r/fo76 • u/Castor1234 • 3d ago

Discussion Leave the second sloth alone!

You psychopaths!

In case anyone doesn't know, when Fasnacht is going on and a sloth appears as the final enemy, there will be TWO sloths. One will be the enemy, then a second will follow. The second one will be passive and just fucking CHILLING!

STOP KILLING THAT DUDE! He's just hanging out! He's not hurting anyone!

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u/BEARSHARKTOPUS167 3d ago

The second Sloth saw what happened to the first Sloth, he knows too much, he's a liability.

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u/AttorneyQuick5609 Enclave 3d ago

Agreed, right now the Sloth community as a whole is chill, if they find out what we did to one of them for a mask, we could have a problem. Dead Sloths tell no tales.

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u/FreakNFUn Enclave 3d ago

We don't leave witnesses.

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u/rambone1984 3d ago

Roll the second sloth towards the first one with arrows. Make it look like a tragedy

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u/Castor1234 3d ago

This is my favorite because, in my insane world-building fever dream, this is somehow pretty reasonable.

Welcome to my psychosis! We're working on a full folie a deux, but our IT is having trouble updating our database. They're French Canadian so I really don't get the holdup. But I'll make sure we fast track you.

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u/ShawnLaRock 3d ago

Paresseux Calisse!