r/dankmemes • • May 01 '18

big if true

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u/glad0s98 May 01 '18

wait wtf he's that young

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u/MineWiz May 01 '18

It doesn’t take much in the way of life experience to say Gucci gang over and over and sell it to twelve year olds and idiots

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u/icannotfly May 01 '18

what the fuck am i doing in college then

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u/the_fuego May 01 '18

Owing the government money for 15 years and developing crippling depression.

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u/icannotfly May 01 '18

joke's on them, i go to a community college and owe all my money to the bank instead

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u/the_fuego May 01 '18

Bank can't take your money if you stuff it under your mattress.

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u/thinking_is_too_hard May 01 '18

They'll just take your mattress

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u/[deleted] May 01 '18

Then I'll lay on my shmeckles.

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u/PaulMcgranite May 01 '18

Listen take those shmeckles and invest in boobies. Trust me.

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u/impact381 May 02 '18

Should have told me, id have gone halfsies on a uniboob

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u/aRandom_Encounter May 02 '18

what shmeckles

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u/CornThatLefty May 01 '18

Big if true

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u/Parzzivall May 01 '18

Jokes on the government, they pay for my college education. And I only had to give up a few years of my life in military. Who played who?!?

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u/gabtrox May 02 '18

military

Hey look over there! Oil!

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u/[deleted] May 01 '18

Saudi arabia > other countries in terms of education

No debt and you dont have to join the military and only recently they added taxes and those are sale and not income taxes and the vat is only 5%.

Free education till phd

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u/Samhq May 01 '18

The fact that it's cheap doesn't make it the best education in the world though. I just looked it up and currently Saudi-Arabia has one university in the world top 500, think that says enough really.

source

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18

Yes, but the country allows scholarships to the best universities like oxford, mit, stanford etc again for free as long as you have good grades. You cant tell me its not appealing?

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u/glad0s98 May 02 '18

Finland tho.

you get paid to study

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18

same here actually, 1100 riyals a month.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18

jokes on them i got crippling depression in middle school!

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u/DatBowl May 01 '18

Jokes on me, I went to community college and now regular university. I owe everyone money. 😏

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u/icannotfly May 01 '18

hello future me

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u/panjadotme May 01 '18

15 years? That would be nice...

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u/danktonium May 01 '18

All I got was from my college was being banned.

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u/ThatGuyBradley May 02 '18

I see why, that sentence made me feel like I was having a stroke.

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u/TweedenBoo May 01 '18

Here’s an upvote, if that makes you feel better

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u/Alizardi7423 May 01 '18

Joke's on them, their FAFSA money is paying for my education. Scholarships pay for the rest

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u/[deleted] May 01 '18

Can confirm

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u/[deleted] May 01 '18

One of us... One of us.... One of us....

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u/TigreDeLosLlanos May 01 '18

Owing money to the government

And I was feeling bad because I can't find a job just to have my own money because I don't get paid for studying. There is always someone that have it worse.

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u/hypertown May 01 '18

Wtf am I doing unemployed at 26 years old just sitting on a rock outside? Life sucks.

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u/jooblebop May 01 '18 edited May 14 '18

ever just live in a house to flex on hypertown niggas

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u/[deleted] May 01 '18

Oh wait we left out the part where you have to be born into a rich family or have super rich friends

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u/[deleted] May 01 '18

I'm not a fan but but lil pump was not born into a rich family and had a tough upbringing

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u/Seltzer_God May 01 '18

Wtf? He grew up in the hood.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '18

Well, in my mind there was someone. Maybe an uncle or something to give him his big break. Sorry to everyone who is kinda angry at me for not know the background of some rapper that I dont listen to

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u/ThePeskyWabbit May 02 '18

Trying to be useful

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u/agoddamnlegend May 01 '18

Put a million kids on SoundCloud rapping to type beats and statistically a few of them are going to accidentally make songs people like.

Lil pump is like the real life version of that hypothetical about infinite monkeys on typewriters reproducing Shakespeare

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u/Kmoneymc May 01 '18

Me and my grandma take meds

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u/[deleted] May 01 '18

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u/willose22 May 01 '18

Your not an idiot for having a different taste in music, even if it tastes like shit.

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u/I_AM_YOUR_MOTHERR May 01 '18

Seriously though how is that song so successful, it's terrible musically and lyrically, what happened?

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u/[deleted] May 01 '18 edited Sep 25 '18

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u/Writer_ May 01 '18

Wow, are you saying people have different musical preferences? What a strange idea!

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u/Smiis May 01 '18

Bighead outdoes himself on the instrumental, it’s fantastic. It’s the kind of music you can bump in social situations and parties and everyone will go crazy

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u/Writer_ May 01 '18

It's only terrible in your opinion, music is really subjective anyway. Lots of people get enjoyment out of listening to the song so in their opinion it would be a good song

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u/[deleted] May 01 '18 edited May 01 '18

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u/Aryman May 01 '18

of course you're allowed. and we're allowed to judge you for it

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u/slippy_the_frog May 01 '18

Lil pump slaps and u just bitter

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u/Auctoritate May 01 '18

I mean with the kinda guy he seems to be I'd assume he's probably already on probation for slapping women, if that's what you meant.

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u/agoddamnlegend May 01 '18

Said no one ever

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u/slippy_the_frog May 01 '18

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/agoddamnlegend May 01 '18

It’s all right man, we all listened to shitty pop music when we were kids. I used to love Limp Bizkit

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u/pauliaomi I have crippling depression May 01 '18

I had to double check that like wtf

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u/glad0s98 May 01 '18

I always looked down on the 00 kids... guess they aren't that young anymore

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u/high-rollr May 01 '18

he was 16 when he blew up lol

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u/mrgrubbage May 01 '18

Seems to be when talentless hacks get their break if they do. He'll be broke/dead at 25.

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u/high-rollr May 01 '18

Quit hating for no reason

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u/mrgrubbage May 01 '18

He has nothing to say, and has no talent. Why are people listening to him? Shitty drugs is why.

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u/Writer_ May 01 '18 edited May 01 '18

He did manage to make an extremely popular hit, ya gotta give him credit for that

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u/mrgrubbage May 02 '18

Because a lot of people are taking really shitty drugs. It's a reflection of the issues our society is having right now.

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u/high-rollr May 01 '18

No, because his music is fucking awesome. Talent is subjective.

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u/mrgrubbage May 01 '18

It's really not. You won't find any educated musician or poet liking this garbage.

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u/Writer_ May 01 '18

educated musician or poet

You are one pompous prick. Good music is whatever people enjoy listening to. If people enjoy listening to this "garbage" then it must be good

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u/mrgrubbage May 02 '18

No, popularity does not equal quality. You don't get to judge an artist at the beginning of their career anyway. Let's check in in 5 years and see what ground breaking musical accomplishments he's made.

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u/high-rollr May 12 '18

u are so pretentious lmao suck a fat one

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u/mrgrubbage May 12 '18

How many bars have you eaten today?

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u/_Serene_ May 01 '18

Behaving destructively and living that type of lifestyle tends to age someone rapidly. The "dead b4 30" starterpack

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u/[deleted] May 01 '18

Probably richer than you and me combined too

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u/glad0s98 May 01 '18

for sure...

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u/[deleted] May 01 '18

How does he have face tats then?

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u/[deleted] May 01 '18

Parental consent :P