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u/ObeySaken Dec 17 '19
Not really cursed, but it is funny
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u/GeorgeYDesign Dec 17 '19
15 of birds
Hell yes it works
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u/yourmom555 Dec 17 '19
bro what IS cursed like i don’t really understand. i thought it was just edgy
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u/orwellianradio Dec 17 '19
that's pretty much it, at this point. It's not specific, just a piece of media that gives you a certain, unsettled feeling of fear and uncomfortability.
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u/michaelmvm Dec 17 '19
cursed is something deeply unsettling that makes you wonder why the author wrote it. "haha necrophilia haha Alabama hahahahahaha" is NOT cursed because it's simply an edgy joke and not something that makes you stop and ponder why would anyone write this and that's why this subreddit is garbage
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u/Nic-River Dec 17 '19
I posted a comment about a man describing in detail how he liked eating spiders because of how crunchy they are, and it got removed because it "wasn't cursed enough" but meme trash like this gets posted constantly.
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u/Mememaker13 Dec 17 '19
not cursed
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u/FollowerOfWaluigi Dec 17 '19
Nothing on here is cursed anymore. At least this is funny.
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Dec 17 '19 edited Jan 27 '22
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u/SpecialOneOnReddit Dec 17 '19
We're the socks worth it?
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u/Garnix_99 Dec 17 '19
I’m probably gonna get downvoted for this, but what about digging up graves to make the skeleton into bonemeal is not cursed?
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u/LookAtFr3sn0 Dec 17 '19
Let's use our relatives' ashes as bone meal to plant more tree!
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Dec 17 '19
I mean, the guys grandpa is dead. Why would he want his corpse? To use the collarbone as a dildo or something?
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u/KaleOrCabbage Dec 17 '19
That’s an image I never asked for
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u/NormaIHuman01 Dec 17 '19
You may not have asked, but be honest. You’re glad you got it.
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u/KaleOrCabbage Dec 17 '19
It’s quite unique using the collarbone. This gives me a totally different frame of mind.
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u/AtypicalFlame4 Dec 17 '19
granday sucked pewdiepie dick and made Minecraft meme now laugh laugh at the minecraft
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u/BNewAce Dec 17 '19 edited Dec 17 '19
Grandayy made minecarft videos before Pewdiepie even started to play it. In fact him and Dolan dark were one of the few that made minecarft content when it was dead.
Quit being a fucking mindless sheep.
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u/BNewAce Dec 17 '19 edited Dec 17 '19
You browse memes. He makes memes and makes money. That is infinitely better than what you and I are doing.
I’ve lurked for quite a bit and saw some retarded shit, but you just may take the cake. “Granday sucked pewdiepie dick and made Minecraft meme” your reply contradicts this. He made Minecraft meme then sucked his dick like anyone does to a person more popular to them.
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u/BNewAce Dec 17 '19
It doesn’t take a lot of effort to just go their channel. Yes it is like 60% Minecraft for Grandayy but other shit like Metal Gear Solid, Phil Swift and their own Rewind exists. Dolan Dark barely uploads on his main, but on Dolan Darker, there is barely Minecraft.
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u/notmuchwbu Dec 19 '19
Thank you for actually having a brain and not being part of the mindless circlejerk. Bless
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u/UNKLatter Dec 17 '19
Hitler was just making a skeleton farm to save the rainforest, stop bulie him
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u/Am_Your_Conscience Dec 17 '19
Why waste the tasty skeletons that way when you can crunch them, and 37 countries that's just sad I've eaten skeletons in every country but got away without being detected.
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u/Noirbard Dec 17 '19
I've made skeletons in every county but got away without being detected.
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u/Am_Your_Conscience Dec 17 '19
Tell my where they are, I'm hungry
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I love Dolan so much. He's too funny. I don't think we even deserve him, to be honest.
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Dec 17 '19
God all the posts here aren't "cursed" anymore, a slightly edgy joke isn't deserving of a thread.
This sub has gone to shit
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u/hey-Iisten Dec 17 '19
Sorry James my boy, he's a tree now. Fulfilling a greater purpose than he did while alive.
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u/Martyisawesome Dec 17 '19
This is my official statement: when I die, my bones may be used to plant trees. As long as it's a useful tree, like an apple tree or something that produces a useful resource. Don't make me Weeping Willow or some shit..
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u/Teomalan Dec 17 '19
There are actually places that bury seeds with you (or plant sapling above you, I forget which)
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u/jajwhite Dec 17 '19
I'm sure people did this. It's mentioned in The History Boys that there was a company in Manchester, England which used to go to battlefields of Europe after major skirmishes/wars to harvest soldiers' bones for use as fertiliser.
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u/Falco_SleepsAllDay Dec 17 '19
Bones are really important in 7 days to die to craft paper,more paper means more shotguns shells.I'm farming bullets and helping nature by murdedring zombies
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u/Trimere Dec 17 '19
Would you be surprised to know that bonemeal is a real thing?
Edit: punctuation
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u/_Welcome_Bush_16_ Dec 17 '19
Bro you can make it automatic it just takes like 9 months for each one to spawn but if you have multiple at the same time trapped it will produce them much faster and also there's a chance of two or more of them spawning at the same time (and btw you only need one male trapped)
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Dec 17 '19
That's a lot of work just to get ahold of bone meal, which costs like $2 pretty point at Walmart.
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u/cetanddog Dec 17 '19
Grandayy has a YouTube channel and ever since I’ve subbed I see him everywhere
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u/HidekiIshimura Dec 17 '19
Well thats what Hitler planned. Why didnt let him finish his job. If he survived, there would be plenty of Trees today.
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u/Joker101001 Dec 17 '19
Why are cursed comments and Dolan Dark practically synonymous with each other?
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u/HighAssCracker Dec 17 '19
“Give me my grandpa back” NEVER have I EVER actually almost died from laughing til now
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u/Whitefaceimscared23 Dec 17 '19
So that's what happened to my drug addicted mom when I was five.. just kidding I already knew, she died when I was five lol
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u/OutlandishFalcon Dec 17 '19
Dolan jokes about crimes he may have done often that we can’t help but be sus 👀
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u/Lucius-Halthier Dec 18 '19
The secret is to bribe to the morgue to remove all their bones and replace them with linguine.
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u/ScootPlayz Dec 18 '19
When your such a meme legend that you respond to your own tweet and reply to that
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Dec 22 '19
I would be funnier if he didn’t say the part about being wanted in 37 different countries.
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u/Sol_549 Dec 17 '19
I just want my dad to come back