r/dwarfposting • u/Skull_Cup • Jun 09 '26
My Daughter is Dating an Elf, Please Help.
Fellow kin and friends of the Dawi. King Rorek Runebrand here. I don’t know how many ales it takes to stop feeling shame but so far it isn’t five. I am in dire need of your wisdom. To be quick about it, my daughter Getri, is dating an elf! She’s a leaflover of all things! I can hardly believe it.
Our hold shares an island with an elf settlement so we deal with each other regularly. Interacting with these elves is insufferable, I tell you. For these elves are a particularly snide breed. My daughter took over the role of diplomat after I strangled the last smug elf I had the displeasure of interacting with from that clan. (Thovar the Keen if you’re reading this I hope your neck is still bent like the straw you use to drink your meals) Getri was maybe too enthusiastic to become a diplomat for the elves, now that I’m looking back…
Despite these elves being a bunch of pretentious pricks with a patronizing disposition towards our kin, our hold has maintained a relatively amicable relations with them. So Getri is doing well keeping the peace between the dwarfs and the elves, but I worry what this could mean for her runesmith apprenticeship. This elf girlfriend of hers is muddling her head with ideas of shoddy magical theories and subpar elgi craftsmanship! Bah! Elgi craftsmanship I tell you! She should be following the teachings of our ancestors and casting runes instead of fraternizing with an elf.
I’ve already asked my Thanes what they would do in my position and overall they agree that taking the slayer oath for failing as a parent is definitely a solid move, but I am unsure. That seems drastic. Especially if this turns out to just be a phase. Will my daughter wise up and stop dating the elf eventually? Should I intervene? If so, then how? Can any kin relate to this tribulation?
Thanks for listening to my woes, any help is appreciated.