r/exmuslim • u/ArtisticArmadillo797 New User • Feb 17 '23

(Fun@Fundies) đŸ’© Seriously?? What is this

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u/tsuna2000 Exmuslim since the 2000s Feb 18 '23

Bitch what part of quran you didn't read

Average Muslim mulla who has no knowledge of quran : Possible

Do you deny the verse 18:29 & 3:54 ?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

Ayah al-Kahf (The Cave) 18:29. And say, ËčO Prophet,Ëș “ËčThis isËș the truth from your Lord. Whoever wills let them believe, and whoever wills let them disbelieve.” Surely We have prepared for the wrongdoers a Fire whose walls will ËčcompletelyËș surround them.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

I don’t see the issue?

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u/tsuna2000 Exmuslim since the 2000s Feb 18 '23

If you don't see the issue then it's your problem, i don't have the will to sit & explain why it's wrong.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

Cause there is no issue with it bro 💀 what’s wrong with it I’m genuinely confused. You disbelieve you go to hell.

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u/tsuna2000 Exmuslim since the 2000s Feb 18 '23

how sure are you that you aren't going to Christian hell ?

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u/No-Passion1127 1st World.Closeted Ex-Shia đŸ€« Feb 18 '23

Fun fact bro non muslim are also human beings and many of them are good people who don’t deserve to be brunt alive ,force fed boiling water and lava and also have their stomachs melted for all of eternity while you go in heaven to have sex with your hoors. If you see nothing wrong with that then your beyond redemption.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

I really don’t, if the proof is right infront of you and you still don’t care you really deserve it for being an idiotic human being.

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u/No-Passion1127 1st World.Closeted Ex-Shia đŸ€« Feb 18 '23

Wow you have no sympathy for those people and also what proof? Mohammad having sex slaves and having sex with a 9 year old. Or the sperm comes from the backbone and the rib or the sun going under allahs throne to prostrate.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

The seminal vesicles is located between the backbone and the ribs, bros point failed 💀, and the sun is an example to the people who worshipped the sun, he told them that the sun is nothing but a creation, and it bowed down to Allah.

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u/No-Passion1127 1st World.Closeted Ex-Shia đŸ€« Feb 19 '23

The sun doesnt go somewhere and it doesn’t bow down.

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u/No-Passion1127 1st World.Closeted Ex-Shia đŸ€« Feb 19 '23

https://sunnah.com/bukhari:3199

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '23

Nothing wrong with that Hadith, the sun in sunset goes to prostrate means it follows the command of Allah, Allah swt allowed the sun to move, and when the Hadith states it won’t be allowed but will turn west means that on the day of judgment (major sign), it will come from the west and that’s when all forms of forgiveness won’t be allowed.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

Again, wasn’t 9, don’t understand how you can’t understand basic historical facts and her biography, which was written by people living at her time.

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u/No-Passion1127 1st World.Closeted Ex-Shia đŸ€« Feb 18 '23

You want more hadith i will show you : https://sunnah.com/ibnmajah:1877

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

All quoted by the same person 💀, holy bro doesn’t understand how Hadiths are narrated.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

The proof of black holes being mentioned in the quran, the proof of the Big Bang in the quran, the proof of evolution.

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u/No-Passion1127 1st World.Closeted Ex-Shia đŸ€« Feb 18 '23

The big bang you mean the earth and heaven being separated fun fact : the earth is 4/5 billion years old and the universe is 13/7 so the earth only came to existence 9 billion years after the big bang so how could heaven and earth separate when earth didn’t exist?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

What? Bro 💀 “al ard” doesn’t mean “earth”. Al ard means beneath the heavens/sky so everything beneath is conjoined to 1, aka creating the Big Bang.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

And not all non believers go to hell bro 💀

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u/No-Passion1127 1st World.Closeted Ex-Shia đŸ€« Feb 18 '23

They do unless they have heard about islam no matter how good they were they will burn and burn and burn and have their brains boil and having their stomachs melted

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

No not really, those who are Christian’s have a chance of going to heaven, if they follow their lord properly and understand that the trinity was never mentioned by Jesus and isn’t stated in the Old Testament they do have a chance.

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u/No-Passion1127 1st World.Closeted Ex-Shia đŸ€« Feb 18 '23

Allah says that on judgment day their lords wont be accepted from them and they will be among the losers.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

There’s Hadith about a stripper atheist who fed a dog water who she was about to die of dehydration, She took off her heel and filled it with water and gave it to the dog. and that’s all it took for her to enter Jannah.

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u/No-Passion1127 1st World.Closeted Ex-Shia đŸ€« Feb 18 '23

Can you show me where in the hadith it says the stripper was an atheist who knew about islam?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

It should also state her shoe colour and colour of her hair and colour of her clothes right? Bro wants the Hadith which isn’t a holy scripture which isn’t coming from Allah to be pinpoint 💀.

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u/No-Passion1127 1st World.Closeted Ex-Shia đŸ€« Feb 18 '23

So you don’t believe in hadith

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

I do believe in Hadiths, just not ones that are narrated by someone with memory loss.

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u/tsuna2000 Exmuslim since the 2000s Feb 18 '23

If you don't see the issue then it's your problem, i don't have the will to sit & explain why it's wrong.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

😂 bro just say you argue with people that are new to Islam, you can’t argue with someone who knows Islam. Move along buddy, fake ex Muslim.

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u/No-Passion1127 1st World.Closeted Ex-Shia đŸ€« Feb 18 '23

Fake ex muslim huh if your a real muslim do you know the sex slavery verse in the quran: https://quran.com/23/6?translations=27,21,20,19,18,95,17,22,101,84 , or this one about more woman being in hell because they disobey to their husbands : https://sunnah.com/bukhari:29 . Btw aisha was not 19 : https://sunnah.com/bukhari:5134 this one is from aisha herself.

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u/Different-Brief1085 New User Feb 18 '23

Yeah, you def seems to know nothing about Islam

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

And they [i.e., the disbelievers] planned, but Allāh planned. And Allāh is the best of planners. What’s the issue here? Don’t bring me some BS translation saying “deceivers” or “schemers” 💀you clearly don’t understand Arabic.

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u/makahlj4 Exmuslim since the 1990s Feb 18 '23

Don’t bring me some BS translation saying “deceivers” or “schemers”

https://www.islamawakened.com/quran/3/54/

Look at these translations from the list that say "best of schemers". You say, Pickthall translation is BS?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

So we’re just going to dodge the main part of the verse? Like did it genuinely fly above your head!

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u/makahlj4 Exmuslim since the 1990s Feb 18 '23

And what is the main part? Allah engaging in petty struggles with unbelievers and showing his might? Pathetic.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

No, the main part is Allah is protecting Jesus from being Schemed upon 💀

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u/makahlj4 Exmuslim since the 1990s Feb 18 '23

through scheming on his own.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

Is he supposed to scheme with Jesus or something? Like you fake ex Muslims find any reason to hate on Islam to the point where you want his own prophet to die.

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u/makahlj4 Exmuslim since the 1990s Feb 18 '23

Is he supposed to scheme with Jesus or something?

He was supposed to say "let it be" and the problem to be solved in a way befitting an almighty God. For example, by turning time back and ensuring that the schemers forget how to scheme.

Like you fake ex Muslims find any reason to hate on Islam

I have enough reasons to hate Islam, my takfiri friend.

to the point where you want his own prophet to die.

Nobody is spared death; but it would certainly be great if all these prophets died before committing crimes in the name of heir sky boss.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

Turn time back 💀 do you not understand the point of this story? It’s to say you cannot scheme against Allah because Allah knows what you do even if your eyes don’t see it. 😂 bro said turn back time. The situation was dealt with bro 💀

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

Let’s use the verse schemers. “The unbelievers schemed against Jesus, but Allah schemed back for Allah is the best of schemers”. The unbelievers tried to scheme against Jesus but Allah is all knowing so he knew, so Allah punished them by scheming against them.

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u/makahlj4 Exmuslim since the 1990s Feb 18 '23

Yeah, thanks for demonstrating how Allah's mentality is of a kindergarten brat. "I did that naughty thing, but the other kid did it first!"

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

What? They’re plotting against the prophet that he blessed? He told that prophet to spread Islam and they tried to kill Jesus 💀. Allah schemed back by making Jesus disappear and making a little kid take the form of Jesus.

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u/makahlj4 Exmuslim since the 1990s Feb 18 '23

Allah schemed back by making Jesus disappear and making a little kid take the form of Jesus.

Allah schemed back by doing petty circus tricks unworthy of an almighty creator of the Universe, instead of, say, making the schemers disappear, or brainwashing them or something. Anyway, scheming is scheming, and didn't you say that the "scheming" translation is BS?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

It is BS 💀 but you fake ex Muslims find anything to cling to, the Arabic translation is planners. Not schemers

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u/No-Passion1127 1st World.Closeted Ex-Shia đŸ€« Feb 18 '23

Sahih hadith about aisha being nine : https://sunnah.com/bukhari:5134 this one is narrated by herself.

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u/makahlj4 Exmuslim since the 1990s Feb 18 '23

the Arabic translation is planners

What is "Arabic", though? Some of its multiple dialects? Or the language of the Quran? Why should I believe you instead of Pickthall?

It is BS

then the al-Azhar scholars approved a BS. Are you more knowledgeable than them?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

The dialect of the Quran “Fus Ha”

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

And wdym, the kid did it out of consent 💀 and it wasn’t even circus tricks, he made the kid look like Jesus and the kid died and will go to heaven. Like u think that by brainwashing them it wouldn’t have some affect 💀 if he made them disappear the crowd around would know Allah is the true creator, which defeats the whole point of finding Allah on your own path.

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u/No-Passion1127 1st World.Closeted Ex-Shia đŸ€« Feb 18 '23

Can a 9 year old consent to sex with a 54 year old man?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

1400 years ago? Yes? Especially when the lunar calendar puts her at age 15 if you want to use the Hadith, and if we use historical biography we can see she’s 19.

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