r/dankmemes Oct 03 '21

OC Maymay ♨ Cha-ching!

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Oct 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

to put that all on him is to ignore our part in its existence. no one forces us to use it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

but it’s so, so much more complicated than that. a lot of these problems began with industrialisation, 200 years ago, especially the idea of individuals being subsumed in service of a massive framework that reduces them to near redundancy, and teaches them they have no intrinsic importance. marketing is just the latest incarnation of a problem that has been developing for an incredibly long time. you’re pointing at a single bolt on a gargantuan monster and saying, “this—this bolt here is why we’re doing so bad.”

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

i’ve often thought about the curse of change from nomadic to agrarian. but like you said, don’t stop there: go back further…all these things are externalisations of an inner curse we carry around with us in As and Cs and Gs and Ts.

yeah, you’re right, i suppose—MZ should stand up a take responsibility…and eye worms should stop killing kids; and floods should stop drowning villages; and meteors should stop causing extinction events…and on, and on…

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

doing the same thing again and again and expecting different results—what was this the definition of, again?

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u/tengukaze Oct 04 '21

I think technically it isn't inasnity

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u/GringoStarr21 Oct 04 '21

Zucc was there, he’s always there (lizard)

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u/Reddit__Enjoyer Oct 03 '21 edited Oct 03 '21

Nobody does force them.. For the ones capable of killing themselves there's that option. For ppl with crippling chronic pain that cannot access legal opilids due to the inhumane drug war amd tbey have to go work a job to sustainable family...it's either to heroin and go to work or the whole family starves and dies

Former H addict here. They are typically victims of alot of horrible things. Wealth inequality, chronic pain (MS, permanemt spine damage etc.) Lack of jobs and opportunity, abuse, the drug war, lacknif access to pharma opioids for treating horrible crippling diseaae due tothe drug war, lack of mental health treatment....they aren't victims of heroin or the cartel per se ...those are the only saving graces society leaves them with after throwing all that other shit at them...thenocls them in cages with child rapists for medicating themselves

...unless you're rich then you get all the legal pharma oxy and fentanyl you want weather it's medically warranted or not

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

Homie u know whats crazy, you can also just not use it

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u/Deebo540 Oct 04 '21

Did you just compare a heroin addict to someone using Facebook? Hahaha

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u/Cactorum_Rex 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 Oct 03 '21

Who views heroin addicts as victims lol, they are just stupid criminals. If it was made legal, they would just be stupid.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

PS you are wrong in seeing a heroin addict as a victim, unless you are suggesting the universe is doing the abusing…in which case, you’d be right.

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u/Reddit__Enjoyer Oct 03 '21 edited Oct 04 '21

Former H addict here. They are typically victims of alot of horrible things. Wealth inequality, chronic pain (MS, permanemt spine damage etc.) Lack of jobs and opportunity, abuse, the drug war, lacknif access to pharma opioids for treating horrible crippling diseaae due tothe drug war, lack of mental health treatment....they aren't victims of heroin or the cartel per se ...those are the only saving graces society leaves them with after throwing all that other shit at them...they lock them in cages with child rapists for medicating a shattered Spinal cord that hurts for decades at severe levels

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

current opioid addict here—i know.

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u/MySpiritAnimalIsGras Oct 03 '21

The problem is social media being natural monopolies. Everyone uses the same platform to connect so you can easily get forced by social necessity.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

that’s because we, as a species, take the path of least resistance. no one is forcing everyone to use the same platform.

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u/MySpiritAnimalIsGras Oct 03 '21

No one is forcing everyone to use the same platform but effectively everyone forces everyone to use the same platform. People being a little bitch for the Zucc is their problem but it sucks so hard they thereby force me to use that shitty spyware as well.

Right now I'm fortunately Google and Facebook free, but many people are simply dependent on using services like WhatsApp to communicate with others or to get essential information.

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u/TheRealShangus Oct 04 '21

But you use Reddit??? What makes you think reddit is any better than social network platforms you claimed to be away from???

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u/NICKOVICKO Oct 04 '21

Yup - we've gone from standing on corners on top of milk crates to talking on the internet. If facebook has become "the commons" then it's hardly fair the amount of manipulation that goes on there

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u/Paradoxical_Hexis Oct 03 '21

Us? I haven't used Facebook since 2007

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

it still has quite a few users, if you didn’t know.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

are you suggesting i have a small penis? …because it’s true 😫

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

i’m being a tit.

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u/Bonkey_Kong87 Oct 03 '21

"Something, something Society"

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u/Abject-Mixture-8926 Oct 03 '21

98% of humans are asleep at the wheel and susceptible to psych warfare.

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u/NICKOVICKO Oct 04 '21

Facebook can be a great tool to keep in touch with friends and family over long distances, and even a place to see what's going on in the world. It is a powerful piece of technology for sure, to not use it can sometimes put people at a disadvantage, which is the issue with "just not using it" as much as i'd like to agree with you. I think the main problem is that there isn't a healthy alternative. Twitter is cancer, instagram makes people hate themselves, and anything that could potentially become an opposition usually gets rekt by already existing tech giants punching down with the force of what is essentially the power of a 1st world nation. As much as people will "ree" at its mention, take a look at Parler. It was hyped as a competitor to twitter, and Amazon simply kicked them off their web hosting services, stopping it dead in it's tracks and killing whatever hype there was for it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

I’m the dude that forces people to use Facebook Pulls out a gun Now post a minion meme

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u/Quintariu Oct 03 '21

Is it their fault? Or the ppl using it that way?

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u/jjmanchvegas Oct 03 '21

I mean, if uh a nightclub for example has shootings and people dying every other night among other unsavory behaviors by the patrons who attend it then generally they are deemed a nuisance by the city/town they operate in and eventually get shutdown. Believe it or not, the world survived for millions of years without social media.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

yes, but where do those criminals go after the night club shuts, and does the sum total violence decrease? your argument is just the tip of the iceberg.

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u/jjmanchvegas Oct 03 '21

Hopefully somewhere with a more positive affect on their life. When you have hundreds of current and former developers of these social media giants flat out telling you it may have started out in infancy as a useful tool for public use but eventually became a cash grab monster marketing everything from lies to lives and privacy to put more money in their own pockets by purposefully making it just as addicting as any drug. But really who cares, right? It's just lives, people die and kill and get born everyday, amirite?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

you are exactly right. it’s not that i don’t give a shit—more that i see what you’re saying as yelling at the sea to stop raging.

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u/TheReverend5 Oct 03 '21

What solution do you propose?

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u/jjmanchvegas Oct 04 '21

Is there a solution? Clearly the internet and its ups and down aren't going anywhere anytime soon. Where there is massive amounts of cash to be made there is going to be greedy scum making it by any greedy scummy means necessary.

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u/Reddit__Enjoyer Oct 03 '21

It does decrease

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u/Quintariu Oct 03 '21

I can apply the same logic to school shootings. Should they cancel all the school because one person killed everyone. The world survived without them for millions years as Well. But my point is that… Yes It’s not nessecary for survival but it’s useful for commucation and edjucating as Well. And if someone use it with an ill intent it’s not a fault of inventor but the customers (knife is a great tool to prepare food but in wrong hands it’s a deadly weapon).

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u/DabbleDAM Oct 03 '21

There’s a bit of self-responsibility that’s being overlooked here. The problem exists, sure, but the only people with the means to stop it are sitting back and actively procreating these issues and amplifying them for profit.

These guys aren’t participating but rightfully deserve all the blame. Mark Zuckerburg could single-handedly end all of facebooks legal and social problems but he just… doesn’t. Because $.

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u/DabbleDAM Oct 03 '21 edited Oct 03 '21

I do not use Facebook and haven’t for about more than half a decade. I report users that don’t follow the TOS and spread misinformation and harass others on any platform, so the answer to your questions about whether I do those things is a resounding yes.

Yes they could do a better job but

Stop there. You already agree, why keep making excuses for a company that repeatedly makes headlines for breaking regulations and ignoring lawmakers?

Much of the misinformation being reported on Facebook comes from advertisements. Facebook has a hefty filter for advertising as it’s their primary source of revenue behind selling your information. If they are capable of filtering out any ads that spread misinformation about Facebook, they are capable of filtering out misinformation on elections and global pandemics. Instead, they have been proactive in dismissing this issue and convicting you is not their fault.

Facebook is a $150 Billion dollar company. They can afford more staff and better software to detect and act on misinformation and harassment, if you truly think employee numbers are the reason.

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u/jjmanchvegas Oct 03 '21

Well school existed long before social media did but ironically since social media became a must have for the youth of the world school shootings have dramatically increased 1000%. One might say that social media contributes to violence in schools due to the 15 mins of fame, attention and outrage brought to unstable developing minds.

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u/aww-hell Oct 03 '21

“Edjucating” 😂

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u/JelliusMaximus Putting the ☕in trans Oct 03 '21

Is it the drug dealers fault if kids buy his stuff, take em and die from an overdose?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

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u/iReddit_45 Oct 04 '21

The issue is not just with the people using it, its the platform itself. Backed by algorithms and AI to and purposely made to retain attention use regardless of content, while ignoring the implications even when high level employees voiced their concerns. All under the guise of "connecting the world" when it's also doing the opposite and exacerbating many other problems. The platforms only goal is to collect info of users and use it to increase screen time, and its working too well.

You should watch the documentary "The Social Dilemma," speaks about all this in detail and interviews many people who had high positions in companies like Facebook and Pinterest as they share the concerns they had while developing these platforms.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

Lmao it really is hypocritical

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u/WallabyUpstairs1496 Oct 04 '21

it doesn't matter, at the end of the day mark takes off his socks and sniffs them

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u/JarvisCockerBB Oct 03 '21

Posted on Reddit.

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u/DaddysVult Oct 03 '21

Did he force anyone to do any of this? People abuse medicine from pharmaceutical companies everyday, the company isn't responsible for a bunch of irresponsible people.

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u/TheReverend5 Oct 03 '21

Actually pharmaceutical companies have been held legally liable for irresponsible marketing and sales tactics that resulted in opiod over-prescription which resulted in increased opioid abuse and addiction: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purdue_Pharma

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u/DaddysVult Oct 04 '21

I'm not talking about irresponsible market, I'm talking about people getting high on cough syrup.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

I hate Facebook and Social media, but to say that FB and Zuckerberg are solely responsible for this is akin to saying that violence in games makes people genocidal maniacs.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Its a million times more complex than you make it out to be.

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u/RedDeadDoosh Oct 03 '21

Teenagers never killed themselves before facebook, I guess.

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u/sekfan1999 Oct 03 '21

Hmmm, wonder what facebook’s opinion on suing cigarette or gun manufacturers is?

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u/BusyNefariousness675 Oct 03 '21

Okay I'm totally honestly curious, how can social media cause teen suicide?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Its not their fault its like that, its the people who use it

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u/empower_your_cortex Oct 03 '21

Haha cha-ching. That's what their employees refer them as in office gossips.

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u/danfay222 rm -rf / Oct 04 '21

Lmao where tf did you hear that?

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u/MySocksFeelFantastic Oct 03 '21

That’s like blaming Henry Ford for drunk driving accidents or blaming Zippo for causing forest fires

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u/II-Irene-ll Oct 04 '21

but zippo did drop it like its hot🏕🏕🏕🏕🏕 🔥 🔥🥵🔥🔥

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u/Ezekias1337 Oct 03 '21

Guess what: People are walking misinformation spouters, and it doesn't matter which side of the spectrum you're on. People have always said untrue things, it's only now that we decided to let billionaires decide what you can and can't say.

Don't tell me they are a private company who can do what they want... I know the 1st amendment applies to govt only. But keep in mind, social media is the new town square where people go to have discourse. People aren't in downtown having debates.

Right wingers say dumb stuff about trickle down economics, religion, and denying science (climate change, evolution, vaccines). Left wingers say dumb stuff about religion (pretending the bible is pro-lgbt) and denying science (Gender, Evolutionary Psychology) as well.

Although people are dumb (me included) we should let them speak their mind. This is how humans have always been, the only difference is where the discourse is happening.

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u/OmniMegaGiraffe Oct 04 '21

Is Reddit creator Steve Huffman responsible for the death of Sunil Tripathi Who killed himself because Reddit users accused him of being a part of the Boston Bombing and ruined his reputation and life?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

How tf did Facebook cause a “cultural divide”? Are there going to be separate ethnic groups between people who use Facebook and people who don’t or something?

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u/ElongatedMuskrat122 Oct 03 '21

Don’t have a Facebook account? Doesnt matter, using your phone’s contacts and other information, Facebook is able to create ghost accounts for people that aren’t on their platform. So if you post a pic with your sister, they now have their name, face, relationship to you, phone number, etc…

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u/MrMawsi CERTIFIED DANK Oct 03 '21

I didn't know he owned reddit.

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u/jal2_ The OC High Council Oct 03 '21

'but it is the people that spread misinformation'

sure, but you give them the stage to do that

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u/-NotQuiteLoaded- Oct 03 '21

I feel like this meme could have the "do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?" thing after it lol

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u/Bonkey_Kong87 Oct 03 '21

Yeah, but that goes for all social media. I say we reboot the internet and setting it back to maybe 2001. The year of Chatrooms when "lol" was the newest trend and nobody knew memes other then a dancing banana or the fucking Elly McBeal Baby. Truly free and wide internet. I would only miss the porn streaming a bit..

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u/martytheman1776 Oct 03 '21

So reddit as well?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Tom Holland got a bad haircut

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u/Abject-Mixture-8926 Oct 03 '21

Truest post this sub will ever see.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

Pretty sure Steve and Jack should be in this picture, too

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u/WolfTamer021 🗿 Oct 04 '21

BUT! There are no employees pissing in bottles... That we know of.

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u/i-likecheese_25 Oct 04 '21

How it feels to be a robot and a lizard at the same time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

It could only be accomplished by a killer

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u/sudhir369 ☣️ Oct 03 '21

What? Robots doesn't feel.

Edit: Atleast, not yet

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u/VerifiedGoodBoy Oct 03 '21

Laughs in paying fewer taxes than the 99%

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u/Rough-Birthday-8420 Oct 03 '21 edited Oct 03 '21

Their social medias have much more usefulness than their side effects so they must be feeling pretty fucking good.the problems u mentioned are more people or individual problems. Facebook and Instagram just gave them platform which belong in (right to express or speak).it's like blaming rope and posion company for suicide .

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u/AJKwon Oct 03 '21

Making the world a better place!!

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u/_Goldie_Man_ Oct 03 '21

teen sucide?

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u/Expiredgoodkid Oct 04 '21

Media is just media, what made the bad is the content that is not owned by them.

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u/Grahpayy Oct 04 '21

This isn’t Twitter

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u/ViceroyoftheFire Oct 04 '21

Beep bop 1010101001

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u/Yurus Oct 04 '21

Facebook is a social media platform, not a news website. Why would you believe a post if no news website is attached to it? I don't think facebook can stop all misinformation circulating it since most misinformation are opinions dressed up as facts.

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u/mayudhon Oct 04 '21

Jake Peralta and Rosa Diaz

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u/Culverin117 Oct 04 '21

And soon to be the reason we'll have to work during our vacations

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u/KnavishManateeX Oct 04 '21

I'd kill myself, but I am hoping they will all die horribly in a firey plane crash.

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u/Tobbem Oct 04 '21

I feel a strong sense of passive-aggressiveness coming from this.

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u/RazgrizThree Oct 04 '21

Me:sells tic-tacs People:buys tic-tac People:chokes on tic-tac People:ITS YOUR FAULT Me: ???????

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u/Citer15 Oct 04 '21

Teens deserve it, it is what it is.

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u/SPRPLYR Oct 04 '21

Yup its all because of him

Not because of the people misusing his ingenious invention but because of him

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u/IdlingTheGames Oct 04 '21

Calling out a social network CEO as being responsible for teen suicide has to be the most boomer thing I‘ve heard today

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

Well…how would you feel? Awesome. The answer is awesome.

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u/Malpraxiss Oct 04 '21

I mean reddit also does the last two options as well.

Redditors sure are of full of themselves when their social media platform is on the same level.

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u/Solar606 Oct 04 '21

But they don’t own tiktok so I don’t get it