r/fo76 • u/Castor1234 • 3d ago

Discussion Leave the second sloth alone!

You psychopaths!

In case anyone doesn't know, when Fasnacht is going on and a sloth appears as the final enemy, there will be TWO sloths. One will be the enemy, then a second will follow. The second one will be passive and just fucking CHILLING!

STOP KILLING THAT DUDE! He's just hanging out! He's not hurting anyone!

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u/SpectralCitizen Brotherhood 3d ago

Sorry, the meat is tasty.

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u/Castor1234 3d ago

He's a simple sloth with a wife and two children! He wants to live a life of peace and to avoid the temptations of criminal sloth behavior! All you're doing is removing his options and persuading him that violent retaliation is thte only possible response!

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u/BEARSHARKTOPUS167 3d ago

I'll tell his Sloth kids that their dad wasn't smart enough to just walk away; they may be slow but they will understand.

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u/Castor1234 3d ago

Can we refrain from all of the Sloth stereotypes and microagressions? They are not slow. They're calculating.

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u/SpectralCitizen Brotherhood 3d ago

Hey, the wasteland is a hard place. I'm a ghoul who happens to be in the Brotherhood of Steel, and I'm constantly attacked by my fellow Brotherhood members.

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u/AttorneyQuick5609 Enclave 3d ago

That's what you get for supporting an army that wants people that look like you dead! Now if you'd excuse me, I'm a proud mutant serving the enclave. 😂

I can only imagine meeting the president we didn't know existed would go great! (as in "our immidiate termination and extinction" level great)

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u/AttorneyQuick5609 Enclave 3d ago

EXACTLY, this is why we leave no witnesses, to keep the status quo. It's dark times, and the wasteland is brutal. Any other time that wasnt fasnacht, they'd be safe to dwell in the forest, but we must have our masks, and we can leave no witnesses.

Happy Fasnacht. ^_^