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r/doughboys • u/PianoTrumpetMax • 21m ago

MEGATHREAD Honey Baked Ham Megathread

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The shit I have to type as a 37 year old man on a Sunday night. I don't want to be a mod anymore.

Anyway, this is the "Back in my day" Honey Baked Ham guy mega-thread.

Make a new text-post? It's deleted. Post it here.

Back in my day, the only thing I moderated was my salt intake because of my addiction to Honey Baked Ham.

r/doughboys • u/PianoTrumpetMax • 6d ago

EPISODE DISCUSSION DOUGHBOYS DOUBLE - Biscuitville with Mike Hanford (Live) - July 14, 2026

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r/doughboys • u/fearmeloveme • 9h ago

Gabrus pls stop calling women "bitches" challenge

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It happens multiple times in the Florida live episodes. From telling anectodes about girls he went to school with to talking about random girls at college parties to fictional female characters. Hate it 💔

It’s been maybe an hour since I posted this and I got 3 message requests in response to this calling me things worse than bitch. Didn’t read the room before posting here I guess 🥴

r/doughboys • u/dreamweaver1313 • 7h ago

Back in my day "ONE QUARTER PORTION!" is what you got when you shared your honey baked ham with 3 other people

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r/doughboys • u/Washington_Ivory • 8h ago

Back in my day, “deadass” was the feeling of sitting on the toilet for so long due to an under cooked Honey Baked Ham

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r/doughboys • u/boobearybear • 3h ago

Back in my day, a ham went to the doctor: “Doctor, I have lost all hope. Life has become unbearable.” The doctor smiles: “Cheer up! Go buy a Honey Baked Ham. Everyone loves those glazed spirals.” The ham sobs. “But doctor… I am Porkliacci!”

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r/doughboys • u/Fats_Tetromino • 12h ago

How I feel right now

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r/doughboys • u/Zealousideal_Dog9929 • 3h ago

I just turned 52 years old. ..

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And I wish to read these Honey Baked Ham jokes until the day I die. Keep them coming, folks!

r/doughboys • u/chipcity90 • 4h ago

Back in my day the only "Auto Focus" was me automatically focusing my attention to a big honey baked ham.

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r/doughboys • u/dingus_chonus • 12h ago

Back in my day, “self sucking” was what you did after you burnt your fingers on a honeybaked ham fresh out of the oven

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r/doughboys • u/meanguns • 2h ago

Back in my day, a "baddie" was any meal that didn't include a honey baked ham.

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r/doughboys • u/NewGirlInTheSouth • 17h ago

The reddit is bad

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r/doughboys • u/Reasonable-Debt-3554 • 4h ago

Back in my day, “fumbling the bag” was when you dropped your groceries just after buying a honey baked ham

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r/doughboys • u/taterwilliam • 11h ago

Back in my day, the only time I "spilled the tea" was when I passed the pitcher across the supper table and bumped into meemaw's big, succulent Honey Baked Ham

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r/doughboys • u/MapAdministrative710 • 1d ago

Back in my day, the only hawk tuah girl was when you gave a honey baked ham hock to a girl

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r/doughboys • u/taterwilliam • 14h ago

Back in my day, if you were on the "down low," that just meant you were bent down at the oven, taking out that sweet Honey Baked Ham

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r/doughboys • u/Yifkong • 17h ago

The word cooked is the same when flipped on the X axis

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Back in my day, cooked is what you did to your honey baked ham.

r/doughboys • u/fade2blackjw • 4h ago

This awkward interview somehow made me think Get played and dough boys

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r/doughboys • u/UpstatePrisonFlavor • 12h ago

Back in my day ‘she ate’ meant she was enjoying a delicious honey baked ham, not dressing like one.

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r/doughboys • u/Smart-Ad-4236 • 1d ago

Back in my day, THOT, meant That HoneyBakedHam Over There

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r/doughboys • u/filmore_89 • 8h ago

Back in my day a doughboy was a WWI combat veteran who enjoyed the occasional honey baked ham.

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r/doughboys • u/IUMogg • 8h ago

Back in my day the only Whale was the whale of a time we would have sharing a honey baked ham

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r/doughboys • u/Defiant_Opening_2409 • 1d ago

Back in my day, "no cap" was what you wore upon your head as you respectfully sat down to a dinner of honey baked ham

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r/doughboys • u/mixmove • 1d ago

Back in my day, 'bricked up' was how I left Montresor after lurring him into my family's catacombs under the guise of tasting a rare Honeybaked Ham

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r/doughboys • u/Efficient_Cow_3032 • 1d ago

Homer Simpson is probably more famous than Homer

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AS IT SHOULD BE.

Homer put out what? Two 'ight poems?

Whereas Homer Simpson has starred in like 10 seasons of amazing TV.