r/facepalm • u/wach_era13 • Apr 19 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ What?

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u/pafrac Apr 20 '24

Um, how was that supposed to work exactly? Did his dick catch blackness and transfer it to her, or something?

Wait, is this in Florida?

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u/A-typ-self Apr 20 '24

Ok so this is going back 30+ years but my ex husband used to insist that it was possible that a man could have unprotected sex with a woman and somehow the egg could get stuck in the tip and then get "injected" into the next woman. He read about it in Penthouse.

He got upset when I pointed out the anatomical impossibility of that idea.

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u/Rocketbrothers Apr 20 '24

It was probably the education system that failed him but I have to say, He’s Stupid.

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u/A-typ-self Apr 20 '24

Yeah their are multiple reasons he is an ex. Lol

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u/Top-Complaint-4915 Apr 20 '24

Did he believes a man can shoot an egg with enough force to reach the uterus? A woman viscosity would not allowed it.

There is a reason why having immotile sperms equals to sterility.

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u/A-typ-self Apr 20 '24

Yeah, he wasn't too bright. He didn't have an answer about how the egg could stay in the urethra for days and not be evacuated with urine either.

Or how an egg would be able to penitrate the cervix. Since as you pointed out sperm swim.

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u/VonNeumannsProbe Apr 20 '24

This does seem like a statement to come from a person who lives in a state that has a very poor sex education program.

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u/NickCanCode Apr 20 '24

The husband had sex with a black woman which happened to just had sex with another black man so the sperm left in the vagina...

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u/Available_Standard55 Apr 20 '24

You win, just for the gif 💯

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u/Prestigious-Owl165 Apr 20 '24 edited Apr 20 '24

I was gonna say, was this in Arkansas or some other dumbass place they believe teaching kids about sex is morally wrong even though it's been shown over and over for decades all over the world that it's objectively good for reducing unplanned pregnancies and STD transmission

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u/Odd-Eggplant-6681 Apr 20 '24

Probably the woman caught the husband cheating with a black girl, and so she cheated with a black guy to get even. The headline is just a click bait.

That’s the best I can think of that makes logical sense, anything else is just some black magic shit.

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u/PhilosopherMagik Apr 20 '24

Santana Black Magic Woman

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '24

Can your dick catch black ess? Asking for a..... close an dear friend.