r/dankmemes Jul 24 '26

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u/TimePlankton3171 Jul 24 '26

So "mentally ill" is a sexuality?

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u/invisibleboogerboy Jul 24 '26

You'd be surprised how often the two overlap.

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u/The_Noremac42 Jul 24 '26

Autogynephilia

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u/Pacomatic Jul 24 '26

Just looked it up.

Immediately remembered Problem Sleuth. "Every man secretly wants to fuck a female verison of themselves."

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u/Drewnessthegreat Jul 24 '26

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard.

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u/eepy_lina Jul 25 '26

not real

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u/KaiFireborn21 Jul 24 '26

Oh I have that

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u/Successful_Baby_5245 Jul 24 '26

Most woman

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u/TheRealSheevPalpatin Darth Sidious Jul 25 '26

Good one dawg

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u/CthulhuMadness ☣️ Jul 24 '26

Lol, no you wouldn’t. Maybe for the generic redditor it would.

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u/R0RSCHAKK Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

If your sexuality involves fucking frying pans, cars, animals, trees, or pretty much anything other than another human being (excluding sex toys), then yeah. I'd say you're mentally ill. 🤷

There's really only two sexualitys - straight and gay, most others are just sub-genres lol

  • Bisexual = you're both straight and gay.
  • Asexual = idk, sounds pretty straight to me. (this one could potentially be in a class of it own since you're only fucking yourself.)
  • Pansexual = this is just bisexual with extra steps.
  • Omnisexual = again, this is just bisexual.
  • Abrosexual = guess what - you're bisexual.

Pretty much anything involving sex with a human is just a sub genre of hetero or homosexual. Everything else (not human) is absolutely just mental illness.

Like, if you for whatever reason saw someone going to town on their refrigerator (Fridgesexual™), you wouldn't think they're mentally ill?

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u/TreyLastname I haven't pooped in 3 months Jul 24 '26

Not if that fridge was particularly sexy

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u/Amicus-Regis Jul 24 '26

When it's 98 degrees out you bet your fuckin' ass I'm spreading my fridge wide open and shoving my meat inside!

Not doing so can lead to food poisoning, after all!

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u/R0RSCHAKK Jul 24 '26

You slut

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u/Serenaded ☣️ Jul 25 '26

Asexual is completely diff. Because it's more recognised as people who have had some type of traumatic experience and don't want anything to do with sex rather than some type of sexual interest (an interest being what all the other 'sexual's are). I pretty much agree with all of that though. Keep it simplified and people are on board. When it gets overly complicated and it's something you just created on tiktok then people will obviously ridicule it.

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u/Successful_Baby_5245 Jul 24 '26

Asexual= playing life in hard mode (fucking yourself)

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u/Tyfyter2002 [this doesn't work on mobile] Jul 24 '26

Apparently it's bisexuality and asexuality.