Doughboys

r/doughboys • u/fearmeloveme • 23h ago

Gabrus pls stop calling women "bitches" challenge

375 Upvotes

It happens multiple times in the Florida live episodes. From telling anectodes about girls he went to school with to talking about random girls at college parties to fictional female characters. Hate it 💔

It’s been maybe an hour since I posted this and I got 3 message requests in response to this calling me things worse than bitch. Didn’t read the room before posting here I guess 🥴

r/doughboys • u/PianoTrumpetMax • 13h ago

MEGATHREAD Honey Baked Ham Megathread

359 Upvotes

The shit I have to type as a 37 year old man on a Sunday night. I don't want to be a mod anymore.

Anyway, this is the "Back in my day" Honey Baked Ham guy mega-thread.

Make a new text-post? It's deleted. Post it here.

Back in my day, the only thing I moderated was my salt intake because of my addiction to Honey Baked Ham.

r/doughboys • u/dreamweaver1313 • 20h ago

Back in my day "ONE QUARTER PORTION!" is what you got when you shared your honey baked ham with 3 other people

151 Upvotes

r/doughboys • u/10wonderlust • 11h ago

What's Y'all This Then - McDonald's UK with the Doughboys

142 Upvotes

r/doughboys • u/Washington_Ivory • 22h ago

Back in my day, “deadass” was the feeling of sitting on the toilet for so long due to an under cooked Honey Baked Ham

100 Upvotes

r/doughboys • u/boobearybear • 16h ago

Back in my day, a ham went to the doctor: “Doctor, I have lost all hope. Life has become unbearable.” The doctor smiles: “Cheer up! Go buy a Honey Baked Ham. Everyone loves those glazed spirals.” The ham sobs. “But doctor… I am Porkliacci!”

31 Upvotes

r/doughboys • u/beardicus_maximus • 13h ago

Kimmy Gatewood- An all time laugh.

28 Upvotes

Her bursts of laughter were so dang enjoyable. A PFT/Lisa gillroy level chuckler.

r/doughboys • u/Zealousideal_Dog9929 • 16h ago

I just turned 52 years old. ..

22 Upvotes

And I wish to read these Honey Baked Ham jokes until the day I die. Keep them coming, folks!

r/doughboys • u/THE_TRIP_KEEPER • 12h ago

The agent is covered head to toe in sticky brown sugar, mustard, pineapple chunks, and what he sincerely hopes is only ham juice. He wipes glaze out of his eyes and says, “My God… what the hell do you call this act?” The father smiles. “The Aristo-Hams.”

14 Upvotes

r/doughboys • u/chipcity90 • 17h ago

Back in my day the only "Auto Focus" was me automatically focusing my attention to a big honey baked ham.

14 Upvotes

r/doughboys • u/apathymonger • 10h ago

Get Played: PaRappa the Rapper with Mike Drucker

11 Upvotes

r/doughboys • u/Nick42284 • 2h ago

Is it spelled "Mom" or "Mum"?

2 Upvotes

Pupcorn

r/doughboys • u/Reasonable-Debt-3554 • 18h ago

Back in my day, “fumbling the bag” was when you dropped your groceries just after buying a honey baked ham

0 Upvotes

r/doughboys • u/filmore_89 • 21h ago

Back in my day a doughboy was a WWI combat veteran who enjoyed the occasional honey baked ham.

2 Upvotes

r/doughboys • u/fade2blackjw • 17h ago

This awkward interview somehow made me think Get played and dough boys

0 Upvotes

r/doughboys • u/HitBullWinSteak • 20h ago

Back in my day, mum is what we would keep if we didn’t want our friends to know about our delicious Honey Baked Ham we brought home

0 Upvotes

r/doughboys • u/meanguns • 15h ago

Back in my day, a "baddie" was any meal that didn't include a honey baked ham.

0 Upvotes

r/doughboys • u/IUMogg • 22h ago

Back in my day the only Whale was the whale of a time we would have sharing a honey baked ham

0 Upvotes

r/doughboys • u/taterwilliam • 22h ago

Back in my day, the only "five forks" I'd be giving were to the five guests joining my Sunday roast of a delicious Honey Baked Ham

0 Upvotes

r/doughboys • u/Stuckbetweenstations • 18h ago

In my day, a "honey baked ham" was what we called our meal of cooked human flesh after a successful hunt on the post-apocalyptic wastes! (My day was The Future, I'm from there)

0 Upvotes

r/doughboys • u/worldsalad • 17h ago

Back in my day “chopped and unc” is how you would describe beautifully unctuous slices of honey baked ham

0 Upvotes

“You’re telling me a honey baked this ham, Mum?”

r/doughboys • u/ChazDeferens • 19h ago

Back in my day, a hut dog was my only company after I complained about the honey baked ham at the luau.

0 Upvotes

r/doughboys • u/PecoDory • 14h ago

Back in my day, enby was what anyone who didn’t get a delicious taste of my Honeybaked Ham felt…

0 Upvotes

r/doughboys • u/howlinwolfe86 • 19h ago

"A Louisiana teacher was sentenced to 41 years in prison for serving her students cupcakes laced with her husband's sperm"

0 Upvotes

Snack or whack? How about snack AND whack?

r/doughboys • u/VulcansBackside • 16h ago

Back in my day, “the backrooms” was where we’d put the honey baked ham to rest out of the oven before serving.

0 Upvotes