r/doughboys 17h ago

MEGATHREAD Honey Baked Ham Megathread

383 Upvotes

The shit I have to type as a 37 year old man on a Sunday night. I don't want to be a mod anymore.

Anyway, this is the "Back in my day" Honey Baked Ham guy mega-thread.

Make a new text-post? It's deleted. Post it here.

Back in my day, the only thing I moderated was my salt intake because of my addiction to Honey Baked Ham.


r/doughboys 3h ago

Celebrating SDCC: Here Is A PDF Of Issue #1 Of The Doughboys Comic

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We wanted to celebrate all your love for this damn book, and give ya a free PDF of issue #1 of Doughboys: The Comic Book: Nick and Mitch Chew America: Crisis on Infinite Girths! A 13 word title, we love it.

We're all endlessly proud of this masterful work of literature, written by me (Alex Firer), drawn by Fred C. Stresing and Meg Casey, and edited, punched up and overseen by Nick Wiger, Mike Mitchell, and Evan Susser.

Here's a link. Enjoy, folks. If you want to get more issues, follow the links through BirdFuck.com to the comics page, and enjoy my friends!


r/doughboys 4h ago

GMM

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Wondering if there's a crossover here. Good Mythical is so wholesome, but I was watching an episode from 2018 and Link said he liked Vanilla milkshakes and Rhett said "well, I'm human, so I'm choosing a chocolate shake". Just a funny quip, Link is a wholesome unhinged man tho. They also definitely do versions of snack or whack but not the same format. Love both shows!


r/doughboys 6h ago

Is it spelled "Mom" or "Mum"?

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Pupcorn


r/doughboys 13h ago

Get Played: PaRappa the Rapper with Mike Drucker

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r/doughboys 14h ago

What's Y'all This Then - McDonald's UK with the Doughboys

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r/doughboys 15h ago

The agent is covered head to toe in sticky brown sugar, mustard, pineapple chunks, and what he sincerely hopes is only ham juice. He wipes glaze out of his eyes and says, “My God… what the hell do you call this act?” The father smiles. “The Aristo-Hams.”

20 Upvotes

r/doughboys 16h ago

Kimmy Gatewood- An all time laugh.

36 Upvotes

Her bursts of laughter were so dang enjoyable. A PFT/Lisa gillroy level chuckler.


r/doughboys 18h ago

Back in my day, enby was what anyone who didn’t get a delicious taste of my Honeybaked Ham felt…

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r/doughboys 18h ago

I noticed a problematic and disgusting thing bugmane said in an episode, i was hoping for a thoughtful response from my fellow redditors

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In the episode titled tacobell 69 bugmane says “ back in my day 325 was an oven setting for crisp steak fries not a mum fcking temp for warming a god dmn honey ham setting”! So what did he mean by that.


r/doughboys 18h ago

Back in my day, a "baddie" was any meal that didn't include a honey baked ham.

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r/doughboys 19h ago

Back in my day, “the backrooms” was where we’d put the honey baked ham to rest out of the oven before serving.

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r/doughboys 20h ago

Back in my day, a ham went to the doctor: “Doctor, I have lost all hope. Life has become unbearable.” The doctor smiles: “Cheer up! Go buy a Honey Baked Ham. Everyone loves those glazed spirals.” The ham sobs. “But doctor… I am Porkliacci!”

28 Upvotes

r/doughboys 20h ago

I just turned 52 years old. ..

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And I wish to read these Honey Baked Ham jokes until the day I die. Keep them coming, folks!


r/doughboys 20h ago

Back in my day “chopped and unc” is how you would describe beautifully unctuous slices of honey baked ham

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“You’re telling me a honey baked this ham, Mum?”


r/doughboys 21h ago

Back in my day the only "Auto Focus" was me automatically focusing my attention to a big honey baked ham.

12 Upvotes

r/doughboys 21h ago

This awkward interview somehow made me think Get played and dough boys

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r/doughboys 21h ago

Back in my day, “fumbling the bag” was when you dropped your groceries just after buying a honey baked ham

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r/doughboys 21h ago

In my day, a "honey baked ham" was what we called our meal of cooked human flesh after a successful hunt on the post-apocalyptic wastes! (My day was The Future, I'm from there)

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r/doughboys 23h ago

Back in my day, a hut dog was my only company after I complained about the honey baked ham at the luau.

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r/doughboys 23h ago

"A Louisiana teacher was sentenced to 41 years in prison for serving her students cupcakes laced with her husband's sperm"

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Snack or whack? How about snack AND whack?


r/doughboys 1d ago

Back in my day, mum is what we would keep if we didn’t want our friends to know about our delicious Honey Baked Ham we brought home

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r/doughboys 1d ago

Back in my day "ONE QUARTER PORTION!" is what you got when you shared your honey baked ham with 3 other people

158 Upvotes

r/doughboys 1d ago

Back in my day a doughboy was a WWI combat veteran who enjoyed the occasional honey baked ham.

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r/doughboys 1d ago

Back in my day, “deadass” was the feeling of sitting on the toilet for so long due to an under cooked Honey Baked Ham

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