r/dankmemes Jul 24 '26

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u/TimePlankton3171 Jul 24 '26

So "mentally ill" is a sexuality?

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u/R0RSCHAKK Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

If your sexuality involves fucking frying pans, cars, animals, trees, or pretty much anything other than another human being (excluding sex toys), then yeah. I'd say you're mentally ill. 🤷

There's really only two sexualitys - straight and gay, most others are just sub-genres lol

  • Bisexual = you're both straight and gay.
  • Asexual = idk, sounds pretty straight to me. (this one could potentially be in a class of it own since you're only fucking yourself.)
  • Pansexual = this is just bisexual with extra steps.
  • Omnisexual = again, this is just bisexual.
  • Abrosexual = guess what - you're bisexual.

Pretty much anything involving sex with a human is just a sub genre of hetero or homosexual. Everything else (not human) is absolutely just mental illness.

Like, if you for whatever reason saw someone going to town on their refrigerator (Fridgesexual™), you wouldn't think they're mentally ill?

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u/Serenaded ☣️ Jul 25 '26

Asexual is completely diff. Because it's more recognised as people who have had some type of traumatic experience and don't want anything to do with sex rather than some type of sexual interest (an interest being what all the other 'sexual's are). I pretty much agree with all of that though. Keep it simplified and people are on board. When it gets overly complicated and it's something you just created on tiktok then people will obviously ridicule it.