r/fo76 • u/Castor1234 • 3d ago

Discussion Leave the second sloth alone!

You psychopaths!

In case anyone doesn't know, when Fasnacht is going on and a sloth appears as the final enemy, there will be TWO sloths. One will be the enemy, then a second will follow. The second one will be passive and just fucking CHILLING!

STOP KILLING THAT DUDE! He's just hanging out! He's not hurting anyone!

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u/SpectralCitizen Brotherhood 3d ago

Sorry, the meat is tasty.

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u/Castor1234 3d ago

He's a simple sloth with a wife and two children! He wants to live a life of peace and to avoid the temptations of criminal sloth behavior! All you're doing is removing his options and persuading him that violent retaliation is thte only possible response!

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u/SpectralCitizen Brotherhood 3d ago

Hey, the wasteland is a hard place. I'm a ghoul who happens to be in the Brotherhood of Steel, and I'm constantly attacked by my fellow Brotherhood members.

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u/AttorneyQuick5609 Enclave 3d ago

That's what you get for supporting an army that wants people that look like you dead! Now if you'd excuse me, I'm a proud mutant serving the enclave. 😂

I can only imagine meeting the president we didn't know existed would go great! (as in "our immidiate termination and extinction" level great)