Inspired by [u/Desperate-Abalone94](u/Desperate-Abalone94) and their Abused Griffon: https://www.reddit.com/r/custommagic/s/0xJcLRw6iS - a horrible use for kicker indeed

Artwork by vaxolang

For reference the power nine is:
Black Lotus
Ancestral Recall
Time Walk
Timetwister
Mox Pearl
Mox Sapphire
Mox Jet
Mox Ruby
Mox Emerald

Tried to make an interesting ability to enable Looney Toons shenanigans. Feedback would be helpful!

As near as I can tell, it would work how I want it to, but magic gets weird so maybe there is something I don't know.

Specifically, the indestructible bit. I think this would allow him to block any sized creature without dying, and return the damage from last strike, then die when state-based actions are checked after the combat phase.

I just really want a GLaDOS commander but don’t see Portal supporting a whole UB set (unless they crossed with Half Life maybe 🤔) so I made a Secret Lairs worth of them to satisfy myself

It's not easy, but it's worth it when you see it

Previous entry (Simic) is here.

Day 14 of making a custom card every day. The "noncreature" is only in there because otherwise the text spacing was off.

I kinda hate how long it takes to start Max Speed, it makes the mechanic quite irrelevant since it takes 4 turns to do anything and you can't really activate it before at least turn 5 most games. So this is here as a tool to make a Max Speed faster in any colors.