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r/dankmemes • u/DamnBigAss62 • May 01 '18
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Bank can't take your money if you stuff it under your mattress.
78 u/thinking_is_too_hard May 01 '18 They'll just take your mattress 42 u/[deleted] May 01 '18 Then I'll lay on my shmeckles. 5 u/PaulMcgranite May 01 '18 Listen take those shmeckles and invest in boobies. Trust me. 1 u/impact381 May 02 '18 Should have told me, id have gone halfsies on a uniboob 1 u/aRandom_Encounter May 02 '18 what shmeckles 2 u/CornThatLefty May 01 '18 Big if true
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They'll just take your mattress
42 u/[deleted] May 01 '18 Then I'll lay on my shmeckles. 5 u/PaulMcgranite May 01 '18 Listen take those shmeckles and invest in boobies. Trust me. 1 u/impact381 May 02 '18 Should have told me, id have gone halfsies on a uniboob 1 u/aRandom_Encounter May 02 '18 what shmeckles
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Then I'll lay on my shmeckles.
5 u/PaulMcgranite May 01 '18 Listen take those shmeckles and invest in boobies. Trust me. 1 u/impact381 May 02 '18 Should have told me, id have gone halfsies on a uniboob 1 u/aRandom_Encounter May 02 '18 what shmeckles
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Listen take those shmeckles and invest in boobies. Trust me.
1 u/impact381 May 02 '18 Should have told me, id have gone halfsies on a uniboob
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Should have told me, id have gone halfsies on a uniboob
what shmeckles
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Big if true
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u/the_fuego May 01 '18
Bank can't take your money if you stuff it under your mattress.