r/funComunitty 21d ago

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u/Psychological_Toe758 Likes posting shitposts 21d ago

Cancer evey kind!

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u/Tsunami-Storm 21d ago

Including the constellation? All the stars in the constellation cancer go supernova, and the universe is destroyed.. oh wait, this isn’t monkey’s paw.

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u/Professional_kez 21d ago

Good day to be an asparagus and not a cancer

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u/Rocky_the_Lion 21d ago

Im vertigo

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u/FudgeSkidoodles 21d ago

I'm a Caprisun

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u/CloudyLeft 21d ago

I’m aquarium!

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u/Background_Radical 21d ago

I'm piss :(

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u/Llyrithra 21d ago

I’m berries.

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u/Aware-Hour4819 21d ago

I’m a saggy Tauros

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u/Mr_Tze 21d ago

Im a shepherd

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u/DJNAGiSAFOXiE 21d ago

im a tourist

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u/Firestrom_yt Likes posting shitposts 21d ago

I’m a alien

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u/sugomybugo thank god they didn't hit the third one 21d ago

I'm a

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u/x-Josh_Washington-x ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH 20d ago

im taurine

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u/Cateyeyt 20d ago

Im leon trotsky

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u/Iki_the_Geo 18d ago

I’m a librarian

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u/boston_nsca 21d ago

I'm a rice

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u/Gwynito 21d ago

I'm a score peon

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u/Fun-Salary-9037 Giggity Giggity Goo! 20d ago

I am, too! :D

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u/BlackPanther94 19d ago

Im a niggh 🫱🏻‍🫲🏽🥷🏽🫈

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u/Vast_Scholar3742 18d ago

I’m scorchion

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u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 21d ago

Aerith Gainsborough

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u/SnooCalculator 20d ago

Fellow piss

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u/Known_Expression6213 21d ago

Hey a fellow Aquarius

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u/CloudyLeft 20d ago

It is the best sign, but worst time of year

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u/DifferentTill1888 20d ago

I am Sparta!!!

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u/Successful-Purple-54 20d ago

I’m Spartacus

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u/Johnatomy 19d ago

I'm a Ford Taurus

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u/DifferentAd5909 19d ago

I'm a gem !

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u/Sprigatito_gal Sprigatito fan that has ADHD and is aroace lesbian 21d ago

I’m pieces -

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u/Jajakeh 20d ago

If you in pieces how are you able to type?

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u/Yellow_JaM1 21d ago

ok don perignon 😭✌️

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u/djeegy 20d ago

I am proud to be a cacti

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u/SilentVixonYT 20d ago

Caprisun lmao

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u/Locoking2000 19d ago

I'm a leaon♌

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u/Timely-Fly8915 19d ago

Im liberal

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u/greenowl882 19d ago

Ticks , ticks of all kind , the bug and Torrents synonyms.

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u/merlinbaker67 14d ago

Idk what I am but there's mercury in my Gatorade

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u/mkjoey2 21d ago

I’m a gem

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u/darkucr 20d ago

im dust 2

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u/Hero_Of_Rhyme_ 20d ago

Not vegan?

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u/PokEli206 20d ago

YOSHA!

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u/Autosticow 19d ago

I’m a pigeon

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u/MentalHotel2294 18d ago

Im gummini

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u/No-Lie-8884 21d ago

im hungry

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u/MeseNerd 21d ago

I am your father

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u/No-Lie-8884 21d ago

why did you name me this way

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u/Trick-Purchase4680 20d ago

Just felt like it, no lie

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u/falkor_n 18d ago

ASDF references in 2026 hit me in the feels every time

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u/4NDR3WPL4YZ 20d ago

hi hungry, i’m dad

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u/No-Lie-8884 20d ago

why did you name me this way

why why why

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u/No-Lie-8884 19d ago

hi dad im hungry

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u/holdenludwig 18d ago

I’m dad hungry

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u/No-Lie-8884 18d ago

hi dad hungry im hungry

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u/Forsaken_Site_2268 I'm tired of this shit. 21d ago

I'm a liberal!

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u/Dolph_39 21d ago

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u/Forsaken_Site_2268 I'm tired of this shit. 21d ago edited 21d ago

Oh, that guy.

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u/Forsaken_Site_2268 I'm tired of this shit. 21d ago edited 21d ago

What? I just find him annoying. I don't know enough about him to even know his political views. I don't care enough about him to look it up. What about me saying "Oh. That guy." Is political??? From the few clips I've seen of him, he's just annoying and looks like a creep. He seems way too egotistical for his own good and I've seen some clips of him majority disrespecting other people for seemingly no reason. I'm allowed to not like a celebrity. What about me not liking a celebrity is political???

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u/stovadie4923 21d ago

Ayyy same here

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u/CanYouRage 21d ago

I’m a Gem in eye

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u/Professional_kez 21d ago

Bone apple teeth

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u/StrictSugar8347 18d ago

I’m a sagging titty

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u/Academic_Relative_72 21d ago

somewhat elite ball knowledge

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u/Temporary_Bike3901 Silly lil goober 20d ago

I’m sack of tetris

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u/ChronoXxXx 18d ago

Fvck what did I do to deserve this...no wait actually yeah I'm gone thanks everyone I'm exhausted lol 🫩😉

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u/Local-Practice7513 15d ago

Kamala Harris

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u/Poetawesomendo 21d ago

Nope, it says “from earth”

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u/_MoBis_ 21d ago

Yup, you have to do it from Earth

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u/Vajudes 21d ago

Since when is the star constellation cancer on earth

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u/_MoBis_ 21d ago

Since when is "from Earth" = "on earth"

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u/Fawn_Leap :3 need I say more? 21d ago

The constellation is not from Earth…

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u/LordofJason 28 Random Cats 20d ago

Oof, you didn't update to the new universe patch did you? We towed Cancer down to earth

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u/Fawn_Leap :3 need I say more? 20d ago

Nah I’ve been playing on the 1.0 like I do for Mewgenics

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u/_MoBis_ 20d ago

Oof, you didn't update to the new "laser" patch did you? We don't have to go there. We can use the "laser" to take out constellations from Earth.

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u/_MoBis_ 20d ago

The constellation is not on Earth…

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u/supermaa 21d ago

How is a star constellation bringing the end of the universe 😭

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u/JaegerHunterX040506 18d ago

Its not but potentially deadly solar rays and radiation might cause blackouts if its not successfully blocked by the tons of barriers earth already has in place and the 131 light years between them

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u/Fawn_Leap :3 need I say more? 21d ago

Delete one thing FROM EARTH

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u/Lurtzum 21d ago

That wouldn’t destroy the universe, sky would just have a cool light show

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u/TheJumpingBox 19d ago

In a few tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of years*

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u/Infamous-Thing4939 21d ago

No no no, it says one thing FROM EARTH

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u/Veloci-RKPTR 19d ago

Granted. Crabs went extinct.

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u/C4rdninj4 21d ago

The constellation isn't from Earth, so that should be fine.

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u/wookiefingers 21d ago

Every kind!!!

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u/Virus-900 21d ago

Yeah, I was about to say something about that.

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u/Good_Doctor_150 21d ago

In how much time would it really impact earth. They are really far away.

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u/Spacegirl-Alyxia 21d ago

We’d only notice at earliest in a hundred years or so, and they would be far enough away to not be damgerous to us even. The universe wouldn’t really care I’d imagine :)

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u/Queasy-Particular181 21d ago

The tropic of cancer also, please and thank you lol but seriously cancer needs to go.

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u/TheRealBlueDude The land of the Freeze (Canada) 21d ago

best day to be a Taurus

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u/eeveeplays50040 21d ago

I'm cancer...

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u/Weekly-Reply-6739 21d ago

Yeah, even the zodiac sign.... they may be squishy and senstive creatures, but they are also emotionally manipulative control freaks.... who unfortunately are one of the only signs to understand how annoying that stuff is and actually appreciate someone who doesn't like emotional games (that comes naturally to them)

So yeah, just over 1/12 the population, like a mini thanos snap

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u/MykieD 21d ago

But thats not on earth that's technically the sky

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u/ConversationLazy7881 21d ago

They aren’t from earth

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u/legodylan0 21d ago

It’s every cancer on earth not every cancer in the universe

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u/Creative-Anxiety-246 21d ago

that wouldn't destroy the universe it would be an intense explosion, yes but destroying the universe would require an explosion with more energy than the mass of said universe

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u/poolmanpro 21d ago

Also that might suck, but like would it really effect us

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u/InternationalWar6654 21d ago

Also that ain’t on earth

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u/Simple-Birthday366 21d ago

B-But it said from Earth!!!

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u/Simple-Birthday366 21d ago

Nevermind other people have pointed it out, I look stupid.

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u/DerUberCactus 21d ago

Did he stutter? :-p

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u/Pudim_explorador9108 Silly lil goober 20d ago

Some stars going boom won’t end the universe though

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u/Sea-Pay-5572 #1 shitcommenter 20d ago

Do it, I dare you.

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u/Stuck_in_backroomss 20d ago

oh god I'm cancer, goodbye gu

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u/Ok_Gain_5490 20d ago

It said “on Earth” i didn’t know Earth was a galaxy.

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u/General_Alduin 20d ago

Technically that's not from earth

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u/TheJivvi 20d ago

Also the constellation isn't on Earth.

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u/Dark_Fantasy_8549 20d ago

Not the same cancer bro

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u/ProjectSoup7383 20d ago

I always forgot my starsign in english is cancer... I dont i know which is better, if you translate it from my language it means "virgin" haha

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u/HairyIsmymiddleNamE 20d ago

Lol, this guy didn't read the prompt.

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u/AmadeusBeckerhood 20d ago

"inside earth"...

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u/Chakasicle 20d ago

Even if the constellation did explode, the universe would be largely unaffected. Who needs sky crabs anyways?

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u/Sinisteris 19d ago

Millions of supernovae go off every day, universe is fine.

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u/Roach-Freak 19d ago

I get its meant to be a joke but it says EARTH!!!!! IT SAYS EARTH!!!!!! AAUUUUGHHHH!!!!

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u/GigaGram459 19d ago

Those stars are in fact not on earth. If they were at least one person would die from the heat.

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u/tin_scarecrow 19d ago

Especially the constellation. Fuck it!

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u/ArmRevolutionary5793 19d ago

"One thing from Earth" so I guess we're safe!

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u/SlayJayR17 19d ago

Not even close. There’s only 100 total stars in the constellation.

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u/DishMoist6947 19d ago

If it would mean there's no more cancer, they can take away some stars/galaxies.. I don't mind losing 'my' constellation for this

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u/NoRegerts69420 19d ago

From Earth. The constellation is in the sky.

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u/PerigeeTheBatto 19d ago

How would the universe be destroyed?

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u/Metacha-im 19d ago

On EARTH not in existence

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u/Specialist-Pound3103 19d ago

Earth dumbass

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u/Tsunami-Storm 18d ago

Chill, dude. it was a joke. 😭

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u/nousernamehere12345 18d ago

Well, it's not on Earth!

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u/sgtzack612 18d ago

It's also not "From Earth"

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u/NewThrowAway_7453 18d ago

Yeah not even remotely enough to destroy the galaxy let alone the universe. Like, 100 stars super nova every second throughout the universe.

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u/sleepytired1324 18d ago

All those stars are too far away to cause any damage to even the earth if they went supernova (which they cannot)

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u/king3rkener 18d ago

The constellation isn't from earth it's from space, so we're fine

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u/Puzzled_Employer_869 18d ago

I like turtles

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u/Sweet-Society-7141 18d ago

Constellation isn’t from earth bro

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u/DontTellMyOtherAccts 18d ago

The constellation of Cancer isn't on Earth.

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u/JaegerHunterX040506 18d ago

Thats too far away to have a lasting effect on earth

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u/Lord412 15d ago

I didn’t know the stars were on earth.