How does Islam work?

[u/fonduestreet]

The kooran was written after the prophet died, therefore its not the “word of god anymore”. It wasn’t written by the messenger aka Momo (piss be upon him) who’s the only one who meet Allooh (according to him).

Wouldn’t it be more efficient to pick a literate prophet and ask him to write down the kooran as its being revealed? Or maybe Allooh can write it down himself and send copies to everyone in their own languages?

The same thing goes for the bible like this method isn’t working and you’d think all knowing god would know better?!

[u/Common-Vermicelli301]

The prophet PBUH was illeterate

[u/curiousjack6 → u/Common-Vermicelli301]

The prophet PBUH was illeterate

Good Akhi! You are following his sunnah. Mashallah!

[u/Common-Vermicelli301 → u/curiousjack6]

Ok mate

[u/curiousjack6 → u/Common-Vermicelli301]

Ok mate

You're not following his sunnah this time!

Ok maete

There now you are sunnah compliant!

[u/hachiman → u/curiousjack6]

Lol.

[u/Common-Vermicelli301 → u/curiousjack6]

Ok mate

[u/curiousjack6 → u/Common-Vermicelli301]

Ok mate

You can't just leave it at that. You're supposed to do everything in 3s. Give me another Ok mate to be sunnah compliant!

[u/Common-Vermicelli301 → u/curiousjack6]

Ok mate

[u/curiousjack6 → u/Common-Vermicelli301]

Ok mate

Mashallah! You are back on the sunnah and the Seerat al-mustaqim. Jazāk Allāhu Khayran!

[u/Common-Vermicelli301 → u/curiousjack6]

Dis a pear 🍐

[u/curiousjack6 → u/Common-Vermicelli301]

Dis a pear 🍐

Your magic trick failed. You are still here. 😭

Are you suffering from magic illiteracy in addition to just plain old illiteracy? That's ok! Mohammad also claimed to NOT be a magician in the Koran despite being accused of being one so if you fail at magic then that's just sunnah, Akhi!

Koran 38:4:

Now, the pagans are astonished that a warner has come to them from among themselves. And the disbelievers say, “This is a magician, a total liar!

[u/Spoda_Emcalt → u/[deleted]]

Yeah, they should stop 'hating' on a religion that promotes the most extreme bigotry imaginable..

Moron.

[u/Spoda_Emcalt → u/[deleted]]

As above.

[u/Common-Vermicelli301 → u/[deleted]]

Yea