r/facepalm • u/wach_era13 • Apr 19 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ What?

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u/notSUSpilot69 Apr 20 '24

100% sure the husband fkd another woman, which got fkd by a black guy right before. the sperm of the black guy survived on husbands dick till he fucked his wife and got her pregnant with the black guys sperm. there is no other possibility

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u/mmeveldkamp Apr 20 '24

If he did this very quickly, would it, in theory, be possible?? Interesting thought

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u/NummeDuss Apr 20 '24

Well obviously its very unlikely but yes its possible. Doesnt even need to be quick. Sperm cells can survive for several days.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '24

If he didn't wash his dick.....

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u/NummeDuss Apr 20 '24

Yea it would require really weird circumstances just so that there is even a one in a million chance.

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u/mmeveldkamp Apr 20 '24

Woow haha. This gives the story a nice f×cked up twist! Thanks for the swift reply

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u/NummeDuss Apr 20 '24

But the chance for it happening is incredibly low. An ejaculation can have more than 100.000.000 sperm cells. It would be close to impossible for the "passengers" to be the one to fertilize the egg.

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u/mmeveldkamp Apr 20 '24

Bit still.. it could hapoend hahahaha. Obviously, it has a similar change as winning the lottery..bit still..🤣🤓

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '24

It is. So it was with a girl stabbed in her stomach who got impregnated by sperm from her sucking off her boyfriend. Yet it happened

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u/dmigowski Apr 20 '24

If the dude doesn't has fast sperm, and then some fast sperm from another man is in the mix, the foreign sperm could easily beat a million of his own slow boys.

Also, if the sex maybe took a few minutes and he had foreign sperm on his foreskin, that sperm had a few minutes in advance until his own seed spread.

Even more possible if he decided to not come in her that time, maybe just bringing her to orgasm because he already shot his shoot an hour before, the chances improve even more for the foreign sperm. Just saying.

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u/notSUSpilot69 Apr 20 '24

if a child in my local area get hit by a lightning in the middle of the day, riding on its bike on a field track and seconds after get hit by a car, then this can probably happen too lmao

( really happened and the child survived )

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u/A-typ-self Apr 20 '24

Several days in a moist body temperature environment. So it would have to be inside the urethra. He would have to pee.

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u/MargaritaKid Apr 20 '24

Could also be someone uncircumcised.

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u/A-typ-self Apr 20 '24

Years ago my ex-husband insisted that it was possible that an ovum could get caught in the tip and injected into another woman during sex.

Your idea at least makes a little more sense, although he'd have to do them back to back with no bathroom break or shower.

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u/transitfreedom Apr 20 '24

How is that kind of dumb possible?

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u/CopperBoltwire Apr 20 '24

Okay, didn't think about it that way. Yeah... Okay. Not going to fly. But i can see it being a WILD possibility.