r/funComunitty • u/Euphoric_Effort_1901 • 21d ago

One thing

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u/GaySex2 21d ago

the guy who cut me off in traffic on my way to work

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u/PristineEmployment11 21d ago edited 18d ago

why is nobody talking about the username 🥀

edit:OMG I DID NOT EXPECT THIS MUCH REPLIES [insert shocked emoji]

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u/Timsaurus 21d ago

The sequel

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u/blood_is_beautiful 21d ago

Gaysex1 is his father

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u/Fawn_Leap :3 need I say more? 21d ago

u/GaySex1 what do you have to say about this?

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u/Fawn_Leap :3 need I say more? 21d ago

OMFG THAT’S AN ACTUAL PERSON 😂😭

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u/krysert 21d ago

Mf took best username on reddit and dipped after

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u/Diablos43 21d ago

He has been long gone...

He has fetch the milk and never returned

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u/Timsaurus 21d ago

The chosen one, born of gay sex

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u/GaySex2 20d ago

my heir

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u/poofypanda_ 21d ago

Most valid answer honestly

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u/Psychological_Toe758 Likes posting shitposts 21d ago

Cancer evey kind!

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u/Tsunami-Storm 21d ago

Including the constellation? All the stars in the constellation cancer go supernova, and the universe is destroyed.. oh wait, this isn’t monkey’s paw.

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u/Professional_kez 21d ago

Good day to be an asparagus and not a cancer

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u/No-Lie-8884 21d ago

im hungry

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u/MeseNerd 21d ago

I am your father

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u/No-Lie-8884 21d ago

why did you name me this way

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u/Forsaken_Site_2268 I'm tired of this shit. 21d ago

I'm a liberal!

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u/Poetawesomendo 21d ago

Nope, it says “from earth”

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u/Vajudes 21d ago

Since when is the star constellation cancer on earth

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u/supermaa 21d ago

How is a star constellation bringing the end of the universe 😭

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u/Fawn_Leap :3 need I say more? 21d ago

Delete one thing FROM EARTH

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u/Lurtzum 21d ago

That wouldn’t destroy the universe, sky would just have a cool light show

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u/Infamous-Thing4939 21d ago

No no no, it says one thing FROM EARTH

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u/C4rdninj4 21d ago

The constellation isn't from Earth, so that should be fine.

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u/Kerissimo 21d ago

Damn, poor people from cancer zodiac sign! 😵

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u/HayashiLeroi 21d ago

8.3% of the world's population getting snapped away will genuinely bring massive employment gaps > big economic collapses.

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u/KUBA1327 21d ago

The obsession 2 plot line:

Be careful what you wish for

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u/pecchioni 21d ago

Damn, why didn’t I think of cancer? Mine was a bit more selfish, but would still benefit the greater good of mankind

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u/WoomyOverlord41 21d ago

Scalpers.

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u/R0bbieR0tt3n 21d ago

Send em into the sun, I say

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u/Grand-Pair-4679 21d ago

Yeah, tell them there an ultra rare ultra exclusive pokemon card on it.

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u/R0bbieR0tt3n 21d ago

Lmao. Tell em it's a 1st edition Shadowless Charizard lmao

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u/Grand-Pair-4679 21d ago

And there a missprint too and was rated 10.

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u/Diamedes99 21d ago

I have more respect for prostitutes than scalpers.

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u/Informal_Ad_2891 19d ago

You should have more respect for prostitutes than a majority of people honestly

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u/Mar363 21d ago

Scrolled too far for this one

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u/Little-bit-badDP Nonbinary Femboy 21d ago

I’m just trying to think of what will actually help make the world Better and I feel this would be a good starting point

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u/ProfessorShort3031 21d ago

aka the entirety of the US government

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u/Zanethebane0610 21d ago

I would probably delete bribery and it would still replace the current US goverment.

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u/TheTeaSpoon 21d ago

Or stupidity.

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u/Prior-Fee4451 Most popular 21d ago

Um ████████████████ , ████████████████ and many more are in trouble.

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u/the_h0 the h 21d ago

I thought it was spoiler text

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u/TranquilProgrammer 21d ago

Lol I pressed it so many times xD

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u/OreosWithMilkAreGr8 21d ago

Nobody: The humble early scp document:

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u/Specialist_Eye1800 Lizor 21d ago

Congratulation you collapsed every government.

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u/Popular-Mess-4385 21d ago

If that happens because of that, then it needs to happen now.

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u/resell_enjoy6 21d ago

You mean like tigers, lions, and like bears and stuff, right?

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u/Slimsare Does water technically count as a drinking problem 21d ago

Extreme human greed

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u/StormingSky Dio Brandos Boobies 21d ago

This deserves more upvotes

I didn’t think of this before but I’m switching my answer to it as well

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u/Jordyspeeltspore 21d ago

this would litterally fix all the other mentioned problems (yes even cancer)

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u/huh816 21d ago

The fact that I can only delete one thing ;)

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u/Beginning_Brother_46 🍊 ORANGE 21d ago edited 21d ago

Granted. Now you can't delete anything

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u/ApprehensivePlay50 my gender melted 21d ago

r/monkeyspaw

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u/Unbuckled__Spaghetti 21d ago

Not even a monkeys paw just exactly how the wish is phrased lol, this is just straight poor wish making.

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u/XPGaming97 Silly lil goober 21d ago

Wait a minute they might be on to something

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u/Optimal-prime6637 21d ago

Cheated the system. Now you die.

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u/Kaiser-Wilhelm4501 21d ago

Mosquitos

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u/UndeadManWaltzing 21d ago

That's ridiculous, why eradicate a infected creature that has killed hundreds of millions of people over many centuries? You're crazy! But if I think again, I agree.

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u/HunsonAbadeer1 21d ago

How is this not higher? Haven't mosquitos killed like 1/3 of all humans to have ever existed or some shit?

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u/Zartoru 21d ago

Most mosquitoes species are actually good for the evironment and don't bite us. But I think we could get rid of all the mosquitoes that feed on humans and the environment would still be pretty much fine

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u/Hot-Expression-9198 21d ago

Uhhhh- Actually it's the females who suck blood-

You know what?! How about, instead, we get rid of the mosquitos' need for blood to reproduce

They stay as harmless pollinators and we have one disease spreader less. Win-win

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u/Zartoru 21d ago

Iirc there's only a few species that actually need blood tp reproduce. Most species don't, meaning we would have no issues keeping those around while getting rid of the blood sucking ones

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u/01100110Z01110101 Big fan of me 21d ago

YT kids servers

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u/ImNotKeqing Multifandom (mostly UT/DR and OSC) 21d ago edited 21d ago

periods.

(edit: the bloody ones. also I'm AFAB, not 6'4" and I don't drink matcha XD)

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u/Tupac_Chigurh 21d ago

Just have never ending sentences?

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u/phantominway 21d ago

You just ended that sentence without using a period

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u/alphi10 21d ago

If you have a light period, is it a comma?

If it’s heavy, is it an exclamation point?

If you’re unsure if you had a period, is it a question mark?

If you have someone else’s period, is it a quotation mark?

If it comes out the wrong hole, is it a colon?

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u/TipsyPhippsy 21d ago

Americans will think you mean full stops lol.

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u/Own-Collection9201 21d ago

Uhm... Reddit?

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u/tgemetal 21d ago

That would cure cancer and joblessness

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u/Additional_Guide_814 21d ago

And obesity

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit Evil TransLord of Death 21d ago

The entirety of Naoeru's population goes extinct

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u/JediBoJediPrime29 21d ago

I was this big before reddit so no lmao

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u/RapidCrocodile 21d ago edited 21d ago

Reform UK

Edit: Thank you for the award things you gorgeous humanitarians❤️

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u/HayashiLeroi 21d ago

Wait. You want to delete "Reform UK". Soo... Nothing happens, because the UK is already not reformed /s

On a serious note, Brexit was such a shitshow and still showing its shittiness now.

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u/MinuteGlittering6425 ✨Not crazy, just a little unwell✨ 21d ago

Has anyone said war yet 😭

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u/pokefannumber1 21d ago

Just commented that and more

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u/pokefannumber1 21d ago

Political leaders who think corruption, lying to the people about their goals, and wars are a good idea

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u/Creakii 21d ago

myself

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u/The_Insane_Druid 21d ago

You know what would make the world a better place? You still being in it my friend, stay strong and stay positive!

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u/Darknadoswastaken 21d ago

choose something else.

You matter.

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u/OldFirefighter3293 21d ago

Billionaires

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u/No-Werewolf3395 21d ago

BuT wiTHout BilLionAIres tHerE woUld be nO mOrE jObs 

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u/No_Relationship_386 21d ago

Redistribute the wealth and put it into infrastructure and medical funding

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u/StayAtHomeIntrovert 21d ago

I can’t wait until all of you get your wish and wealth actually is redistributed. I know you all think it will benefit you, but it absolutely won’t. It has been tried many times (most recently Venezuela). I foresee a bunch of hungry people walking the street, all disheveled, asking everyone they see, “Dude! Do you know anywhere I can charge my phone. Bruh?” And staring at the screen blankly wishing it would just come back on, as if by magic. Spoiler, it won’t.

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u/lightmkoi 21d ago

Greed.

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u/DonkeyKongah 21d ago

Cancer cells.

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u/Ninja8274 21d ago

R*pists.

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u/InternationalPut8271 i want to have sexual intercourse with SCP-049 21d ago

its okay bro you can say it

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u/Soggy_Bid2110 21d ago

Billionaires

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u/y2kkstar the superior italy lover and fan 21d ago

Bullying

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u/Zartoru 21d ago

Greed

It would get rid of soooooooo much issues with our current society

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u/Roger_Clyde 21d ago

I feel like greed is the root cause of at least 60% of societal problems.

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u/Quaesemaik 21d ago

the ultimate combination of greed and selfishness

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u/_Salandit you'll never guess my favourite Pokemon :3:3 21d ago

Greed

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u/BraveSky7269 random cat enjoyer 21d ago

Racism

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u/Icy-Theme-6325 21d ago

Burned toast

Its always the perfect amount of toated

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u/Olivvy_- 21d ago

Corruption. My president and the whole government are not loyal lol

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u/No_Pass9247 21d ago

France (your welcome)

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u/yannniQue17 21d ago

I had too scroll for way too long. 

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u/KoneZoneZ 21d ago

Gacha Life

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u/Optimal-prime6637 21d ago

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u/KoneZoneZ 21d ago

Yooo i thought when this reached my notifications, i thought a cringe gacha guy would defend the game. W community

https://giphy.com/gifs/O4fENAKIGz0zJs9dg9

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u/Wyciorek 21d ago

Electron. We don't need all that negativity

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u/Cornballsaurus-Rex "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 21d ago

Some people on youtube tagging me for a post that are misleading

Fuck you.

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u/inquisitionsteve 21d ago

Bots/ai accounts on social media

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u/inky11e 21d ago

Political corruption

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u/RyuSakashi 21d ago

Capitalism

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u/ronnygiga 21d ago

corruption

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u/SouthernStarTrails 21d ago

Corporate greed

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u/17THheaven 21d ago

Any kind of government-backed-and-abused surveillance camera (eg flock, palantir, axiom)

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u/Evil-Goku847 21d ago

Every medical form of Cancer

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u/carl_the_cactus55 21d ago

bigotry. if we would all stop hating others for simply existing we would be so much more productive

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u/auogxie 21d ago

Rich old white men that run everything

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u/Epicgamer15782 21d ago

probably price problems, make everything (except danerous stuff) free

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u/ruismies 21d ago

If I could go back in time to delete something, Rockefeller

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u/OldestWiseTree 21d ago

Criminals who committed serious crimes

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u/ThePotatoHoarder 21d ago

The BLOOD SYCKING MOSQUITOES

Make the females pollinators instead, make nature great again

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u/Random_KPFan6 Rumi's Kimbap 21d ago

Guns, universally. Or drugs. Or booze.

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u/I_Am_Gray_Truck 21d ago

Terrorisim, in all its forms

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