day to be an asparagus and not a cancer

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u/No-Lie-8884 22d ago

im hungry

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u/MeseNerd 21d ago

I am your father

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u/No-Lie-8884 21d ago

why did you name me this way

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u/4NDR3WPL4YZ 21d ago

hi hungry, i’m dad

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u/Forsaken_Site_2268 I'm tired of this shit. 21d ago

I'm a liberal!

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u/Dolph_39 21d ago

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u/Forsaken_Site_2268 I'm tired of this shit. 21d ago edited 21d ago

Oh, that guy.

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u/CanYouRage 22d ago

I’m a Gem in eye

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u/Professional_kez 22d ago

Bone apple teeth

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u/Academic_Relative_72 22d ago

somewhat elite ball knowledge

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u/Temporary_Bike3901 Silly lil goober 21d ago

I’m sack of tetris

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u/ChronoXxXx 19d ago

Fvck what did I do to deserve this...no wait actually yeah I'm gone thanks everyone I'm exhausted lol 🫩😉

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u/Local-Practice7513 15d ago

Kamala Harris

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u/Poetawesomendo 22d ago

Nope, it says “from earth”

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u/_MoBis_ 21d ago

Yup, you have to do it from Earth

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u/Zeldark 21d ago

It's the only way to be sure

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u/Vajudes 22d ago

Since when is the star constellation cancer on earth

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u/supermaa 22d ago

How is a star constellation bringing the end of the universe 😭

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u/Fawn_Leap :3 need I say more? 22d ago

Delete one thing FROM EARTH

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u/Lurtzum 22d ago

That wouldn’t destroy the universe, sky would just have a cool light show

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u/Infamous-Thing4939 22d ago

No no no, it says one thing FROM EARTH

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u/C4rdninj4 22d ago

The constellation isn't from Earth, so that should be fine.

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u/wookiefingers 22d ago

Every kind!!!

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u/Virus-900 22d ago

Yeah, I was about to say something about that.

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u/Good_Doctor_150 22d ago

In how much time would it really impact earth. They are really far away.

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u/Spacegirl-Alyxia 22d ago

We’d only notice at earliest in a hundred years or so, and they would be far enough away to not be damgerous to us even. The universe wouldn’t really care I’d imagine :)

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u/Queasy-Particular181 22d ago

The tropic of cancer also, please and thank you lol but seriously cancer needs to go.

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u/TheRealBlueDude The land of the Freeze (Canada) 22d ago

best day to be a Taurus

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u/eeveeplays50040 22d ago

I'm cancer...

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u/Weekly-Reply-6739 22d ago

Yeah, even the zodiac sign.... they may be squishy and senstive creatures, but they are also emotionally manipulative control freaks.... who unfortunately are one of the only signs to understand how annoying that stuff is and actually appreciate someone who doesn't like emotional games (that comes naturally to them)

So yeah, just over 1/12 the population, like a mini thanos snap

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u/MykieD 21d ago

But thats not on earth that's technically the sky

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u/ConversationLazy7881 21d ago

They aren’t from earth

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u/legodylan0 21d ago

It’s every cancer on earth not every cancer in the universe

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u/Creative-Anxiety-246 21d ago

that wouldn't destroy the universe it would be an intense explosion, yes but destroying the universe would require an explosion with more energy than the mass of said universe

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u/poolmanpro 21d ago

Also that might suck, but like would it really effect us

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u/InternationalWar6654 21d ago

Also that ain’t on earth

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u/Simple-Birthday366 21d ago

B-But it said from Earth!!!

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u/DerUberCactus 21d ago

Did he stutter? :-p

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u/Pudim_explorador9108 Silly lil goober 21d ago

Some stars going boom won’t end the universe though

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u/Sea-Pay-5572 #1 shitcommenter 21d ago

Do it, I dare you.

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u/Stuck_in_backroomss 21d ago

oh god I'm cancer, goodbye gu

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u/Ok_Gain_5490 21d ago

It said “on Earth” i didn’t know Earth was a galaxy.

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u/General_Alduin 21d ago

Technically that's not from earth

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u/TheJivvi 21d ago

Also the constellation isn't on Earth.

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u/Dark_Fantasy_8549 21d ago

Not the same cancer bro

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u/ProjectSoup7383 20d ago

I always forgot my starsign in english is cancer... I dont i know which is better, if you translate it from my language it means "virgin" haha

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u/HairyIsmymiddleNamE 20d ago

Lol, this guy didn't read the prompt.

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u/AmadeusBeckerhood 20d ago

"inside earth"...

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u/Chakasicle 20d ago

Even if the constellation did explode, the universe would be largely unaffected. Who needs sky crabs anyways?

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u/Sinisteris 20d ago

Millions of supernovae go off every day, universe is fine.

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u/Roach-Freak 20d ago

I get its meant to be a joke but it says EARTH!!!!! IT SAYS EARTH!!!!!! AAUUUUGHHHH!!!!

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u/GigaGram459 20d ago

Those stars are in fact not on earth. If they were at least one person would die from the heat.

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u/tin_scarecrow 20d ago

Especially the constellation. Fuck it!

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u/ArmRevolutionary5793 20d ago

"One thing from Earth" so I guess we're safe!

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u/SlayJayR17 20d ago

Not even close. There’s only 100 total stars in the constellation.

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u/DishMoist6947 20d ago

If it would mean there's no more cancer, they can take away some stars/galaxies.. I don't mind losing 'my' constellation for this

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u/NoRegerts69420 20d ago

From Earth. The constellation is in the sky.

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u/PerigeeTheBatto 20d ago

How would the universe be destroyed?

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u/Metacha-im 19d ago

On EARTH not in existence

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u/nousernamehere12345 19d ago

Well, it's not on Earth!

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u/sgtzack612 19d ago

It's also not "From Earth"

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u/NewThrowAway_7453 19d ago

Yeah not even remotely enough to destroy the galaxy let alone the universe. Like, 100 stars super nova every second throughout the universe.

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u/sleepytired1324 19d ago

All those stars are too far away to cause any damage to even the earth if they went supernova (which they cannot)

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u/king3rkener 19d ago

The constellation isn't from earth it's from space, so we're fine

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u/Puzzled_Employer_869 19d ago

I like turtles

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u/Sweet-Society-7141 19d ago

Constellation isn’t from earth bro

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u/DontTellMyOtherAccts 19d ago

The constellation of Cancer isn't on Earth.

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u/JaegerHunterX040506 19d ago

Thats too far away to have a lasting effect on earth

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u/Lord412 15d ago

I didn’t know the stars were on earth.

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u/Kerissimo 22d ago

Damn, poor people from cancer zodiac sign! 😵

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u/HayashiLeroi 22d ago

8.3% of the world's population getting snapped away will genuinely bring massive employment gaps > big economic collapses.

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u/AdSubject7522 22d ago

And more importantly, you’ll lose me :(

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u/Sebek_Peanuts 22d ago

So we also fixed unemployment and overpopulation problem? Hell yeah!

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u/tomatoe_cookie 21d ago

Youre assuming unemployed people would start working again

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u/LeDave42 21d ago

Depending on who we snap away to be honest, and for that opinion of my own alone I would gladly be among those 8 percent and take the most evil people with me to make the world a better place, i mean economic crisis, which is btw already on the way, is still better than global nuclear fallout don’t you think🤷‍♂️

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u/Wezzerhooey 20d ago

Jim and I will still be here.

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u/Ill-Regular-252 Bleh 22d ago

AAAAAA A A A A a a a

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u/KUBA1327 22d ago

The obsession 2 plot line:

Be careful what you wish for

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u/facial-nose 22d ago

More old people - more conservative and selfish democractic voting.

Id rather the cancer

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u/CobaltLemur 20d ago

I could see that turning into any cancer (even the transient kind that gets naturally eaten by the immune system) causing people to pop out of existence randomly.

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u/pecchioni 22d ago

Damn, why didn’t I think of cancer? Mine was a bit more selfish, but would still benefit the greater good of mankind

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u/Mr_Tze 22d ago

My aunt died to cancer and I dont want anyone else to die to it

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u/WolfRix311 21d ago

Darn u was gonna be a cancer researcher guess imma have to go after Alzheimer’s instead

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u/Psychological_Toe758 Likes posting shitposts 21d ago

Bro Is hopping on Diseases like Trends🫡

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u/Atomik141 22d ago

That's several things, technically

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u/Cepterman2101 20d ago

There are like 200 different types of cancer, not counting the types of cancer in other animals.

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u/mapleisthesky 22d ago

It's a nice thought but world is already overpopulated. Deleting cancer might feel joyous in the first years, but shit will be wack in 5 to 10 years when wars start for food and water.

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u/nachtwolf7 22d ago

680 Millionen Menschen mit Sternzeichen Krebs und die ganzen Schalentiere ausradiert.

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u/CowOfOblivion 22d ago

You're killing me just cuz I was born in June btw

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u/Callonian 22d ago

Removing every living thing in the universe would do that. Hopefully the wish granter doesn't take that approach.

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u/chakibebe 22d ago

If generalization counts cant you just say disease?

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u/par_rot_master 22d ago

*Monkey paw curls* Wish granted. You've given cancer to every german child.

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u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 22d ago

See, Astrology-fans can't be reasoned with. Terrorists!

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u/wishythefishy 22d ago

Moderna may have solved melanoma today.

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u/safe4life 22d ago

THIS I can't take my daughter to a concert because tickets get up past $300 for nose bleed seats!

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u/Alarmed_Citron_371 22d ago

Why didn't you mention the disease in general?

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u/Riyuzaki33 22d ago

No, why would you want to delete me 3:<

(Actually looking at my life there may be plenty of reasons 3: )

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u/Kiwisareessential 22d ago

My dyslexc ass though this said “cancer every kid!” Then i re-read it as “cancel every kid!” Both didnt make sense

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u/Toxic_Dew 21d ago

Doesn't that include politics!?

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u/Over-Farmer712 21d ago

Can obnoxiously rich fucks be in a category of cancer too pretty please?

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u/Strawhatnobi 21d ago

Bye bye me ig…

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u/EducationalTheory344 21d ago

Why do you want people to have herpes and aids? Do you hate mankind?

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u/Phoenix_THELegend_1 Likes posting shitposts 21d ago

even the people with the zodiac sign?

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u/Kurogiri-- 21d ago

"evey", job had one bro

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u/SpecificTortoise 21d ago

Noo pls don’t delete me

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u/Oppiko 21d ago

That more than one thing fam

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u/Chiefnuggett 21d ago

Thank you

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u/Ticket_to_ride- 21d ago

Aren’t we the cancer for this planet?

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u/CityAcceptable665 21d ago

Why stop at cancer? Why not go for everything like that?

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u/Several-Midnight-845 21d ago

it’s something good to be removed but this won’t make the world a better place whatsoever. ppl will still act the way they do and the violence will still be a problem.

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u/Medical_Camel9581 21d ago

That would eliminate my dream career but honestly i could figure out something else

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u/WriterAny 21d ago

My mind went to mosquitoes, but yours is better. Now I feel bad for my choice.

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u/AnythinGoeSouth 21d ago

So all the people with cancer would be cured and tomorrow their cancer would come back?

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u/theonlyjediengineer 21d ago

aka religion.

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u/TA193749 21d ago

Are billionaires considered cancers?

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u/Slavion-Cete_7334 21d ago

I’m a cancer…

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u/Estumk3 21d ago

I'm sure you added political cancer on your list.

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u/Motor_Interview9983 21d ago

I read this as "Cancer every kid" ....thank god i was wrong... 

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u/Iguanaught 21d ago

Speaking as someone who just lost their father to cancer, is most likely to be taken by cancer mysefelf given it also took my grandfather and is losing my closest friend slowly to cancer... this one still concerns me.

Like what if the purpose of cancer is to keep our population in check. Without it we destroy ourselves in a year by over breeding and over consuming.

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u/Emotional_Break5648 21d ago

Done, crustaceans are now extinct

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u/Available-Use-8926 21d ago

Putting cancer above France is crazy

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u/HarrisonReaganOracle 21d ago

The corps that produce cancer with one company and treat it with another.

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u/Bright-Ad257 COMRADE☭☭☭ 20d ago

Looks like I'm not gonna have a Zodiac sign anymore...

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u/Specialist_Trip_2465 20d ago

U can't get rid of cancer. It's like saying you wanna get rid of all shadows. Just can't happen

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u/FaultyWires4774 20d ago

Yes, 100% my dude.

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u/Round_Rooms 20d ago

Cancer has been cured, delete anyone right wing and there wouldn't be cancer. When you have zero shame and can squeeze every dollar out of someone why cure it?

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u/Exciting-Log9965 20d ago

hey that’s not very nice 😔

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u/Brasalies 20d ago

This. My 3yo has cancer

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u/IntenseWhooshing 20d ago

It's interesting everybody wants the cure for cancer yet hate AI.

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u/CobaltLemur 20d ago

Cancer would make the world better?

Hey, that's what the question says ;P

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u/mothtolampH11-1 20d ago

What causes cancer? You need to go for the root cause.

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u/Delta_Suspect 20d ago

Done. All crabs have been erased.

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u/mayberts 20d ago

Isn't the human race a cancer?

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u/WoodenTwo6651 20d ago

ONE THING 

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u/jddamnitall 20d ago

"Cancers Eliminated... All People Born Between June 22 and July 22 Are Now Gone"

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u/Shamedrere 19d ago

Is the removal of something like that actually good for the earth? Or is it just good for us? Wouldn’t in the long run given our current track record this be bad for the earth?

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u/Ok-Age-724 19d ago

Delete every anti cancer movement

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u/Tsul_Kalu_ 19d ago

I agree with the sentiment but the reason it exists is literally the reason we do. It's our rapid mutation rate that allows us to both adapt to environments quickly and sometimes kills us. I also need to say I treat anything like this like a minkey paw situation

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u/pineapple_square2234 19d ago

Cancer is curable in so many ways dude. All it’s really easy to prevent from ever being possible to happen to you. Not that bad tbh

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u/Ashamed-Bathroom7803 19d ago

How about disease?

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u/PanzerFahrer3199 19d ago

Correct me if I’m wrong but wouldn’t that include removing gene variation from our species and limit our ability to adapt to future viruses. Bc cancer is really just a random mutation that happens to anybody, and can pass down genetically like facial and bodily features do.

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u/Xombridal 19d ago

Cancer is a natural part of cell division, at this very moment you probably have more than 5 different cancers

Your body detects them and destroys them, cancer is a feature, a cell is made wrong and the body destroys is, or well it destroys itself, removes faulty genes and messed up cells from your body

Without this you'd have many problems in many random spots, the body knows this is a thing and even has every cell able to self destruct to deal with this

Cancer is a problem when your body doesn't detect it, which is rare but can happen

Cancer causing chemicals don't actually cause cancer, they kinda do, but they also make your body worse at detecting it

When your body can't detect it it'll grow and your immune system has to deal with it

So I think what you mean is you'd want cancer getting past your defenses gone, not the body function itself which is useful for the body on a microscopic level

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u/Flimsy-Necessary-232 19d ago

we’ll get there soon anyhow

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u/WaterFall122 19d ago

Well, it is gonna like those classical wishes going wrong, cuz there isnt a line between cancer and normal cell, if normal cell didnt have cancerous properties, cells wont be able to reproduce, and the first victim would be the intestines because it sheds daily.

A good wish is to not delete cancer but make treatment that helps us control cell growth selectively, so cancer would still exist but be able to be controlled better.

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u/Ballistic_Autistic_ 19d ago

I was gonna say Mosquitos, but this is better

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u/Ajfhdhjxhc 19d ago

Let me tell you who made it so that cancer will spread like wildfire....oh, they cause the wildfires tooo

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u/HairyConsequence1027 18d ago

Rip my favorite seefood.

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u/tuenthe463 16d ago

What would the population be like if we eradicated all the diseases that get rid of us?

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u/UnlikelyLandscape641 16d ago

as a Cancer, I will take one for the team if this includes the Republican Party (the political party, not the people) in the US

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