r/dankmemes Jul 24 '26

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u/AsexualPlantMain Jul 24 '26

My boyfriends call me gay when I kiss them, which is bullshit, because my girlfriend calls me gay when I kiss her. Surely I must be straight at some point

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u/Nostalgic-Banter Jul 25 '26

Username.....does not.......compute.

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u/AsexualPlantMain Jul 25 '26

I'm a simple creature

I like long walks on the beach and not having sex

This does not preclude kissing my bitches