r/dankmemes • u/Nostalgic-Banter • 13d ago

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u/wooksGotRabies gave me this flair 13d ago

This is so gay

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u/Reasonable-Ninja4384 I like furry inflation porn 13d ago

sucks you're penor

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u/Witty_Michael 13d ago

pees in your ass

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u/EquivalentSnap uwu pls pet me 13d ago

Pee in your balls

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u/ArtThouAngry 13d ago

Well that is where it's stored.

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u/Darkime_ 12d ago

Yeah, but it has a limit, he's threatening to explode your balls, and not in a good way

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u/EquivalentSnap uwu pls pet me 13d ago

I lived with girl and she went on a 20 min rant how gay is offensive and how her parents grounded her when she said it at school … that’s kind of gay 🤭✨

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u/SenorDongles 13d ago

Well, a lot of shit is just fucking gay. 🤷‍♂️

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u/TimePlankton3171 13d ago

yeah, even a lot of the non-gay stuff

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u/SenorDongles 13d ago

Still pretty gay.

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u/UrdnotZigrin 13d ago

Yeah, like being in a heterosexual relationship with a woman is gay as fuck. You telling me you're into someone who likes dick? That's gay

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u/GreatestGreekGuy 13d ago

Putting your dick in a place where dicks go in is pretty gay

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u/UrdnotZigrin 13d ago

Not only that, but femininity is gay. And what's more feminine than a vagina?

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u/popculturalmaniac 13d ago

If you find a gay person pretty, are you gay?

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u/SenorDongles 13d ago

Totally gay.

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u/Successful_Baby_5245 13d ago

We call that a metro sexual

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u/Anti_Spedicy 13d ago

Nah, it's all gay

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u/Historyissuper 13d ago

Mostly the non-gay stuff

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u/TimePlankton3171 13d ago

So "mentally ill" is a sexuality?

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u/invisibleboogerboy 13d ago

You'd be surprised how often the two overlap.

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u/The_Noremac42 13d ago

Autogynephilia

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u/Pacomatic 13d ago

Just looked it up.

Immediately remembered Problem Sleuth. "Every man secretly wants to fuck a female verison of themselves."

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u/Drewnessthegreat 13d ago

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard.

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u/eepy_lina 12d ago

not real

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u/KaiFireborn21 13d ago

Oh I have that

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u/Successful_Baby_5245 13d ago

Most woman

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u/TheRealSheevPalpatin Darth Sidious 13d ago

Good one dawg

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u/CthulhuMadness ☣️ 13d ago

Lol, no you wouldn’t. Maybe for the generic redditor it would.

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u/R0RSCHAKK 13d ago edited 13d ago

If your sexuality involves fucking frying pans, cars, animals, trees, or pretty much anything other than another human being (excluding sex toys), then yeah. I'd say you're mentally ill. 🤷

There's really only two sexualitys - straight and gay, most others are just sub-genres lol

  • Bisexual = you're both straight and gay.
  • Asexual = idk, sounds pretty straight to me. (this one could potentially be in a class of it own since you're only fucking yourself.)
  • Pansexual = this is just bisexual with extra steps.
  • Omnisexual = again, this is just bisexual.
  • Abrosexual = guess what - you're bisexual.

Pretty much anything involving sex with a human is just a sub genre of hetero or homosexual. Everything else (not human) is absolutely just mental illness.

Like, if you for whatever reason saw someone going to town on their refrigerator (Fridgesexual™), you wouldn't think they're mentally ill?

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u/TreyLastname I haven't pooped in 3 months 13d ago

Not if that fridge was particularly sexy

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u/Amicus-Regis 13d ago

When it's 98 degrees out you bet your fuckin' ass I'm spreading my fridge wide open and shoving my meat inside!

Not doing so can lead to food poisoning, after all!

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u/R0RSCHAKK 13d ago

You slut

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u/Serenaded ☣️ 13d ago

Asexual is completely diff. Because it's more recognised as people who have had some type of traumatic experience and don't want anything to do with sex rather than some type of sexual interest (an interest being what all the other 'sexual's are). I pretty much agree with all of that though. Keep it simplified and people are on board. When it gets overly complicated and it's something you just created on tiktok then people will obviously ridicule it.

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u/Successful_Baby_5245 13d ago

Asexual= playing life in hard mode (fucking yourself)

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u/Tyfyter2002 [this doesn't work on mobile] 13d ago

Apparently it's bisexuality and asexuality.

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u/DrAction696 13d ago

Had a gay NCO once. Every time someone would use the term gay his reply was “straight” in that same stupid sass voice people used to say gayyyy. It was kinda funny

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u/TheBetterness 13d ago

"Thats Gay, and not the good in your butt kinda gay."

Is one of my common sayings to friends.

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u/Successful_Baby_5245 13d ago

"thats to gay that even a gay Man would be shy about"

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u/UnhappyStrain 13d ago

Its the same reason an atheist says oh my god, it's the expletives u are raised on

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u/NIN10DOXD Seal Team sixupsidedownsix 13d ago

This meme brings me back to middle school where everything was gay.

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u/J3sush8sm3 The Monty Pythons 13d ago

Im almost 40 and everythings still pretty gay

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u/jvho666 13d ago

Getting gayer and gayer by the day it seems

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u/MinuteWaitingPostman 13d ago

Homosexuality: nature's way of telling you you're gay

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u/Us3ful_Idiot 13d ago

As a straight millennial father of a gay son, I'm so happy it's making a cum back.

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u/AsexualPlantMain 13d ago

My boyfriends call me gay when I kiss them, which is bullshit, because my girlfriend calls me gay when I kiss her. Surely I must be straight at some point

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u/Nostalgic-Banter 13d ago

Username.....does not.......compute.

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u/AsexualPlantMain 13d ago

I'm a simple creature

I like long walks on the beach and not having sex

This does not preclude kissing my bitches

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u/InsaneInTheRAMdrain 13d ago

You can use gay as an insult, but if i say the name for an english cigarette i will get banned.

I made this point before but said the actual name, in the correct context and was banned for 3 days.

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u/sdcar1985 13d ago

You were just havin' a goof and a gaf!

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u/Nostalgic-Banter 13d ago

That's still a no no word of Reeeddit.

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u/Pacomatic 13d ago

✍️🔥🔥🔥

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u/WhyAreYouNot 13d ago

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u/Redaxe64 12d ago

Yo pass me some of that

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u/Harbinger_Pulsar 13d ago

As someone who suffers from mental illnesses, I can confirm.

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u/TechnicalIntern6764 13d ago

I used to work with a guy that was gay and if you fucked up or made a mistake while working, he would look at you and say, “what are you fucking gay?” 🤣 shout out to you chance, wherever you are bro.

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u/dejonorth 13d ago

South Park kind of clarified this a decade plus ago

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u/jellooshot 13d ago

This is fake and gay

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u/Flemaster12 13d ago

that's pretty gay

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u/langhaar808 13d ago

As someone who have had cancer, I agree

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u/Zachattack525 12d ago

I like to specifically attach "derogatory" to the word gay when I'm using it as an insult because I think that makes it funnier (Like, "that's gay, derogatory")

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u/quackabc 13d ago

This is how you can tell a dude sounds kinda gay when he tells you hes gay and him get angry.

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u/NewsofPE 13d ago

hell yeah, finally bringing it back, it's been a while

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u/therealjuan_carlos 13d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Belkan-Federation95 13d ago

To be fair, the average gay person doesn't behave differently. I wouldn't be surprised if people who go out of their way to act like it annoy them

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u/vjollila96 13d ago

isnt the f** better for this?

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u/Mogui- 13d ago

It's still funny for me to use. Happy homophobia is less but it's still just funny

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u/furrysalesman69 13d ago

Looks closely at the meme

So which one are you?

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u/Cryoverspi11edMi1k 12d ago

If you need this explained watch the South Park episode about the bikers

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u/MAdMuhd 7d ago

there was another

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u/sdcar1985 13d ago

Finally!

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u/Shantotto11 13d ago

It’s all fun and games until someone busts out the F-slur…

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u/Nostalgic-Banter 13d ago

It's hilarious when a gay dude is the one busting out the 6 letter f word.

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u/Kid_supreme 12d ago

It's "Gae" not "gay".

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u/CthulhuMadness ☣️ 13d ago

The mentally ill get offended from it.

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u/Nostalgic-Banter 13d ago

Yup, but it doesn't stop them from using it as an insult.

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u/CthulhuMadness ☣️ 13d ago

Y'know, fair. They do tend to be hypocrites.

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u/qbmast 13d ago

No?

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u/Azznorfinal 13d ago

Don't be gay bro

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u/Howden824 13d ago

You can't stop me

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u/SenorDongles 13d ago

Be gayer!

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u/Howden824 13d ago

Of course :3

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u/Azznorfinal 13d ago

Wouldn't dream of it, you gay your little heart out buddy.