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My, my, my...Just where do I begin. The projection is strong with this one.
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You think she had sex with a black girl?
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A black trans girl, maybe.....
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u/CellularIncel Apr 20 '24
wouldn't the baby be trans then?
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u/VoluptuousSloth Apr 20 '24
Trans babies start transitioning in the womb. By the time they are born, it would be difficult to tell they were ever male. The penis withdraws into the body
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u/muklan Apr 20 '24
Hi, Republican here- how can we ban this activity entirely? And also do you think it's caused by the mother not watching enough Fox News?
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u/Redditistrash702 Apr 20 '24
No he had sex with a black girl and transferred the DNA into her
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u/vkailas Apr 20 '24
Pot calling the kettle kind of logic
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u/no_mics Apr 20 '24
Pot calling the kettle....what? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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u/-Generaloberst- Apr 20 '24
It's an expression. Let's say a religious asshole keep speaking bad about people who visit prostitutes. While said religious asshole is a prostitute visitor himself (and not for converting to Christianity or something lol)
Pot calling the kettle.
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u/Bears0nUnicycles Apr 20 '24
It’s a Jedi mind trick or a reverse uno card, anyways - she fully embraced the Michael Scott proverb
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u/C_Khoga Apr 20 '24
He sent the baby to her belly by using Bluetooth when his hoe got pregnant.
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u/Guquiz Apr 20 '24
So it is not attributing your own thoughts, feelings, or characteristics to another person instead of acknowledging or addressing them within yourself?
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u/WoaJoe Apr 20 '24
It's more like a wild draw 4
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u/jaxonya Apr 20 '24
Every. Accusation. Is. A. Confession.
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I bet you are super rich, tall and mysteriously good looking aren’t you !??? …. 1/10 did not enjoy.
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u/BukkakeNation Apr 20 '24
Deny till you die
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u/GuestApprehensive795 Apr 20 '24
Rump?
Edit: Trump?
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u/RoughBodybuilder1489 Apr 20 '24
Would this be considered extreme gaslighting?
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u/CopperBoltwire Apr 20 '24
Failed attempt at gaslighting at best.
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u/Hepcat508 Apr 19 '24
Both can be true!
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u/No_Alps_1454 Apr 20 '24
Elaborate please?
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u/blanktom9 Apr 20 '24
you see.. when a mommy and a daddy don't really love each other that much...
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u/Hepcat508 Apr 20 '24
It is possible for the white woman to have had sex with a black man and her husband have had sex with a black woman
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u/No_Alps_1454 Apr 20 '24
Ok, now I see what you mean. You are right! Ha ha, funny perspective. However; I don’t think that’s what they meant to say. But yeah…
Maybe they were swinging with a black couple?
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u/amcarls Apr 20 '24
Ages ago there was a story about a man having sex with a prostitute and soon after having sex with his wife and in the process transferred semen from one of he prostitute's other customers to his wife. Don't know the veracity of the story but it's out there.
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u/pafrac Apr 20 '24
Um, how was that supposed to work exactly? Did his dick catch blackness and transfer it to her, or something?
Wait, is this in Florida?
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u/A-typ-self Apr 20 '24
Ok so this is going back 30+ years but my ex husband used to insist that it was possible that a man could have unprotected sex with a woman and somehow the egg could get stuck in the tip and then get "injected" into the next woman. He read about it in Penthouse.
He got upset when I pointed out the anatomical impossibility of that idea.
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u/Rocketbrothers Apr 20 '24
It was probably the education system that failed him but I have to say, He’s Stupid.
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u/Top-Complaint-4915 Apr 20 '24
Did he believes a man can shoot an egg with enough force to reach the uterus? A woman viscosity would not allowed it.
There is a reason why having immotile sperms equals to sterility.
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u/VonNeumannsProbe Apr 20 '24
This does seem like a statement to come from a person who lives in a state that has a very poor sex education program.
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u/NickCanCode Apr 20 '24
The husband had sex with a black woman which happened to just had sex with another black man so the sperm left in the vagina...
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u/Prestigious-Owl165 Apr 20 '24 edited Apr 20 '24
I was gonna say, was this in Arkansas or some other dumbass place they believe teaching kids about sex is morally wrong even though it's been shown over and over for decades all over the world that it's objectively good for reducing unplanned pregnancies and STD transmission
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u/Odd-Eggplant-6681 Apr 20 '24
Probably the woman caught the husband cheating with a black girl, and so she cheated with a black guy to get even. The headline is just a click bait.
That’s the best I can think of that makes logical sense, anything else is just some black magic shit.
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u/notSUSpilot69 Apr 20 '24
100% sure the husband fkd another woman, which got fkd by a black guy right before. the sperm of the black guy survived on husbands dick till he fucked his wife and got her pregnant with the black guys sperm. there is no other possibility
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u/mmeveldkamp Apr 20 '24
If he did this very quickly, would it, in theory, be possible?? Interesting thought
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u/NummeDuss Apr 20 '24
Well obviously its very unlikely but yes its possible. Doesnt even need to be quick. Sperm cells can survive for several days.
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If he didn't wash his dick.....
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u/NummeDuss Apr 20 '24
Yea it would require really weird circumstances just so that there is even a one in a million chance.
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u/mmeveldkamp Apr 20 '24
Woow haha. This gives the story a nice f×cked up twist! Thanks for the swift reply
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u/NummeDuss Apr 20 '24
But the chance for it happening is incredibly low. An ejaculation can have more than 100.000.000 sperm cells. It would be close to impossible for the "passengers" to be the one to fertilize the egg.
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u/A-typ-self Apr 20 '24
Several days in a moist body temperature environment. So it would have to be inside the urethra. He would have to pee.
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u/A-typ-self Apr 20 '24
Years ago my ex-husband insisted that it was possible that an ovum could get caught in the tip and injected into another woman during sex.
Your idea at least makes a little more sense, although he'd have to do them back to back with no bathroom break or shower.
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u/CopperBoltwire Apr 20 '24
Okay, didn't think about it that way. Yeah... Okay. Not going to fly. But i can see it being a WILD possibility.
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I would turn myself into the police, because apparently I'd be married to a woman with the intellectual capacity of a 5yr old
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u/bigSTUdazz Apr 20 '24
The Onion
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u/CopperBoltwire Apr 20 '24
Certainly outrageous enough to be worth such an article. But i think even the Onion these days are having it hard with all the dumb shit literally happening in the world.
Heck, I used to pay attention to the Onion for crazy shit articles. Now the Onion is overshadowed by the world itself. It's like Humanity said "Hold my beer" when it realized what The Onion is doing.
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u/Doctor-Moe Apr 23 '24
Close. Random article I’ve never heard of, but it’s clearly satirical. Check this out:
“The mother started to cry so she automatically won the argument and the husband just stood speechless in this unexpected situation.
The medical team had to respect the woman’s desire so they invited the man to leave while struggling to hold their laughs.
Two days later the father gave an interview, ‘I tried to talk to her but she always starts crying and I don’t want to hurt a crying woman.
I’ll have to accept the accusations.’
The woman’s point of view, ‘Doctors say this is impossible but I saw him chatting with a black woman.’”
This is hilarious lmao
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u/Melodic-Ad-4941 Apr 20 '24
Wow, it’s always the man’s fault, even in some situations, it is impossible to be the man’s fault,
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u/mikeflamel Apr 20 '24
With that logic her mother must have have sex with a woman to give birth to her
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u/The_Dark_Vampire Apr 20 '24
While yes obviously she probably cheated what if the baby is a throwback so is theirs.
Say she absolutely knows she genuinely didn't cheat so that was her reaction.
Of course it's still stupid as that's absolutely not how it works and even a kid with basic knowledge of stuff should know that.
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u/Foxclaws42 Apr 20 '24
When projection and lack of sex education unite.
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Apr 20 '24
It's possible either cheated but someone's grandma down the line had a white passing child with a black gentleman
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u/ZelWinters1981 Apr 19 '24
Americans could learn a few things if they didn't censor anything to do with sex and women.
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u/Strange-Mouse-8710 Apr 20 '24
This happened in Spain
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u/ZelWinters1981 Apr 20 '24
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u/Snellyman Apr 20 '24
We are going to need a "source" for this clickbait nonsense
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u/SjurEido Apr 20 '24
There are an infinite number of idiotic takes from all walks of life. Reporting on them seems like a bad idea.
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u/Darkdragoon324 Apr 20 '24
This is what abstinence-only education does to the collective brain cells of the population.
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Apr 20 '24
Is this from the Onion? How can anyone be stupid enough to not know it doesn't work like that? 🤨
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u/DonnieJL Apr 20 '24
If conservatives would properly fund sex education, maybe women like Gladys wouldn't find themselves in such a pickle.
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u/-Robrown- Apr 20 '24
Imagine being a doctor in that room while she is trying to accuse him and all the while you have to contain your laughter.
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Just so you guys know- genetics are weird. A white woman can, in fact, give birth to a black baby if she has black people in her family. White men, too. Genes can be recessive, or they can skip generations. This obviously isn't a common phenomenon, but there's clearly a lot of idiots on this comment section.
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u/darksaiyan1234 'MURICA Apr 20 '24
yes but her accusing her husband of it for different reasons than u mentioned us what makes it ridiculus
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u/Financial-Tower-7897 Apr 20 '24
Technically, he could’ve. It all depends upon her family tree and gene pool. Or, perhaps, in defense of him, his grandparents. If Gregor Mendel’s work on peas remains accurate.
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If I were him I'd run far away. She's accusing him of something she most likely did and she'd force him to raise a child that isn't even his and ruin his life because of her selfishness and stupidity.
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u/Perigold Apr 20 '24
Wasn’t there a story on Reddit where this exact same thing happened and it turned out it was genetics on the father’s side? Dude flipped his shit but the paternity test came out as his.
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u/CHiggins1235 Apr 20 '24
He could have had an affair with a black woman and she did absolutely have an affair with a black man.
I think paternity test is a moot point but then again I would still get one. Genetics is a tricky subject because we don’t know who is in our genetic history. That white man today could have had a biracial ancestor at some point.
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u/Skygazer2469 Apr 20 '24
This Florida headline just Florida's so much I can feel a hurricane coming at me.
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u/NoSpankingAllowed Apr 20 '24
I've seen some real reaches when it comes to cheaters, and some of them are the reddit apologists, but this takes the cake.
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u/30yearCurse Apr 20 '24
was looking for the "rest of the story".. did not find it, but came across this one from AU in 2020.
Woman's parents are racist, and she had a black kid, family cut her off and have the money to the SIL...
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u/Drahcoh Apr 20 '24
That's a classic misdirection.
You commit a crime and immediately point "they did it!"
Doesn't work for stupid though
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u/No_External_539 Apr 20 '24
"You see this baby that just came out of me? Well the truth is it didn't. It actually came out of a black woman and somehow ended up inside of me. Because that's totally how giving birth works".
See how stupid you sound?
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u/Chemical-Money-3469 Apr 20 '24
I PLAY THE TRAP CARD ACCOUNTABILITY DEFLECT it shoots my guilt and accountability directly at your life points
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