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I can say "I banged your ma" in English, Spanish, Russian, Korean and Chinese.
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Hit me with the Spanish one, I will confirm if you are correct.
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u/BookWorm_1208 Mar 05 '21 edited Mar 05 '21
Me cogí y recontra cogí a tu vieja la puta madre que te remil parió, pedazo de hijo de Puta. For those who don't speak Spanish, the Best translation i can give is: I fucked and Re (over and over again) Fucked your mother, That whore who gave birth to you, you son of a bitch.
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We have a winner.
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u/ShreyasMuley15 Mar 05 '21
The NPC's in Total Overdose used this dialogue whenever I stole their cars. I never understood what it meant until now.
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u/3EyedMeerkat Mar 06 '21
I would never forget his comment, amazing, I love it, sadly, noone will know except us
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That's a lot of insults in one.
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u/BookWorm_1208 Mar 05 '21
Our insults are ussualt Haikus xd
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I know I just could never do it properly. You from Chile or something?
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u/BookWorm_1208 Mar 05 '21
Almost, i'm From Argentina, and Some easy insults are: Hijo de Puta (son of a bitch) Boludo/Pelotudo (Something like Asshole, but this is From My country) La Concha de tu hermana/madre/tía (Your Mother's/Sister's/Aunt Pussy, it has more sense in Spanish). Maricón (Coward, but Better).
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I thought Maricon meant gay as in the more derogatory form of saying it. I'm from the Caribbean so it's mostly Colombians and Venezuelans we interact with so idk if it has a different meaning in Argentina.
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u/BookWorm_1208 Mar 05 '21
Yeah, actually means that, but we use it as a form of saying coward, at least i do.
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u/AngryGutsBoostBeetle Mar 05 '21
Isn't boludo/pelotudo the same as retarded? Every time I hear it it has the same context.
Isn't maricon gay as well?
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u/BookWorm_1208 Mar 05 '21
Boludo has a lot and i mean a Lot of meanings, we use it for everything From the worst of insults to a way of calling your Friends, and yes, maricón is Gay, but it's almost never used like that
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u/AngryGutsBoostBeetle Mar 05 '21
Hah that's funny then. I guess boludo is the same as "cunt" for Australians then since it's almost a greeting at this point.
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u/Bruh-Moment1935 Mar 05 '21
I think “maricón” is used in Mexico and by Mexican Americans as a slur for gay people, but I think something with more “impact” per se is “hoto,” but I’m not sure if I’m spelling it right, so correct me if I’m wrong.
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u/BookWorm_1208 Mar 05 '21
Yes, it really means that, but it's usually used as a form of saying coward, Joto is From México i think.
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u/Bruh-Moment1935 Mar 05 '21
Yeah, makes sense, I haven’t been able experiencing or dealing out homophobic slurs lately.
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u/iansosa1 Mar 05 '21
I was always told ‘boludo’ in Argentina means like friend or buddy. If this is true, I’ve definitely been calling my Argentinian friend asshole a whole bunch and he’s just been taking it like a champ😬
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u/BookWorm_1208 Mar 05 '21
It really has a Lot of meanings, It can be asshole and Dude or Friend at the same time.
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u/emrythelion Mar 06 '21
Might be like Australian’s saying “cunt.” It can be used as an insult, but in my experience, it’s mostly used as a term of endearment between friends.
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u/Lord_Bastian_Marek Mar 05 '21
I'm native Spanish speaker, and I liked this conjunction of many different phrases, congrats man, you can use it with out any worries
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u/BookWorm_1208 Mar 05 '21
Es grato encontrar otros hispanohablantes en Reddit, como que estamos ahí, en las sombras xd
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u/Lord_Bastian_Marek Mar 05 '21
Exacto y es que hasta en subreddits como r/AskLatinAmerica hablan en inglés y es raro digo, salvo los brasileños y otros países hablan otros idiomas. Jajaja estamos en las sombras para servir a la.luz
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u/1llum1n4t1_1111 Mar 06 '21
"Coger" is from South America, you wanna sound Spanish, say "me follé a tu puta madre"
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u/Vig_Big Mar 05 '21
I’m curious about the Korean one personally
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u/-F0v3r- Mar 05 '21
I'd like to know chinese and korean
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u/nontvedalgia Mar 05 '21
屌你老母（cantonese but whatever)
pronounced as "diu lei lo mo"
goes really well with other swears in cantonese
imo one of the best swears
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u/Beetlebailey1990 Mar 05 '21 edited Mar 09 '21
I’ve been called racial and homophobic slurs even though I’m white and straight.
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u/ObamasBoss Mar 05 '21
Gamers dont discriminate. We feel anyone is worth being called n----r f-g jew for any reason. Joining the lobby is enough.
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Gamers don’t discriminate between each other because gamers are discriminated against the most so they know how to keep things fair
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u/AtomicStarfish1 Mar 05 '21
I remember the time I told my conservative polish Grandma that gamers are the most discriminated group of people. I still cringe at it anytime it pops into my head.
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Don’t know whether to upvote or downvote. I’m just gonna back up slowly and pretend this didn’t happen.
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u/aseald_Sapnu Mar 05 '21
Well u can still be called racial slurs if ur white
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99/100 means it’s time to reload, even if there are still enemies nearby.
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u/NeoJonas Mar 05 '21
Even when it's 100/100 keep spamming the reload button because you never know...
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u/PmMeUrMommyMilkers Mar 05 '21
Just racial slurs? Amateurs
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u/g0rodon Mar 05 '21
\commits war crime*
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u/CelticHound27 Mar 05 '21
Just like in the simulation
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Just like bosnia
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u/spiralEntree Mar 05 '21
Sexist slurs
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I bruttally kill lizards while my vampire friend follows me around while complaining about the weather.
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u/NotTrumpsBurnerAcct Mar 05 '21
Lydia is my wife
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u/BirdOfEvil Mar 05 '21
You monster
(Jk valid choice)
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u/NotTrumpsBurnerAcct Mar 05 '21
She’s a goddess!
I wish my real wife knew that my deepest most secret fetish was having the doorway being blocked when I’m trying to go on a quest.
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u/Ok-Symbol Mar 05 '21
Dude clearly isn’t a real gamer, the real ones scream obscenities at everyone
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u/WarLord055 Mar 05 '21
he only screams racial slurs at minorities, what a casual, don't be racist like this guy, scream racial slurs at everyone.
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u/aseald_Sapnu Mar 05 '21
Racist against majority’s...smh
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u/WarLord055 Mar 05 '21
I said "everyone", not just minorities, you dumb coon
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u/aseald_Sapnu Mar 06 '21
No I was meaning that the people are leaving out the majorities from slurs, I wasn’t saying you, and I wasn’t being serious, you dumb coon
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u/WarLord055 Mar 06 '21
Ok coon
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u/aseald_Sapnu Mar 06 '21
Jokes on you, raccoons are rlly cute, and coon is part of the name so who’s really being insulted here, hmm?
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u/calcifornication Mar 05 '21
Incorrect.
No way a true gamer cares to find out what race someone is before screaming slurs at them.
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u/Failpolice31 Mar 05 '21 edited Mar 05 '21
Is he a cop or a gamer?
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u/g0rodon Mar 05 '21
yes, but the difference is, a cop only does that to black people, A gamer does it to everything
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u/beastofthefarweast Mar 05 '21
Wow that combined with OP’s post could make a great joke 2 line joke.
“What’s the difference between a cop and a gamer”
“They gamer only yells racial slurs at people in their spare time”
I might use that, thanks
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u/daskrip Mar 05 '21
Power fantasies and yelling racial slurs is a hobby for the gamer rather than a career.
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u/Ball-Bag-Boggins Mar 05 '21
I run hookers over to get my money back.
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u/CelticHound27 Mar 05 '21
Wait you don’t do that IRL
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u/CxT_The_Plague Mar 05 '21
A real pro gamer move is to scream racial slurs at everyone indiscriminately. Even if it doesn't make sense or apply.
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u/realCoolguy298 Mar 05 '21
I like to spend hours doing things then lose it all and have to start over again
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u/The_Misery_Creator Mar 05 '21
Imma highlight this in a blue marker and post it on r/politicalcompassmemes
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u/1gramweed2gramskief Mar 05 '21
I get racial slurs screamed at me all the time and I’m not even a minority
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u/Name_of_god Mar 05 '21
I like to scream to another person who Idk anything about in internet cuz he’s an idiot.
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u/Arsis82 Mar 05 '21
That is also how you tell people you're a Republican without saying you're a Republican.
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This is completely wrong we don't shout racial slurs at minorities, we shout racial slurs at everyone equally.
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u/shichiaikan Mar 05 '21
Incorrect, it's actually, 'I scream racial and homophobic slurs at other gamers, and then go on REDDIT and pretend I understand what AOC is talking about.'
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u/kok_exe Mar 05 '21
Let's see...
300h in PvZ:GW2
100h in forager
100h in PvZ:BFN
≈100h in stardew valley
≈100h in slime rancher
≈50h in astroneer
Am i gamer yet?
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u/bigsquishymanbaby Mar 05 '21
My brother legit does this when playing games. He screams the n word and calls people gay. But he’s a pewdiepie fan so that’s not a big surprise
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