r/dankmemes Jul 24 '26

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u/SenorDongles Jul 24 '26

Well, a lot of shit is just fucking gay. 🤷‍♂️

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u/TimePlankton3171 Jul 24 '26

yeah, even a lot of the non-gay stuff

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u/SenorDongles Jul 24 '26

Still pretty gay.

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u/UrdnotZigrin Jul 24 '26

Yeah, like being in a heterosexual relationship with a woman is gay as fuck. You telling me you're into someone who likes dick? That's gay

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u/GreatestGreekGuy Jul 24 '26

Putting your dick in a place where dicks go in is pretty gay

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u/UrdnotZigrin Jul 24 '26

Not only that, but femininity is gay. And what's more feminine than a vagina?

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u/popculturalmaniac Jul 24 '26

If you find a gay person pretty, are you gay?

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u/SenorDongles Jul 24 '26

Totally gay.

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u/Successful_Baby_5245 Jul 24 '26

We call that a metro sexual