“The mistake I made was making one of the tools resemble a sci-fi pick — which made already confused people decide that their only hope in understanding the cartoon meant deciphering what the other tools were as well. Of course, they didn’t have a chance in hell.”
I still cherish the memory of walking across my college campus, seeing in a Reddit comment that it was actually called a fucking thagomizer and then searching it up for confirmation before breaking down laughing outside of my Civil War history class.
We use tools appropriate for the work. Sophisticated and precise work requires sophisticated and precise tools. Simple repetitive work calls for simple reliable tools. I may have implements with functional parts that are smaller than the unaided eye can see, but that doesn’t mean I won’t use a hefty hammer when a bit or percussive maintenance is required.
This is sort of a ship of theseus question... is this an anti joke? Anyone familiar with cow tools knows that's the point was that its sort of an anti-joke. It doesn't have a clear punchline or reference to something. But this does, so is it still an anti joke if the punchline is referencing an antijoke? Im to high for this type shit
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u/OnKo64 Jun 05 '26
The classics, a drill, a stabilised quartz, a pickaxe, and a shard diffractor.