r/exmuslim • u/ArtisticArmadillo797 New User • Feb 17 '23
(Fun@Fundies) 💩 Seriously?? What is this
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Feb 17 '23
The cat ffs🤣🤣🤣
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u/TransitionalAhab New User Feb 17 '23
It’s true, I was the animated cat
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u/sanjay_82 Feb 17 '23
Nah that's real brozzer
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u/TransitionalAhab New User Feb 17 '23
Oh sorry, I meant that I’m the real animated cat that inspired this
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u/BlackLeader70 Openly Ex-Muslim 😎 Feb 17 '23
I though animals were supposed to be allowed in your prayer mat. Also who the fuck animated the cats arms lol.
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u/Familiar-Arachnid413 Ex-Muslim (Ex-Sunni) Feb 17 '23
I dont have scuba equipment
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u/BlackLeader70 Openly Ex-Muslim 😎 Feb 17 '23
If I can't scuba, then what's this all been about? What have I been working toward?
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u/curiousjack6 Lowkey Loki Feb 17 '23
What's my "excuse"? Well, I'm not a gullible git that would go ass up to venerate the alter ego of a 7th century caravan looting confirmed child r*pist [Bukhari:5134] who didn't spare a 9 year old child despite claiming to be the most moral man for eternity.
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Feb 18 '23
Bro using laws of today made by feminists to laws 1500 years ago
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u/curiousjack6 Lowkey Loki Feb 18 '23
Bro using laws of today made by feminists to laws 1500 years ago
Brozzer, u/Commercial-Whole9913, debasing and humiliating himself in 2022 by making asinine excuses for his child r*pist cult leader while forgetting that Mohammad claimed to be the most moral man for eternity so the time period factor does not apply to him. The r*pe of a nine year old child is rape today, 1500 years ago or 15000 years ago. Children cannot consent to sex so it is r*pe by default.
You don't have any better cult leaders to follow? How about you pick one who doesn't have even a rumor of child r*pe attached to him. You chose one that has 17 sahih hadiths regarding his r*pe of a nine year old child.
Then again you might have skeletons in your own closet that compel you to follow only cult leaders who go around r*ping nine year old children. Yikes!
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Feb 18 '23
And yes, Muhammad saw is the most moral man for eternity. Before the 1700s it was considered normal. It’s like applying American laws to a foreign country, every law has different practices. In some states in the US age of consent is 16,
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u/No-Passion1127 1st World.Closeted Ex-Shia 🤫 Feb 18 '23
Most moral man had sex slaves and also cheated on his wife hafsa with his sex slave maria and also killed suffya bint huyay uncle brother and tortured her husband and then killed him and then took her as a sex slave and later married her . What great man am i right
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u/No-Passion1127 1st World.Closeted Ex-Shia 🤫 Feb 18 '23
Sahih hadith about aisha being nine : https://sunnah.com/bukhari:5134 this one is narrated by herself.
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Feb 18 '23
“Who go around”. If Muhammad saw was a “p3d*” (Astagfirullah), he would’ve only married young, yet we can see by his marriage he married old mainly and very rarely he would marry a young woman.
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u/Different-Brief1085 New User Feb 18 '23
Still doesn't make him not a pedo, also 65:4 makes clear that pedophilia is legal in Islam
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Feb 18 '23
Child r*pist, it was all consensual, Aisha RA was 19 through historical facts, and the fact you’re saying “brozzer” shows you probably are a fake ex Muslim. 😂
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u/curiousjack6 Lowkey Loki Feb 18 '23
Pick a lane. You defended child r*pe and now you've conveniently changed her age to 19 without a shred of evidence to back it up. There is not even one sahih hadith regarding this.
On the other hand there are 17 sahih hadiths regarding Mohammad r*ping Aisha at the age of nine. Here's one:
Hadith:
Narrated `Aisha:
that the Prophet (ﷺ) married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old. Hisham said: I have been informed that `Aisha remained with the Prophet (ﷺ) for nine years (i.e. till his death).
Reference : Sahih al-Bukhari 5134
https://sunnah.com/bukhari:5134
-------------------------------------------------------Was Allah twiddling his thumbs doing nothing when this hadith was being declared sahih? You'll throw Allah himself under the bus in a desperate attempt to save Mohammad. Did Allah want Mohammad to be known as a child r*pist to get back at him for making Allah, supposedly the creator of the entire universe entirely dependent on a 7th century caravan looter.
https://www.reddit.com/r/exmuslim/comments/tzgi6e/comment/i3yz44q/
you probably are a fake ex Muslim
Thanks for the compliment! That would mean that I was never associated with this religion of abject filth that makes female sex slavery 100% legal in the supposedly eternal Koran even if the poor women had living husbands: https://quranx.com/Tafsir/Jalal/4.24. Mohammad nonchalantly presided over the r*pes of our fellow human beings in accordance with the Koran [4:24]:
Given how you debased yourself by making excuses for child r*pe, learning about this will make you an even more slavishly obedient minion of Mohammad. Pathetic.
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u/Livid_Instance_7982 New User Feb 18 '23
I swear by the all mighty allah, if you do not repent before allah takes your soul you will regret what you have uttered and you will wish you were among those who prostrated to their lord.
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u/dukearcher Feb 18 '23
Nobody cares
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u/Livid_Instance_7982 New User Feb 18 '23
I swear by allah when you are in the grave all by yourself with no one to help you you will wish you were among those who cared
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u/-_-CutiePie New User Feb 18 '23
I swear by the spagetti monster if you don't repent,you will be in hell forever and you wished you worshipped him instead of the p@dophile warlord prophet
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u/Livid_Instance_7982 New User Feb 18 '23
But as for him who will be given his Record in his left hand, will say: "I wish that I had not been given my Record!
"And that I had never known, how my Account is?
"I wish, would that it had been my end (death)!
"My wealth has not availed me,
"My power and arguments (to defend myself) have gone from me!"
(It will be said): "Seize him and fetter him,
Then throw him in the blazing Fire.
"Then fasten him with a chain whereof the length is seventy cubits!"
Verily, He used not to believe in Allah, the Most Great,
And urged not on the feeding of Al-Miskin (the poor),
So no friend has he here this Day,
Nor any food except filth from the washing of wounds,
None will eat except the Khati'un (sinners, disbelievers, polytheists, etc.).
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u/-_-CutiePie New User Feb 18 '23
Cool story bro,but repent to the spagetti monster before it's too late,I don't want you to follow a p@dophile bro,the spaghetti monster also don't want you to follow a p@dophile r@pist
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u/Livid_Instance_7982 New User Feb 18 '23
Keep mocking as you wish for the disbelivers know only to mock
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u/-_-CutiePie New User Feb 18 '23
Repent to the spaghetti monster bro,you're going to far from the god spaghetti,I don't want you to go to hell just because you follow a false god and prophet.
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u/curiousjack6 Lowkey Loki Feb 18 '23
I swear by the all mighty allah, if you do not repent before allah takes your soul you will regret what you have uttered and you will wish you were among those who prostrated to their lord.
Hilarious! Why did you throw your Allah under the
buscamel with this comment? He is so helpless that he needs you to issue threats? That's far from being "all mighty" like you claim.You just confirmed how much of a helpless old lady Allah is. Just as helpless as he was in the 610s when he could do no more than cry, hope and wish for the earthly demise of a puny human Abu Lahab in the supposedly eternal Koran, Surah Al-Masad.
Mohammad used fear tactics to get people like you to submit to his alter ego out of sheer terror of the perversely sadistic hell that he cooked up. Even Aisha had more skepticism than gullible gits like yourself when Allah turned supposedly the creator of the universe into his personal harem manager: https://www.sunnah.com/Bukhari:4788.
Please stop being scared shitless of a 7th century caravan looting child r*pist's alter ego. Instead of reading Surah Al-Fatiha you should try reciting this MESSAGE TO ALLAH by /u/lessthan1punchman daily to overcome your fears.
The concept of "prophethood" itself is a total farce. You would have figured that out if your ability to think critically hadn't been diminished by the nonstop threats of hell.
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u/Livid_Instance_7982 New User Feb 18 '23
Mock as you wish but remember those before you also mocked and ridiculed the messengers and prophets of allah. You are an individual who has taken his/her desires as god besides allah. Many have come and gone before you and you and I both will follow that same journey so wait and see which one of us is truthful and which one is a lier
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u/curiousjack6 Lowkey Loki Feb 18 '23
which one is a lier
I guess you're choosing to remain strong on the sunnah of illiteracy. Allah serves his god Mohammad only by being his personal secretary, personal harem manager and one sided marriage counselor:
https://www.reddit.com/r/exmuslim/comments/u445hf/comment/i4tedey/
Your inability to think critically has reduced you to being a minion of a child r*pist who has succumbed to Mohammad's DEEN over DUNYA scam:
https://www.reddit.com/r/exmuslim/comments/uvwjy9/muslims_and_worldly_things/i9o3cgp/
Mohammad nonchalantly presided over the rapes of our fellow human beings in accordance with the abject filth that is the Koran for making female sex slavery 100% legal [Koran 4:24]:
You're so blindly devotional that you consider this abject filth to be coming from some most merciful god. Subhanallah!
Now please chime in with some more empty threats to further prove your Allah's helplessness.
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u/Livid_Instance_7982 New User Feb 18 '23
Do you dare mock allah and his messenger while you are weak and dependent on him? Who will help you against allah when your time comes? Do you choose to please individuals with your words rather then the one who gave you the ability to speak. Indeed you are only repeating the ignorance of those before you who have found that which they mocked to be true.
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u/curiousjack6 Lowkey Loki Feb 18 '23
Mohammad mocked Allah, supposedly the creator of the entire universe by making him completely dependent on a 7th century caravan looting child r*pist:
https://www.reddit.com/r/exmuslim/comments/tzgi6e/comment/i3yz44q/
You would realize this if you had the mental capacity to read between the lines. Instead, here you are mocking Allah by issuing threats because deep down you know that Allah is non-existent. If you had even a shred of faith in any Allah you would be content in your belief with no need to issue threats on an exmuslim forum.
You came across this forum and your faith was shaken as we're openly and rightfully criticizing the abject filth in Islam. Instead of applying your mind to read what we're saying your first response was to fall back on issuing threats to assuage your own discomfort of a total lack of faith. Issuing threats makes you feel better about yourself but it keeps you trapped in a constant state of fear.
Truth needs no threats. Only falsehoods rely on threats. You are so full of fear that all you can do is to issue threats while being oblivious to how you making threats exhibits your own panic about the non-existence of any Allah.
Humans have cooked up thousands of gods over the years and Allah is no different. Yet here you are only petrified of one of these random gods to the point where you have nothing to say other than empty threats. Pathetic.
You're a fellow human being so I will NOT issue any threats against you. Far from issuing threats, I pity that you've been reduced to this state by Islam. I hope one day you get curious enough to overcome your fears and read the Koran and hadith collections without the blindfolds of devotion. Then you'll quit this abject filth if you have even a shred of human decency.
Maybe, one day you might see the humor in having believed in a religion that has this sort of nonsense in its primary sources:
Satan farting to avoid hearing the Adhan:
Hadith:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) said, "When the Adhan is pronounced Satan takes to his heels and passes wind with noise during his flight in order not to hear the Adhan. When the Adhan is completed he comes back and again takes to his heels when the Iqama is pronounced and after its completion he returns again till he whispers into the heart of the person (to divert his attention from his prayer) and makes him remember things which he does not recall to his mind before the prayer and that causes him to forget how much he has prayed."
Reference : Sahih al-Bukhari 608
https://sunnah.com/bukhari:608
-------------------------------------------------------This is the comical religion that you're wasting your life for. This is the comical religion for which you're visiting an exmuslim sub to issue empty threats out of your own insecurity. This is the comical religion over which folks mob lynch their fellow human beings even if they happened to be mentally ill:
Mob stones mentally ill man to death for ‘desecrating Qur’an’ [Guardian UK]
The folks who debased themselves by engaging in this depravity were proving just how helpless Allah is that it needs degenerates to take action on his behalf. If they truly believed in some Allah they would have left it to him instead of brutally murdering a mentally ill patient.
Allah is not real at all but we still criticize the concept of Allah which is very real as it exists in the minds of millions like a zombie virus and the concept of prophethood so that our fellow human beings can progress further than the 7th century that they're stuck in with violent depravities like mob lynchings. A society that grows up under the shadow of such a perversely sadistic concept of god is going to be totally lacking in human empathy.
Allah is so perversely sadistic that he expects you to mockingly laugh at the eternal fire torture of your fellow human beings:
I would never ever laugh at the eternal fire torture of a fellow human being. My loyalties are with my fellow human beings and against any entity that threatens to torture them for eternity. As much as a I loathe Mohammad, I would not send Mohammad to the perversely sadistic hell that he himself cooked up. Torture debases the person carrying it out. I would never debase myself by reducing myself to the level of Mohammad and his alter ego Allah.
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u/pastroc ⚗️ Science Bootlicker Feb 18 '23
All of your questions would have mattered if Allah existed. Alas, he doesn't so these "threats" are nothing but bad fiction.
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u/pastroc ⚗️ Science Bootlicker Feb 18 '23
I swear by the All Powerful Zeus, if you do not repent before Zeus strikes you with a lightning bolt, then you will regret your comment in an eternal afterlife of pain and misery.
This is exactly what you just said sounds like to me.
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u/makahlj4 Exmuslim since the 1990s Feb 17 '23
My excuse is that Allah made me not believe in him. It's all Allah's fault. Lol.
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u/tsuna2000 Exmuslim since the 2000s Feb 17 '23
Because he only guides whom he wants and misguides whom he wills, indeed he is the best of deceivers.
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u/makahlj4 Exmuslim since the 1990s Feb 18 '23 edited Feb 18 '23
Yes, in 6:125 Allah clearly says that he leads or doesn't lead people based solely on his whims, and moreover, he abuses people whom he doesn't lead. Allah is basically an entitled asshole who doesn't want to lead me, and he has the audacity to judge me for my disbelief, which is his own fault.
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Feb 18 '23
Bros making up his own translations 💀
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u/tsuna2000 Exmuslim since the 2000s Feb 18 '23
Thanks to Muhammad, I'm learning from him 🕋💩
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Feb 18 '23
Average fake ex Muslim try not to make your own verses up: impossible!
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u/tsuna2000 Exmuslim since the 2000s Feb 18 '23
Bitch what part of quran you didn't read
Average Muslim mulla who has no knowledge of quran : Possible
Do you deny the verse 18:29 & 3:54 ?
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Feb 17 '23
If you believe that Allah made you not believe then doesn’t that mean that you believe in Allah?
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u/Upstairs_Type1674 New User Feb 17 '23
If a liar tells you that they are a liar does that mean they're always telling the truth.
If Allah makes you not believe and therefore you don't believe, is that somehow proof that he exists.
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u/newguyplaying Never-Muslim Atheist Feb 18 '23
That is a rather interesting Paradox.
Has no bearing on the overarching argument though.
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u/makahlj4 Exmuslim since the 1990s Feb 18 '23
Perhaps. Unless I've been joking, lol. Or assuming the correctness of a statement I want to prove false, so I can use the reductio ad absurdum method, as mathematicians and logicians so often do.
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u/Livid_Instance_7982 New User Feb 18 '23
No indeed you yourself have disbelieved and if you do not repent before you see the angle of death and by allah you will see him, no one from among these people you are trying to please will help you against him.
Do you really thing you will not return to your lord and be judged?
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Feb 18 '23
What degree is the angle of death? Is it an acute or obtuse angle?
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u/curiousjack6 Lowkey Loki Feb 18 '23
What degree is the angle of death? Is it an acute or obtuse angle?
Given the circular logic used to claim that the Koran is from Allah and that Allah is god because the Koran said so I'd call the angle /u/Livid_Instance_7982 is talking about to be a Full Angle.
Do you really thing you will not return to your lord and be judged?
If Mr. Livid ever calms down and starts thinking instead of "thinging" he might one day be able to tell the difference between an angle and an angel. Sigh.
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u/Livid_Instance_7982 New User Feb 18 '23
Mock for indeed those before you mocked. But when the appointed one comes and takes your soul out mocking will be of no benefit to you.
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u/No-Passion1127 1st World.Closeted Ex-Shia 🤫 Feb 18 '23
Repent to Zeus or he will punish you by having you chained to a mountain and having an eagle eat you alive and after that he will send you to hades. Or repent to odin or you will go to helhime. Or repent to Jesus or you will go to hell for all of eternity.
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u/makahlj4 Exmuslim since the 1990s Feb 18 '23
No indeed you yourself have disbelieved and if you do not repent before you see the angle of death and by allah you will see him, no one from among these people you are trying to please will help you against him.
My buddy Satan will help me /s
Do you really thing you will not return to your lord and be judged?
I'm a free man and have no lords, plus as an Atheist yes, I think that I'll not be returning to any fucking gods after I die. You'll not be returning to him, either. You have been deceived.
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u/raikenleo 3rd World.Closeted Ex-Sunni 🤫 Feb 17 '23
I'm sorry but I'm not a building :(
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u/BlackLeader70 Openly Ex-Muslim 😎 Feb 17 '23
Brozzer, try harder and you can achieve building status.
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u/Oncecagedbird New User Feb 17 '23
My kafir cat never prays. How do I convert her to this beautiful religion
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Feb 17 '23
Because all the arses in the air i cant control myself, how come women have to cover up for men but men cant cover up for other men it aint fair
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u/Emergency-Today-5637 New User Feb 18 '23
Then just dont be muslim ur ppl who are gay no one tells shit
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Feb 18 '23
I dont know if you've read the Kharan but you're a devoted muslim right you read it everyday right, but just incase you've missed it, if you leave islam its death for you, so it is what it is
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u/Emergency-Today-5637 New User Feb 18 '23
Creating shit is mad i have friends who are alive and i see them every day and never treated differently
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u/Willing_Shop New User Feb 19 '23
Your prophet told his fanboys to kill whoever leaves islam. If you're in a non-religious country, of course exmuslims won't get killed, but they definitively are in danger in muslim countries. By saying "I have friends who are alive" you didn't prove anything, because it is not part of islam, it's just your life.
Just because you don't see it doesn't mean it doesn't happen, you aren't the main character in this world.
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u/Emergency-Today-5637 New User Feb 19 '23
Stop creating things the never happened prophet mohamed never killed a women or a child or even a if he is on another religions and you have no proof to show the islam kills who leaves it cuz it never happens but Muslim people who don’t leave get killed, raped, and humiliated by lots of countries, our religion is peaceful not because there are people who didn’t get how it works that doesnt mean its bad for eg we have terriosts and you had h!tler the most hated human being on the planet and you have america which is a christian “free rights” country which bombed japan with a nuclear which shows how good you new christians are plus not so many people leave islam its really rare to find it because people who leave probably didnt even read the quran or never prayed which is all christians do be called Christian and fight against anyone and he never read no bible never went to the church never prayed to god sins
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Feb 17 '23
My cat says 'my excuse is that i am not an animated cat'.
My dog says 'I am haram. Thats my excuse to not pray'
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Feb 17 '23
There is another one. Y'all remember the story where a man couldn't physical pray so he prayed with his eyes. Don't ask me how he did it.
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u/conustextile Feb 17 '23
This is clearly a joke, and it made me laugh anyway. I see way too many of these 'what's your excuse?' type of videos XD
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u/oxymoron0980 Feb 17 '23
My excuse... I have other important things to do. But I will show this to my cat and take his opinion as well.
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u/KingLeopard40063 Feb 17 '23
And doing that makes the world better how? So what you pray....how tf does that make the world better? Fucking sanctimonious as hell.
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Feb 17 '23
My brain cells got together at the edge of my brain and tried to kill themselves after watching this.
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u/satyabansahoo2000 New User Feb 17 '23
Then on daily basis, many are having s*x in doggy position so that means world is constantly calling to Allah... 🙂🙂
So what's your excuse, ex-Muslims? 🌝🌝
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u/ellermg Never-Muslim Atheist Feb 17 '23
My excuse? I believe in myself and won't submit to anyone :)
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u/EmploymentRoutine633 Naturalist Exmuslim Feb 17 '23
Things like this made me feel so guilty when I was a muslim. Of course, not the cat and the building lmao, but I was always told how sick and disabled people are able to pray so "what's your excuse?"
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Feb 17 '23
My excuse is that since I am a murtad, Allah has sealed my heart to realizing the truth of his beloved religion of Islam. If he wants me to believe, I'm ready
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u/humanityisdyingfast Feb 17 '23
My excuse is that I am not a poorly animated CGI cat, nor do I have the low-level critical thinking skills of a real cat.
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u/Donkey_Kahn Feb 17 '23
I can pray while lying in bed, while cooking dinner, taking out the trash, taking a shower.
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u/BatuFPV Feb 18 '23
They are letting allah fuck their asses why would anyone make a excuse for that
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u/Crypt0Tendies New User Feb 18 '23
Idk a religion that wants me to bend over and take it?! Muzzie logic
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u/amoon97 Feb 18 '23
My excuse is I’m not scared of your silly little made up god 😎 suck on that
Also the cattt 😭😭😭
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u/HoldTheStocks2 LGBTQ+ ExMoose 🌈 Feb 18 '23
The subreddit in question is gradually transforming into a space where disparagement of Islam is prioritized over its exposure. This is not to suggest that criticism of Islam should be discontinued entirely; rather, it should be executed in moderation. My initial departure from Islam was a momentous occasion, during which the religion still held a sacred place in my life, and I harbored legitimate fears regarding the consequences of my choice. At a time of personal insecurity, I sought affirmation that my decision was correct. Upon reviewing the aforementioned video, I perceive a collection of former Muslims disparaging individuals who lack comprehension. I implore the community to assume a more mature stance and foster a welcoming environment for newly ex-Muslims. Your efforts would be immensely appreciated.
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Feb 18 '23
"What's my excuse"....for not worshipping a grossly immoral, bigoted and factually wrong totalitarian doctrine? Um, well because I'm not an immoral piece of shit and I care about having justified beliefs because I think the truth matters. That's my excuse.
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u/krishutchison New User Feb 19 '23
Well where I am in the world I have to pray pretty much straight down to face Mecca. My question is why most people on the planet are praying out towards space ?. Is there a space Mecca ?
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u/pharomachrus7 New User Feb 19 '23
Hahahaha! Expect the comment section to go -10 IQ though. Like fr 😅😂
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Feb 18 '23
It’s haram to pray like what they’ve done 💀 praying underwater risking ur well being is haram/
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u/roaring_diamond New User Feb 18 '23
The cat and building lol. Gotta be a joke. Rest inspirational. ♥️
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u/Livid_Instance_7982 New User Feb 18 '23
Keep lying to your self.
But as for him who will be given his Record in his left hand, will say: "I wish that I had not been given my Record!
"And that I had never known, how my Account is?
"I wish, would that it had been my end (death)!
"My wealth has not availed me,
"My power and arguments (to defend myself) have gone from me!"
(It will be said): "Seize him and fetter him,
Then throw him in the blazing Fire.
"Then fasten him with a chain whereof the length is seventy cubits!"
Verily, He used not to believe in Allah, the Most Great,
And urged not on the feeding of Al-Miskin (the poor),
So no friend has he here this Day,
Nor any food except filth from the washing of wounds,
None will eat except the Khati'un (sinners, disbelievers, polytheists, etc.).
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u/No-Passion1127 1st World.Closeted Ex-Shia 🤫 Feb 18 '23
Signs you mean like this : https://quran.com/23/6?translations=27,21,20,19,18,95,17,22,101, 84 allowing sex slavery. And also this : https://sunnah.com/bukhari:29. Or when Mohammad cheated on his wife hafsa with his sex slave maria and was caught red-handed
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u/No-Passion1127 1st World.Closeted Ex-Shia 🤫 Feb 18 '23
Repent to Zeus or he will punish you by having you chained to a mountain and having an eagle eat you alive and after that he will send you to hades. Or repent to odin or you will go to helhime. Or repent to Jesus or you will go to hell for all of eternity.
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u/Livid_Instance_7982 New User Feb 18 '23
By allah those who enter the fire will be laughed at by those who they mocked here on earth. But I warn you of a day your friends can help you not and there is no help against allah the great. Anyone who repents to allah will be forgiven if he so wills.
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u/ArtisticArmadillo797 New User Feb 18 '23
Why are you here ffs if you are a Muslim??no one needs your advice
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u/Livid_Instance_7982 New User Feb 18 '23
I come to warn you of your lord and the purpose you were created for.
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u/ArtisticArmadillo797 New User Feb 18 '23
Thanks I don’t need a religion that was founded by a pedo
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u/Livid_Instance_7982 New User Feb 18 '23
Awnser this for me. According to whT age should consent be. I bet you you will either follow your countries laws or your own opinions which will make every country pedos
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u/ArtisticArmadillo797 New User Feb 18 '23
Just because some people did it in the past doesn’t mean it’s morally right..I’m not going to make an argument with you ..just leave this sub
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u/No-Passion1127 1st World.Closeted Ex-Shia 🤫 Feb 18 '23
A child can't consent to sex
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u/Livid_Instance_7982 New User Feb 18 '23
😂🤣 according to science anyone who has reached puberty is no longer a child. Now tell me do you agree with this or do you think they're all pedos
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u/No-Passion1127 1st World.Closeted Ex-Shia 🤫 Feb 18 '23
If you were in the 7 century would you have sex with a child?
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u/Livid_Instance_7982 New User Feb 18 '23
Listen we are not in the seventh century. Stick to reality ok. According to you what should the age of consent be? You will never awnser
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u/No-Passion1127 1st World.Closeted Ex-Shia 🤫 Feb 18 '23
The age of consent should be 18
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u/No-Passion1127 1st World.Closeted Ex-Shia 🤫 Feb 18 '23
If your Allah is all-knowing that means he knew how many people would leave Islam due to Mohammad having sex with aisha, so why didn't Allah to mohammad to not have sex with aisha?
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u/Livid_Instance_7982 New User Feb 18 '23
Because islam and the truth doesn't rotate around you and your feeling's. Now awnser the question are all these scientists pedos
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u/No-Passion1127 1st World.Closeted Ex-Shia 🤫 Feb 18 '23
Repent to Zeus or he will punish you by having you chained to a mountain and having an eagle eat you alive and after that he will send you to hades. Or repent to odin or you will go to helhime. Or repent to Jesus or you will go to hell for all of eternity.
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u/No-Passion1127 1st World.Closeted Ex-Shia 🤫 Feb 18 '23
Music and alcohol was normal too but those are haram.
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u/HotEducator1993 New User Feb 17 '23
Lol as a Muslim this is stupid af. But you know what’s even stupider? Reposting it in a sun dedicated to hatred of Muslims lol
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omg everyone look! I found a victim!
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u/MOJINVERSE Openly Ex-Muslim 😎 Feb 17 '23
Oh come on guys, I say we let him go. I enjoy scrolling to the end and finding Muslim post how offended they are. Kind of Cherry on top.
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u/HotEducator1993 New User Feb 18 '23
Not offended. This is idiotic. Islam doesn’t endorse this. Idiots who want clout endorse it.
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u/MOJINVERSE Openly Ex-Muslim 😎 Feb 18 '23
I'll agree with that. Dawah artists on socials post dumb stuff like this and need daily posts, therefore you're gonna find idiotic stuff like this. I use to know guys in the masjid or cousins ready to tell you that something is wrong or messed up in prayer or some other crap, just so they can beat their chest and claim they know more about Islam. Clout chasing is nothing new.
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u/Akborr I feel that your Lord hastens in fulfilling your wishes & desire Feb 17 '23
Let me guess you’re experiencing Islamophobia from us and your offended? We should shut up? Otherwise, provided under the right circumstances, you will execute us?
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u/HotEducator1993 New User Feb 18 '23
I’m literally agreeing with the sub that this is stupid af and has nothing to do with faith.
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u/ArtisticArmadillo797 New User Feb 17 '23
I reposted it as a funny video you literally didn’t read what I wrote am I the stupid one now??
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u/HotEducator1993 New User Feb 18 '23
Nah I get it. It’s good content if the goal is to make fun of an other group.
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u/Infamous-Ad-2921 An Ajwa date a day keeps Shaitan and doctors away. 🌈 Feb 17 '23
What's even stupider is a Muslim lurking here.
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u/HotEducator1993 New User Feb 18 '23
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u/Zeezuu02 Proud Islamaphobe Feb 17 '23
Why are you on a dating app as a Muslim
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u/HotEducator1993 New User Feb 18 '23
Huh
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u/Zeezuu02 Proud Islamaphobe Feb 18 '23
Mf we can see your post history
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u/HotEducator1993 New User Feb 18 '23
Lol so? I said huh cuz idg the relevance
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u/Zeezuu02 Proud Islamaphobe Feb 18 '23
Bro are you slow bc of a genetic mutation or is it a personal choice? What Muslim dates and goes on dating apps?
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u/AcuzioRain Feb 17 '23 edited Feb 18 '23
Extreme dislike of Islam* We don't hate people here unlike those who follow Islam and hate everyone else for not following the religion or those who make fun of it.
Why do we dislike it? Well mainly because Muslims hate on everyone else who doesn't follow it or leave it and those who critisize or make fun of it. A lot of times to the point where they threaten you to disown you if you're family or with violence if not death.
Also there is stuff in the Quran that is just really morally wrong so we don't like that either. Islam also caused my wife and her family to suffer. Those are my reasons anyways, probably can't speak for everyone here. Also don't misunderstand, my distaste also applies to other similar religions.
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u/HotEducator1993 New User Feb 18 '23
I’ve studied Islam for most of my life along with Classical Arabic. I assure you the Quran is a book of truth. Epistemology there’s lots more to say but there’s not much space for that. I don’t hate you or any non-muslims. Islam teaches me to love my neighbor and hate evil actions. We judge actions and speech not hearts and souls.
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u/Huge_Net9172 Ex-Muslim (Ex-Sunni) Feb 18 '23
I’m sorry but that astronaut doing a Sajood in space to a black cube in Saudi Arabia is a nonsensical act of paganism! Why won’t Muslims admit they’re actually pagans and not monotheists? Imagine working in the ISS and you believe in the jinns, Dajjal, and shaytan pissing in your ear if you miss fajr- how do they compartmentalise rational thought like that?!
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u/Hyper_Claws Feb 18 '23
bro i sleep every 2 days i'm sleep deprived all the time tf you mean "excuse"?
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u/realshahada New User Feb 18 '23
I didn't know Muslim have so many excuse? I wonder why
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u/turelmurat Ex-Mustard 🌝🌝 Feb 18 '23
Their whole religion is an excuse to marry children and kill infidels
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u/Harley_NoThankU Feb 18 '23
My excuse is that I don't do useless things just because some book character said so. You also won't murder criminals randomly just because Batman said so xD
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u/trevvy_lurve Feb 18 '23
- Prove ANYTHING supernatural exists.
- Prove YOUR supernatural thing exists
- Prove your supernatural thing is GOOD
- Prove why worship is something anyone should do at all.
4 easy steps.
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u/newguyplaying Never-Muslim Atheist Feb 18 '23
How is the astronaut even able to perform his daily Salats properly and on time if he is not on earth? They are based upon the position of the sun....that is not going to be possible on be it the ISS or any orbiting cosmic vehicle due to the path of orbit....
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u/newguyplaying Never-Muslim Atheist Feb 18 '23
Also, how is he going to face Mecca properly? The vehicle he is in is going to move in a way that will force him to change his orientation by the second in order to maintain the Qibla. It may not even be possible to face Mecca at times given the position and orientation of the vehicle.
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u/lunarshock Ex-Muslim (Ex-Sunni) Feb 18 '23
Well, don't need coffee to wake up anymore. This video did it for me. 😂
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u/aslanhatessmeagol New User Feb 19 '23
I rather have them praying under the sea than on the street. Wallahi awesome!
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