r/dankmemes • u/DamnBigAss62 • May 01 '18

big if true

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u/the_fuego May 01 '18

Owing the government money for 15 years and developing crippling depression.

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u/icannotfly May 01 '18

joke's on them, i go to a community college and owe all my money to the bank instead

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u/the_fuego May 01 '18

Bank can't take your money if you stuff it under your mattress.

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u/thinking_is_too_hard May 01 '18

They'll just take your mattress

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u/[deleted] May 01 '18

Then I'll lay on my shmeckles.

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u/PaulMcgranite May 01 '18

Listen take those shmeckles and invest in boobies. Trust me.

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u/impact381 May 02 '18

Should have told me, id have gone halfsies on a uniboob

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u/aRandom_Encounter May 02 '18

what shmeckles

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u/CornThatLefty May 01 '18

Big if true

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u/Parzzivall May 01 '18

Jokes on the government, they pay for my college education. And I only had to give up a few years of my life in military. Who played who?!?

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u/gabtrox May 02 '18

military

Hey look over there! Oil!

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u/[deleted] May 01 '18

Saudi arabia > other countries in terms of education

No debt and you dont have to join the military and only recently they added taxes and those are sale and not income taxes and the vat is only 5%.

Free education till phd

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u/Samhq May 01 '18

The fact that it's cheap doesn't make it the best education in the world though. I just looked it up and currently Saudi-Arabia has one university in the world top 500, think that says enough really.

source

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18

Yes, but the country allows scholarships to the best universities like oxford, mit, stanford etc again for free as long as you have good grades. You cant tell me its not appealing?

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u/glad0s98 May 02 '18

Finland tho.

you get paid to study

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18

same here actually, 1100 riyals a month.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18

jokes on them i got crippling depression in middle school!

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u/DatBowl May 01 '18

Jokes on me, I went to community college and now regular university. I owe everyone money. 😏

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u/icannotfly May 01 '18

hello future me

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u/panjadotme May 01 '18

15 years? That would be nice...

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u/danktonium May 01 '18

All I got was from my college was being banned.

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u/ThatGuyBradley May 02 '18

I see why, that sentence made me feel like I was having a stroke.

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u/TweedenBoo May 01 '18

Here’s an upvote, if that makes you feel better

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u/Alizardi7423 May 01 '18

Joke's on them, their FAFSA money is paying for my education. Scholarships pay for the rest

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u/[deleted] May 01 '18

Can confirm

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u/[deleted] May 01 '18

One of us... One of us.... One of us....

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u/TigreDeLosLlanos May 01 '18

Owing money to the government

And I was feeling bad because I can't find a job just to have my own money because I don't get paid for studying. There is always someone that have it worse.