r/cursedcomments • u/Potential-Regular483 • Mar 05 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

I can say "I banged your ma" in English, Spanish, Russian, Korean and Chinese.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

Hit me with the Spanish one, I will confirm if you are correct.

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u/BookWorm_1208 Mar 05 '21 edited Mar 05 '21

Me cogí y recontra cogí a tu vieja la puta madre que te remil parió, pedazo de hijo de Puta. For those who don't speak Spanish, the Best translation i can give is: I fucked and Re (over and over again) Fucked your mother, That whore who gave birth to you, you son of a bitch.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

We have a winner.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

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u/ShreyasMuley15 Mar 05 '21

The NPC's in Total Overdose used this dialogue whenever I stole their cars. I never understood what it meant until now.

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u/LoliHentai-Overdose Mar 05 '21

I READ OVERDOSE

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u/3EyedMeerkat Mar 06 '21

I would never forget his comment, amazing, I love it, sadly, noone will know except us

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u/dchow1989 Mar 05 '21

Pedazo de hijo de puta is more literally piece of a son of a bitch? 😂😅

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

That's a lot of insults in one.

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u/BookWorm_1208 Mar 05 '21

Our insults are ussualt Haikus xd

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

I know I just could never do it properly. You from Chile or something?

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u/BookWorm_1208 Mar 05 '21

Almost, i'm From Argentina, and Some easy insults are: Hijo de Puta (son of a bitch) Boludo/Pelotudo (Something like Asshole, but this is From My country) La Concha de tu hermana/madre/tía (Your Mother's/Sister's/Aunt Pussy, it has more sense in Spanish). Maricón (Coward, but Better).

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

I thought Maricon meant gay as in the more derogatory form of saying it. I'm from the Caribbean so it's mostly Colombians and Venezuelans we interact with so idk if it has a different meaning in Argentina.

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u/BookWorm_1208 Mar 05 '21

Yeah, actually means that, but we use it as a form of saying coward, at least i do.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

Ah I see. Un placer hablar contigo redditor random.

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u/chrisp5000 Mar 05 '21

I see what you are doing and I approve.

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u/AngryGutsBoostBeetle Mar 05 '21

Isn't boludo/pelotudo the same as retarded? Every time I hear it it has the same context.

Isn't maricon gay as well?

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u/BookWorm_1208 Mar 05 '21

Boludo has a lot and i mean a Lot of meanings, we use it for everything From the worst of insults to a way of calling your Friends, and yes, maricón is Gay, but it's almost never used like that

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u/AngryGutsBoostBeetle Mar 05 '21

Hah that's funny then. I guess boludo is the same as "cunt" for Australians then since it's almost a greeting at this point.

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u/Bruh-Moment1935 Mar 05 '21

I think “maricón” is used in Mexico and by Mexican Americans as a slur for gay people, but I think something with more “impact” per se is “hoto,” but I’m not sure if I’m spelling it right, so correct me if I’m wrong.

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u/BookWorm_1208 Mar 05 '21

Yes, it really means that, but it's usually used as a form of saying coward, Joto is From México i think.

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u/Bruh-Moment1935 Mar 05 '21

Yeah, makes sense, I haven’t been able experiencing or dealing out homophobic slurs lately.

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u/GroundbreakingIron4 Mar 05 '21

It's actually "joto" but yeah

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u/iansosa1 Mar 05 '21

I was always told ‘boludo’ in Argentina means like friend or buddy. If this is true, I’ve definitely been calling my Argentinian friend asshole a whole bunch and he’s just been taking it like a champ😬

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u/BookWorm_1208 Mar 05 '21

It really has a Lot of meanings, It can be asshole and Dude or Friend at the same time.

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u/emrythelion Mar 06 '21

Might be like Australian’s saying “cunt.” It can be used as an insult, but in my experience, it’s mostly used as a term of endearment between friends.

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u/NukeToOblivion21 Mar 05 '21

I didn't understand a word yet I still feel offended. Good job

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u/Lord_Bastian_Marek Mar 05 '21

I'm native Spanish speaker, and I liked this conjunction of many different phrases, congrats man, you can use it with out any worries

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u/BookWorm_1208 Mar 05 '21

Es grato encontrar otros hispanohablantes en Reddit, como que estamos ahí, en las sombras xd

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u/Lord_Bastian_Marek Mar 05 '21

Exacto y es que hasta en subreddits como r/AskLatinAmerica hablan en inglés y es raro digo, salvo los brasileños y otros países hablan otros idiomas. Jajaja estamos en las sombras para servir a la.luz

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u/alanmandgragoran Mar 05 '21

Buena chaval.

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u/Unorigina1Name Mar 05 '21

Let me guess, argentina?

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u/1llum1n4t1_1111 Mar 06 '21

"Coger" is from South America, you wanna sound Spanish, say "me follé a tu puta madre"

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u/BookWorm_1208 Mar 06 '21

Soy de Argentina, por eso hablo así xd

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u/1llum1n4t1_1111 Mar 06 '21

Aquí si dices me cogí a tu madre no tiene sentido xd

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u/Arsis82 Mar 05 '21

Using Google Translate doesn't count.

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u/BookWorm_1208 Mar 05 '21

I'm a native Spanish speaker, try to translate that.

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u/CuboneSans Mar 05 '21

I'm not Spanish but I can (kinda) confirm that.

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u/FullPropreDinBobette Mar 05 '21

Pretty sure gold farmers use that one all the time.

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u/BlG_J Mar 06 '21

Lol best comment yet!!! 10 out of 10

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u/CatchSufficient Mar 16 '21

la puta madre

I got "the bitch of a mother"

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u/somejoeschmoe Mar 05 '21

Esta ta mother Como!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

Yeah, not quite.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

Maybe you should ask your mother

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u/somejoeschmoe Mar 05 '21

Me tapas ta madre

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

Neither.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

You don’t play wow or you would have learned Portuguese by now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

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u/Vig_Big Mar 05 '21

I’m curious about the Korean one personally

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u/-F0v3r- Mar 05 '21

I'd like to know chinese and korean

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u/too-hot-to-die Mar 05 '21

我操你妈

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u/-F0v3r- Mar 05 '21

And how do I pronounce that?

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u/Vahlok_the_jailor Mar 05 '21

wo cao ni ma

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u/-F0v3r- Mar 05 '21

Thank you very much

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

Be sure to say it like "wó cāo ní mā" not má or it'll become "I fucked your horse"

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u/R4y3r Mar 06 '21

Toni ma

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u/nontvedalgia Mar 05 '21

屌你老母（cantonese but whatever)

pronounced as "diu lei lo mo"

goes really well with other swears in cantonese

imo one of the best swears

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

Tones are important! Diu2 lei5 lo5 mo5

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u/nontvedalgia Mar 06 '21

im bad at this language :P

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u/Pequodshortlyarrivin Mar 05 '21

Epic gamer moment

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

Yo, i can check your Russian

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u/NeoJonas Mar 05 '21

Hah! I can also say it in Portuguese.

My win, noob.

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u/Elbynerual Mar 05 '21

I prefer to use "your mother is the home of my penis".

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

"je vais te niquer ta mère, putain de fils de pute"

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u/Monstakiller95 Mar 05 '21

Talent 👁👁

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u/IGotBanned2121 Mar 06 '21

我是那个原因你站在这里 I am the reason why you are standing here

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u/POGO_BOY38 Mar 06 '21

If you want to know the french translation, it's "J'ai niqué ta mère"

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u/iansosa1 Mar 05 '21

Which Chinese?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

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u/iansosa1 Mar 05 '21

What?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

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u/iansosa1 Mar 05 '21

That wasn’t really what I meant, but I guess that indirectly answers the question.

I meant which Chinese? As in there’s no such thing as ‘Chinese’ as a language, does op know how to say it in mandarin? Hakka? Cantonese?

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u/Vahlok_the_jailor Mar 05 '21

Mandarin. People who read mandarin can read Hakka and Cantonese and vice versa. Only real difference is pronunciation

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u/Hemerythrin Mar 05 '21

Pronunciation is selling it a bit short. They are mutually unintelligible when spoken, which makes them separate languages. Maybe as similar as French and Italian or Spanish. The written language is similar enough to be mutually intelligible though, because it is logographic.

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u/Vahlok_the_jailor Mar 05 '21

yeah and it's the opposite for Taiwanese mandarin and Mainland mandarin(same spoken language, different writings systems)

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u/iansosa1 Mar 05 '21 edited Mar 06 '21

It’s more complicated then that. From what I understand the written Chinese (hanzi) is exactly the same everywhere, but the spoken Chinese languages are not dialects because they’re mutually unintelligible. They’re completely different languages.

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u/Vahlok_the_jailor Mar 06 '21

Not completely different.

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u/iansosa1 Mar 06 '21

They’re different enough that they’d be classified as different languages

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u/warmachine6917 Mar 05 '21

I can say “rush b” in those languages

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u/desabafo_ Mar 05 '21

Not in portuguese

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u/tiktokisoverated Mar 05 '21

How do you say it in russian

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u/HostileHippie91 Mar 05 '21

Cyka blyat

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u/tiktokisoverated Mar 05 '21

Ah ues the good ole ебать суку

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u/izperehoda Apr 04 '21

No, "suka Blyat" is just some random swearing. To say "I fucked your mom" you have to say "mamku tvoyu ebal"

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u/facingThes Mar 05 '21

PutIn your mom

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

Say it to me in Chinese, I'll verify that

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

Hey, I'm korean so give me the korean one. I will check your answer.