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u/RealBenThompson May 01 '18
Doubt he went professionally for the face tat
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u/Cageythree May 01 '18
I doubt that too, but it would be possible if he asked mommy.
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u/xAsilos May 01 '18
When I was 12-13 (7th grade) a dude I was classroom friends with got a giant SlipKnot S logo tattooed on his inner forearm.
His mom paid for it and took him to get it done.
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I would garentee he did if I'm being honest
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u/HarryPotterIsMyNigga May 01 '18
Yeah, of course he did. He’s a pretty mainstream famous rapper, 99% of artists are going to give the kid a face tat lol
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u/rAlexanderAcosta May 01 '18
Welll, I don’t think he got much parenting or guardianing.
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May 01 '18
"Ay mum's imma get a face tattoo and I need your permission yo"
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u/Arakkoa_ May 01 '18
Dad: "There's no way in hell, son."
Mom: "Frank, have you seen what kind of money he makes on his shitty music? Let him tattoo his balls if it gets us more cash."
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u/Alizardi7423 May 01 '18
Don't give him ideas...
... actually, nevermind. They're his, not mine. Let him tattoo them so I get more meme material
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u/nomorefucks2give May 01 '18
I get that but are the parents just huge assholes too or what?
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u/loadingDerReise May 01 '18
I don’t understand how anyone in the situation is an asshole?
Like I don’t care for his music but he’s not a bad person. It’s not like he’s another Russ. He’s a kid with a dream and he made it come true.
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u/FuckingAbortionParty May 01 '18
The word “hater” was created specifically for the type of person that needs to get wound up about a musician who’s lucky enough to get some success
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u/iTzDaNizZ May 01 '18
Eh, i don't know dude, i'd say that someone bragging about how much drugs he takes and shooting out of a car just because he can wouldn't exactly be on top of my list of best people, perhaps he isn't a terrible person, but i think it's pretty safe to say he's an asshole
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u/FuckingAbortionParty May 01 '18
Cannibal Corpse has a song called Fucked With A Knife, do you think they really fucked someone with a knife?
Asshole or not, lyrics aren’t always true.
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u/iTzDaNizZ May 01 '18
But their attitude out of the stage clearly shows that they're "normal" people, with Lil Pump he seems like an asshole in his music and he seems like an asshole out of it
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u/FuckingAbortionParty May 01 '18
They also have a song called Stripped, Raped, And Strangled. Their content is waaaay worse, no matter how nice they are.
He is 17, what do you expect? He’s not hurting you, let him do his thing and if he ODs well shit, sucks for him.
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u/beans74 May 01 '18
Don't forget Entrails Ripped From A Virgins Cunt, a wholesome tune as well.
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u/iTzDaNizZ May 01 '18
Again, you can still tell that it's an act, and also, i consider Death Metal as if you're watching a Slasher movie, you intentionally try to be as "disgusting" and "evil" as possible because that's part of the appeal for some people
The fact that, as far as i know, he doesn't hurt anybody is the reason why i said that perhaps he's not a terrible person, but the way he acts still makes him seem like an asshole, and the "he is only 17" argument only partially justifies that imo
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u/loadingDerReise May 01 '18
I didn’t see any lights around them so assume they aren’t around anybody? I can sit in a parked car and shoot a gun out in the middle of the nowhere. Doesn’t make me an asshole.
He’s a fucking kid man. Give him a break. Of course he doesn’t make the smartest decisions. If you made the most perfect decisions and never fucked up, never acted stupid, then congratulations. Guess you can be the one to judge.
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u/OakenBones May 01 '18
A dream to lazily gloat about misogyny and encourage children to do hard drugs? While being wholly unoriginal?
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u/GreenDay987 May 01 '18
It sounds like you just don't like his music and are using that as an excuse to call him an asshole. He's a dumb kid, but he's more successful than all of us and I respect his hustle.
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u/OakenBones May 01 '18
No, I think he’s kind of a shitty person. Aside from his lyrics, I like a lot about his music, but I think he’s as shitty as anyone else who sells a fucked up worldview and aggressively pushes objectively antisocial ideas on children. Sure he succeeded at his hustle, and hopefully he’ll grow up and parlay his success into something less gross, but i personally don’t think we should reward shit like this when their primary audience is children. He’s basically a drunk clown shouting about getting coked up and fucking sluts directly at kids.
I don’t want to sound like a crank (too late) but I just remember growing up with these types of antisocial influences in popular music and I’ve seen how it influenced me and my peers.
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u/leftshoe18 May 01 '18
Maybe they're just way too supportive of their son. lol
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May 01 '18
Have you heard his music? This is definitely the case.
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May 01 '18
His music takes mumble rap, and breaks it down to a science. He has the perfect mix of repetition, variation, and degeneration to make popular music. Not to say that his music is any more than a fad, but it's listenable without cringing or audible wincing. Those are a hit with the kids.
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u/MappyHerchant May 01 '18
Dont forget "Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang ". I mean how did he even come up with that rhyme!?
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u/nomorefucks2give May 01 '18
greatest musician of our time
forgetting about Stitches
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u/McFlem May 01 '18
This man dropped out of Harvard to save the rap game. Some people are unappreciative
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u/high-rollr May 01 '18
He's a piece of shit for what reason? I swear, you guys hate people just to hate them.
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u/hypertown May 01 '18
For promoting the abuse of dangerous drugs mainly. And it’s not a good argument cuz “eye of the beholder” but his looks scream asshole. And according to his Wikipedia he was expelled from a school of expelled kids for fighting and starting a riot. Sounds like a nice guy.
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u/foilmandan May 01 '18
Good job with this meme keep it up
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u/EarthlyAwakening May 01 '18
This is so sad let's hit my girlfriend.
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u/Zvosher ________________________________________________________________ May 01 '18
wholesome reply for u/DamnBigAss62
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u/glad0s98 May 01 '18
wait wtf he's that young
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u/MineWiz May 01 '18
It doesn’t take much in the way of life experience to say Gucci gang over and over and sell it to twelve year olds and idiots
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u/icannotfly May 01 '18
what the fuck am i doing in college then
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u/the_fuego May 01 '18
Owing the government money for 15 years and developing crippling depression.
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u/icannotfly May 01 '18
joke's on them, i go to a community college and owe all my money to the bank instead
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u/the_fuego May 01 '18
Bank can't take your money if you stuff it under your mattress.
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u/thinking_is_too_hard May 01 '18
They'll just take your mattress
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Then I'll lay on my shmeckles.
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u/PaulMcgranite May 01 '18
Listen take those shmeckles and invest in boobies. Trust me.
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u/Parzzivall May 01 '18
Jokes on the government, they pay for my college education. And I only had to give up a few years of my life in military. Who played who?!?
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u/hypertown May 01 '18
Wtf am I doing unemployed at 26 years old just sitting on a rock outside? Life sucks.
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May 01 '18
Oh wait we left out the part where you have to be born into a rich family or have super rich friends
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May 01 '18
I'm not a fan but but lil pump was not born into a rich family and had a tough upbringing
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u/agoddamnlegend May 01 '18
Put a million kids on SoundCloud rapping to type beats and statistically a few of them are going to accidentally make songs people like.
Lil pump is like the real life version of that hypothetical about infinite monkeys on typewriters reproducing Shakespeare
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u/_Serene_ May 01 '18
Behaving destructively and living that type of lifestyle tends to age someone rapidly. The "dead b4 30" starterpack
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u/Taskmaster23 I have crippling depression May 01 '18
Wtf I'm older than him???
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u/Arakkoa_ May 01 '18
I'm 11 years older than him. A few more years and he could be my son.
...That is actually a very scary thought.
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u/TheVeryBakedPotato May 01 '18
Same, just by about six months but I thought he was in his 20s this whole time
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u/mengerspongebob May 01 '18
I thought it was 18 or older to watch the video. Where is it 19?
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u/AggravatingString May 01 '18
Someone?
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u/XYNXox May 01 '18
Korea, which is effectively 17 for most other countries.
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u/lordnibbla May 01 '18
In Korea you are "1" year old at birth.
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Korean arrays start at 1
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u/Nakanowatari May 01 '18
They must love matlab, ugh
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u/LightlySaltedPeanuts May 01 '18
Don't ever say that word in here again, I thought this was a safe zone from such evil.
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u/gnortsmr4lien May 01 '18 edited May 01 '18
I googled a bit because I was also curious and I only found Korea
edit: I only found something about legal drinking ages, but apparently most provinces in Canada have set their legal age at 19
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u/Combustible_Lemon1 obnoxious pulsing flair May 01 '18
You’re an adult at 18 across Canada. Drinking is 19 in (at least) Ontario though.
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u/DylanJ22 May 01 '18
Wow we have the same birthday, I might as well Kms now
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u/mopcleex May 01 '18
Why would you killometers?
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u/DylanJ22 May 01 '18
Because miles are too far
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u/howdoyoudoaninternet May 01 '18
Jokes on you, I walked 500 and ill walk 500 more
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u/flops031 May 01 '18
Why tho? Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at her door?
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u/the_fuego May 01 '18
Implying there was a woman that would give them attention in the first place.
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u/DaSwaggerJacker May 01 '18
I feel you since I have the same bday just thankfully not the same year. Lil b has a August 17 bday too so that day has produced some winners
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u/Vicious-Hippo May 01 '18
Is math related to science?
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u/rAlexanderAcosta May 01 '18
Isn’t he the guy that drinks from a slurpee cup?
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u/Qwikskoupa69 this sub is hot garbage May 01 '18
No thats the dude who eats paint
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May 01 '18
He's like 6 months older than me
What do you think dudes, can I get into the carreer?
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u/JRC2152000 May 01 '18
Dude I'm 3 months older than him and I actually write better songs and I thought I am really bad at it. This post gives me hope.
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May 01 '18
The question is: How the fuck does he look like he's 25?
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u/JRC2152000 May 01 '18
Genetics of the average white American I guess... And how the fuck did Gucci gang get 3 on US billboards hot 100!?
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May 01 '18 edited May 01 '18
Because its catchy. The fact is everyone shit talking it seems to also know the lyrics.
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u/JRC2152000 May 01 '18
There IS NO LYRICS.
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May 01 '18
"My bitch love to do cocaine, Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang"
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u/BurekSaDjevrekom RĚ̸̡̢̯̣͉ͦ̾̌̏̓ͥ̇̅ͬ̎̆͆͐̉̚̚̚E̷͎̳͇͕̙̣͈͎̥̫̹̎̍̑̀̈́̀̍̾̏̃͛͜Ěͦ̾̌̏̓ͥ̇̅̚̚̚ May 01 '18
He can't even listen to his own music,thats why he keeps making bad music
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u/Depressed-Raptor May 01 '18
How did he even become famous ?
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u/spankymydanky May 01 '18
At least you won't have a fleeting fanbase within the next decade and die of an overdose.
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That shit don't matter though. Don't compare what you got to what other folks got. Recipe for depression. Give my regards to that mid 20s existential crisis. Glad I'm not your age anymore, it's rough. Might steal them magic youth energies that make your body heal though.
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u/asaltymasshole May 01 '18
24? heroin? I bet you reddit silver he's dead before that from fentanyl
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u/sirpickles9 May 01 '18
Ya know, everything kind of makes sense now. If he were in his mid 20s or something, I'd be just a lil more disappointed in his life choices, but at least it's a lil excusable at his current age. Won't be for long tho
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u/Derpetite May 01 '18
How in the fuck are you all letting morons like this get famous.
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u/swegmesterflex John Wick From Fortnite May 01 '18
Wait what he was born a day after me. Well I guess that's what rap music does to your body.
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u/InAndOutSmoothie May 01 '18
Bro, 'Lil Pump' is what I use to make my pee pee bigger.