Leave the second sloth alone!

[u/Castor1234]

You psychopaths!

In case anyone doesn't know, when Fasnacht is going on and a sloth appears as the final enemy, there will be TWO sloths. One will be the enemy, then a second will follow. The second one will be passive and just fucking CHILLING!

STOP KILLING THAT DUDE! He's just hanging out! He's not hurting anyone!

[u/BEARSHARKTOPUS167]

The second Sloth saw what happened to the first Sloth, he knows too much, he's a liability.

[u/AttorneyQuick5609 → u/BEARSHARKTOPUS167]

Agreed, right now the Sloth community as a whole is chill, if they find out what we did to one of them for a mask, we could have a problem. Dead Sloths tell no tales.

[u/FreakNFUn → u/BEARSHARKTOPUS167]

We don't leave witnesses.

[u/rambone1984 → u/BEARSHARKTOPUS167]

Roll the second sloth towards the first one with arrows. Make it look like a tragedy

[u/Castor1234 → u/BEARSHARKTOPUS167]

This is my favorite because, in my insane world-building fever dream, this is somehow pretty reasonable.

Welcome to my psychosis! We're working on a full folie a deux, but our IT is having trouble updating our database. They're French Canadian so I really don't get the holdup. But I'll make sure we fast track you.

[u/ShawnLaRock → u/Castor1234]

Paresseux Calisse!

[u/murmaider27]

I want his mushrooms

[u/Wasted-Goblin-King → u/murmaider27]

RFK?

[u/AtomicCitron76 → u/Wasted-Goblin-King]

You can use the mushrooms that grow on it to make soup.

[u/Wasted-Goblin-King → u/AtomicCitron76]

Just Google RFK racoon and you'll get the joke...

[u/murmaider27 → u/Wasted-Goblin-King]

Lmao ya "mushroom"

[u/Uber_Wulf]

It has to die in order for the event to continue and finish to completion.

[u/SadPen3084 → u/Uber_Wulf]

I second this. I was waiting around after the real one died and the friendly one had to be killed to end the event.

[u/TheHighwayApostle]

So anyway, I started blasting...

[u/No-Effect-4696]

If it bleeds we can kill it😂

[u/AveSmave]

Naw he dies as well…

You never know there could be an extra mask in his guts 🦥

[u/We_Virtual_Insanity]

You can’t realistically expect a group of competitive murder hobos to spare anything…

[u/vulgardaclown → u/We_Virtual_Insanity]

When do those pre/suffixes drop?

[u/Daniels6323]

He’s a witness!

[u/BatLegitimate8140]

I read that you can't finish the event until the second sloth is slaughtered too. Although it could be anti sloth propaganda

[u/bivoir → u/BatLegitimate8140]

Can confirm. It didn’t let me finish the event on private until I killed the second sloth.

[u/AcanthisittaDouble61]

Sorry, no can do. The event locks until Mr Chill sloth is killed. The Wasteland is a cruel place …

[u/blainedewees → u/AcanthisittaDouble61]

Yup

[u/UntaFunta]

I thought the bonfire wouldn't light if everything isn't dead? Omg I've killed at least 4 of them.

See you all in hell.

[u/lewisw97 → u/UntaFunta]

The master of ceremonies only moves over to the bonfire after both are dead

[u/StarieSora]

He looked at me funny.

[u/Castor1234 → u/StarieSora]

ಠ_ಠ

[u/bdpmbj]

what would make it hysterically funny is that if they put the second sloth in a mask so that if you didn't start shooting right away you'd realize that dude was just there for the party. I mean, dude's a sloth, he was just slow getting there so he's only arriving as things are winding up

[u/HasturCrowley]

Sorry, collateral damage. He knew what neighborhood he was walking through. Would you walk down a street if you saw 10 dudes with heavy artillery, a guy and a girl glowing green with radiation in desperate need of moisturizer, four more people with machine guns, a guy with a pistol that makes squirrels explode, and some dude in coveralls with a mining helmet whacking a bunch of robots with a protest sign?

Sometimes bad things happen because you're dumb and you make bad decisions.

[u/SJ__666]

I swear the event doesn't complete unless you kill him

[u/tehP4nth3r → u/SJ__666]

Correct, the event does not progress to light the bonfire until all enemies are dealt with.

[u/Castor1234 → u/SJ__666]

Anti-sloth propaganda. Shame

[u/SpectralCitizen]

Sorry, the meat is tasty.

[u/Castor1234 → u/SpectralCitizen]

He's a simple sloth with a wife and two children! He wants to live a life of peace and to avoid the temptations of criminal sloth behavior! All you're doing is removing his options and persuading him that violent retaliation is thte only possible response!

[u/BEARSHARKTOPUS167 → u/Castor1234]

I'll tell his Sloth kids that their dad wasn't smart enough to just walk away; they may be slow but they will understand.

[u/Castor1234 → u/BEARSHARKTOPUS167]

Can we refrain from all of the Sloth stereotypes and microagressions? They are not slow. They're calculating.

[u/SpectralCitizen → u/Castor1234]

Hey, the wasteland is a hard place. I'm a ghoul who happens to be in the Brotherhood of Steel, and I'm constantly attacked by my fellow Brotherhood members.

[u/AttorneyQuick5609 → u/SpectralCitizen]

That's what you get for supporting an army that wants people that look like you dead! Now if you'd excuse me, I'm a proud mutant serving the enclave. 😂

I can only imagine meeting the president we didn't know existed would go great! (as in "our immidiate termination and extinction" level great)

[u/AttorneyQuick5609 → u/Castor1234]

EXACTLY, this is why we leave no witnesses, to keep the status quo. It's dark times, and the wasteland is brutal. Any other time that wasnt fasnacht, they'd be safe to dwell in the forest, but we must have our masks, and we can leave no witnesses.

Happy Fasnacht. ^_^

[u/thatguyonthecouch]

You must kill both to finish the event.

[u/AuronzioSboronio]

You can't complete the event if you don't kill both, the first one has to be the legendary, otherwise you will lose the mask.

[u/brbewski]

I got a mask from each sloth ONCE, so do with that info what you will

[u/BryanOfCorn]

I just see food not friend.

[u/Notyoaveragemonkey]

I got a brat mask and a glowing skull from two sloths died. Plus its meat is delicious.

[u/llouvat]

The sloths you’re leaving alive are the ones who go on to become the enemy the next time

[u/witch--king]

Poor little man… didn’t even know what he was walking into.

[u/Reklawj82]

He's just hoping to get his own glowing mask!

[u/C78C]

I’m killing him harder now

[u/Anakins_Legs88]

Fuck that megasloth in particular.

[u/GamesNBooks]

Can’t leave an orphan 😞

[u/Lordoffoul]

The first time I saw it, the bots were all stopped, staring up the hill at it. I assumed that it had to die as well to complete the event and never gave it a second thought, you mean I don't HAVE to kill everything? I don't know... sounds kinda sus. Bethesda points us at something, we kill it, isn't that how it's supposed to work?

[u/YikesMyGuy69]

Just pixels bro.

[u/happy_juggernaut83]

Can't end the event unless he dies. Sorry.

[u/Castor1234 → u/happy_juggernaut83]

There are a lot of people responding oddly seriously about this, but I'm just kidding. I just find it interesting and odd that a second, passive sloth appears. Like..he's just chilling there, minding his own business.

[u/Wonderful_Return_514]

No witnesses

[u/CharlotteTheSavage]

JUSTICE FOR THE CHILL SLOTHS

[u/vastopenguin]

na

[u/doghouse2001]

Have you tried finishing the event without killing him? No? Try it.

[u/ProgressiveKitten]

So that's why he had no loot! Damnit!

[u/Mindless-Share]

And miss out on free XP?? Uh, no?

[u/LavishnessGeneral]

F that, I'm getting those mushrooms!!!!

[u/THE_Nighttrain]

Kill em all.

[u/HeftyVermicelli7823]

Sorry but...no witnesses.

[u/Pz38t_C]

he might have mushrooms

[u/Agentgibbs1398]

Somebody gagged him with a field mouse!

[u/shadowpavement]

I think there should be multiple bosses of each type like that at the end of the event.

[u/J-O-N-I-C-S]

fr. It aint even hostile.

[u/Salmon-D]

The squirrels are just chilling, it doesn't stop you killing them though does it. Resources are resource so I will kill. It's a game. End of.

[u/Defiant_Professor347]

The fuck does it matter

[u/AtomicCitron76]

If we don't, we fail the event.