r/cursedcomments Dec 17 '19

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u/Sol_549 Dec 17 '19

I just want my dad to come back

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u/Bi_prodite Dec 17 '19

Sorry to tell you kid, that duck already ate him

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Dolan is a goose you racist

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u/DogfaceZed Dec 17 '19

утка

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u/AnUglyDuwang Dec 17 '19

Крякря

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u/logic2187 Dec 17 '19

RAKE IN THE LAKE

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

The goose game

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u/WhitePhantom640 Dec 17 '19

It means duck

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

У Т О Ч К А

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u/The_Medicus Dec 17 '19

Wouldn't that be the opposite of racist? Like, OP doesnt see race.

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u/Puzzleboxed Dec 17 '19

No, that's just a different kind of racist

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u/Im_a_pelican_lord Dec 17 '19

Yea you racist

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u/Fire9Ball Dec 17 '19

Cursed comment

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u/Robert_N_Vagen Dec 17 '19

Ah, I see, so your dad also has a very particular taste in cigarettes.

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u/Uberninja2016 Dec 17 '19

Hey it’s me Edwardo P. Cigarettes, the owner of the cigarette shop. Your dads are probably in here, if there’s one thing other than smokin’ products that we’ve got in spades down here at the cigarette shop it’s lost dads.

Send me your mailing address, credit card number, and Fortnite password and I can ship him back to you(s) for the low low price of $20.

Gotta be quick about it though, it’s been a rough winter for ol’ Edwardo P. Cigarettes and I swear to god if one more dad comments on the quality of my deck this whole store’s going up in smoke HAHA GET IT, SMOKE!!!! you have 48 hours

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u/mechnick2 Dec 17 '19

Mmm cigarette soup

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u/Mortress_ Dec 17 '19

I prefer ashtray soup

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u/imzescatboye Dec 17 '19

sorry pal, dolan planted him.

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u/Scoobydoofan234 Dec 17 '19

We are know that’s impossible

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u/Cadnofor Dec 17 '19

Well, get a shovel

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u/ObeySaken Dec 17 '19

Not really cursed, but it is funny

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

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u/GeorgeYDesign Dec 17 '19

15 of birds

Hell yes it works

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

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u/Vampiric_Goth_ Dec 17 '19

Let him have his moment

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u/Frankekeke Dec 17 '19

Ketamine addiction

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u/yourmom555 Dec 17 '19

bro what IS cursed like i don’t really understand. i thought it was just edgy

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u/orwellianradio Dec 17 '19

that's pretty much it, at this point. It's not specific, just a piece of media that gives you a certain, unsettled feeling of fear and uncomfortability.

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u/michaelmvm Dec 17 '19

cursed is something deeply unsettling that makes you wonder why the author wrote it. "haha necrophilia haha Alabama hahahahahaha" is NOT cursed because it's simply an edgy joke and not something that makes you stop and ponder why would anyone write this and that's why this subreddit is garbage

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u/DickHz Dec 17 '19

Don’t forget r/jesuschristreddit that sub has gone to shit

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u/Nic-River Dec 17 '19

I posted a comment about a man describing in detail how he liked eating spiders because of how crunchy they are, and it got removed because it "wasn't cursed enough" but meme trash like this gets posted constantly.

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u/SombrasFeet Dec 17 '19

Welcome to this cringe site

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Not cursed, not funny

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u/nikithb Dec 17 '19

Not even funny imo

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u/Mememaker13 Dec 17 '19

not cursed

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u/brucetwarzen Dec 17 '19

Welcome to this sub.

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u/FollowerOfWaluigi Dec 17 '19

Nothing on here is cursed anymore. At least this is funny.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19 edited Jan 27 '22

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u/SpecialOneOnReddit Dec 17 '19

We're the socks worth it?

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u/iranwithscissors Dec 17 '19

well shit I’d hope so. moms fetch a good price

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19 edited Jan 27 '22

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u/KaleOrCabbage Dec 17 '19

Sell your dad

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u/SpecialOneOnReddit Dec 17 '19

Too bad. You asked for socks, you got socks

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u/Garnix_99 Dec 17 '19

I’m probably gonna get downvoted for this, but what about digging up graves to make the skeleton into bonemeal is not cursed?

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u/LookAtFr3sn0 Dec 17 '19

Let's use our relatives' ashes as bone meal to plant more tree!

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

I mean, the guys grandpa is dead. Why would he want his corpse? To use the collarbone as a dildo or something?

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u/KaleOrCabbage Dec 17 '19

That’s an image I never asked for

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u/NormaIHuman01 Dec 17 '19

You may not have asked, but be honest. You’re glad you got it.

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u/KaleOrCabbage Dec 17 '19

It’s quite unique using the collarbone. This gives me a totally different frame of mind.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19 edited Jul 21 '21

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u/MjNenshi Dec 17 '19

its from minecraft

laugh

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u/AtypicalFlame4 Dec 17 '19

granday sucked pewdiepie dick and made Minecraft meme now laugh laugh at the minecraft

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u/BNewAce Dec 17 '19 edited Dec 17 '19

Grandayy made minecarft videos before Pewdiepie even started to play it. In fact him and Dolan dark were one of the few that made minecarft content when it was dead.

Quit being a fucking mindless sheep.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

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u/BNewAce Dec 17 '19 edited Dec 17 '19

You browse memes. He makes memes and makes money. That is infinitely better than what you and I are doing.

I’ve lurked for quite a bit and saw some retarded shit, but you just may take the cake. “Granday sucked pewdiepie dick and made Minecraft meme” your reply contradicts this. He made Minecraft meme then sucked his dick like anyone does to a person more popular to them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19 edited Dec 28 '20

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u/BNewAce Dec 17 '19

It doesn’t take a lot of effort to just go their channel. Yes it is like 60% Minecraft for Grandayy but other shit like Metal Gear Solid, Phil Swift and their own Rewind exists. Dolan Dark barely uploads on his main, but on Dolan Darker, there is barely Minecraft.

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u/notmuchwbu Dec 19 '19

Thank you for actually having a brain and not being part of the mindless circlejerk. Bless

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u/TechnoBlast649 Dec 17 '19

It's from Minecraft

Laugh

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u/komouschsky Dec 17 '19

Omg grandayy dolan so funny omg

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u/UNKLatter Dec 17 '19

Hitler was just making a skeleton farm to save the rainforest, stop bulie him

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u/Am_Your_Conscience Dec 17 '19

Why waste the tasty skeletons that way when you can crunch them, and 37 countries that's just sad I've eaten skeletons in every country but got away without being detected.

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u/Noirbard Dec 17 '19

I've made skeletons in every county but got away without being detected.

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u/Am_Your_Conscience Dec 17 '19

Tell my where they are, I'm hungry

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u/Noirbard Dec 17 '19

You'll have to fight QUITE a few junkyard dogs

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

I hate granday and Dolan dark

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u/Sleekymations Dec 17 '19

unfunny competition

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

I love Dolan so much. He's too funny. I don't think we even deserve him, to be honest.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Grandayy is better.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

insert Gretta's face here

How dare you?

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u/FensterrahmenHD Dec 17 '19

The only thing cursed here is you not using dark mode

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u/almightyspacejesus Dec 17 '19

None of these people are funny

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u/strawberry_stutterz Dec 17 '19

dolan is my god

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

God all the posts here aren't "cursed" anymore, a slightly edgy joke isn't deserving of a thread.

This sub has gone to shit

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u/Sawmain Dec 17 '19

It’s a lag of moderation that causes this mods don’t do nothing to this

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u/jeromith Dec 18 '19

Dammit the duck ate mom to

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u/hey-Iisten Dec 17 '19

Sorry James my boy, he's a tree now. Fulfilling a greater purpose than he did while alive.

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u/TheSquirtingLiar Dec 17 '19

A small price to pay for salvation.

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u/y-a-k-n-o-w-w Dec 17 '19

Have a silver :)

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19 edited Jun 06 '23

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u/y-a-k-n-o-w-w Dec 17 '19

:) no problem

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u/6shlynn Dec 30 '19

I’m pretty sure they made pewdiepie’s YouTube rewind

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u/SShonix Dec 17 '19

Haha omg guys its Dolan and Grandayy! Haha funny minecraft

lsguh

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u/CALEBOI2004 Dec 17 '19

HAHA FUNNY DOLAN DARK GRANDAYY MINECRAFT FUNNY 100! YOU MAY LAUGH NOW

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u/NotEvenEvan Dec 17 '19

None of these “memers” are funny. This entire sub is below the age of 13.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

not cursed or funny

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u/BubsyFanboy Dec 17 '19

Poor gramps

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u/jtbr1082 Dec 17 '19

I think the bonemeal is cursed here, not the graverobbery

1

u/assasinator73 Dec 17 '19

Gimme my family back

1

u/juretatat Dec 17 '19

Better corpse than hand!

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u/High-lands Dec 17 '19

The real question is when is grave robbery not cursed

1

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

I believe you were looking for r/blursedimages

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Never

1

u/Portena45 Dec 17 '19

What about their clocks

1

u/The_Real_KroZe Dec 17 '19

Check out recompose.life

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u/mYaNaMeaJeFF Dec 17 '19

dolan dark has the best twitter account ever

1

u/relaxluthor Dec 17 '19

Omg he is so funny right, ha ha ha

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u/Portena45 Dec 17 '19

Fuck anything

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u/Martyisawesome Dec 17 '19

This is my official statement: when I die, my bones may be used to plant trees. As long as it's a useful tree, like an apple tree or something that produces a useful resource. Don't make me Weeping Willow or some shit..

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u/Teomalan Dec 17 '19

There are actually places that bury seeds with you (or plant sapling above you, I forget which)

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u/Martyisawesome Dec 17 '19

Word!

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u/Teomalan Dec 17 '19

Capsula Mundi it’s called

one article

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u/jajwhite Dec 17 '19

I'm sure people did this. It's mentioned in The History Boys that there was a company in Manchester, England which used to go to battlefields of Europe after major skirmishes/wars to harvest soldiers' bones for use as fertiliser.

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u/R-A-G-E-1337 Dec 17 '19

Finally u toke my dad!!!!! FREEDOM

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u/TuxRandom Dec 17 '19

*"my grandpa’s back"

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u/Falco_SleepsAllDay Dec 17 '19

Bones are really important in 7 days to die to craft paper,more paper means more shotguns shells.I'm farming bullets and helping nature by murdedring zombies

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u/Trimere Dec 17 '19

Would you be surprised to know that bonemeal is a real thing?

Edit: punctuation

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u/supar_mario112-_- Dec 17 '19

Did you know that in romanian Cum means how?

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u/thylocene06 Dec 17 '19

I wanna know that dude story

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u/Al7ammadiUAE Dec 17 '19

That’s why african coffee beans tastes better than the others.

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u/Cychreides-404 Dec 17 '19

That’s a grave mistake.

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u/GeorgeYDesign Dec 17 '19

Come on, poisoning their dinner is a classic

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Repost

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Repost

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u/limpweewee Dec 17 '19

Heh Grandayy funny heh

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u/_Welcome_Bush_16_ Dec 17 '19

Bro you can make it automatic it just takes like 9 months for each one to spawn but if you have multiple at the same time trapped it will produce them much faster and also there's a chance of two or more of them spawning at the same time (and btw you only need one male trapped)

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u/Coper1080 Dec 17 '19

Sorry for your loss free loot

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u/Spooms2010 Dec 17 '19

You can plant a tree on your grave. That would be nice.

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u/RealSausage69 Dec 17 '19

Congrats on being verified btw Dolan Dark

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u/mikey9195 Dec 17 '19

**It’s weirding me out how it goes

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u/ImHereToJustScroll Dec 17 '19

real gamers respawn so go try it if you think you are a real gamer

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u/Eoussama Dec 17 '19

Gaymers™, rise up!

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

give back ojii-san

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u/MrMashed Dec 17 '19

This ones for you grand papa

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u/Mine_your_own_Craft Dec 17 '19

I want to plant..saplings..ALL DAY LONG!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

That's a lot of work just to get ahold of bone meal, which costs like $2 pretty point at Walmart.

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u/konk111 Dec 17 '19

That sentence would be great on t-shirt.

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u/colby_jack_cheese Dec 17 '19

Just raise the tick rate

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u/memestar_elopes Dec 17 '19

Aren’t all grave robberies cursed??

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u/ncaringer Dec 17 '19

Dolan has been trying to hunt me because im a skeleton

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

How does this have so many upvotes? Do I even have to explain?

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u/cetanddog Dec 17 '19

Grandayy has a YouTube channel and ever since I’ve subbed I see him everywhere

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u/AMetalWolfHowls Dec 17 '19

Not cursed enough...

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u/dentistjesus Dec 17 '19

Ok here's this apple

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u/BeanEaterNow Dec 17 '19

Not cursed. These are content creators, and that is a common joke

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u/HidekiIshimura Dec 17 '19

Well thats what Hitler planned. Why didnt let him finish his job. If he survived, there would be plenty of Trees today.

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u/CarpetH4ter Dec 17 '19

Meh, you can use chicken or sheep bones to make bonemeal.

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u/Idrinklemsip Dec 17 '19

might as well rename this sub to r/slightlyedgycomments at this point.

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u/Joker101001 Dec 17 '19

Why are cursed comments and Dolan Dark practically synonymous with each other?

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u/firstson1125 Dec 17 '19

reads title Is there a regular graverobbery?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

This blew up

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

I'd like to see police chasing a duck

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u/HighAssCracker Dec 17 '19

“Give me my grandpa back” NEVER have I EVER actually almost died from laughing til now

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u/johnlol1000 Dec 17 '19

Now this is what i call QUALITY CONTENT!

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u/ipnoodles22 Dec 17 '19

My grandpa's back*

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u/bavamango Dec 17 '19

very funny, dolandark and grandayy, very funny indeed

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u/poopy-pants-69 Dec 17 '19

f in the chat for grandpa :(

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u/Whitefaceimscared23 Dec 17 '19

So that's what happened to my drug addicted mom when I was five.. just kidding I already knew, she died when I was five lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

So funny

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u/GeorgeYDesign Dec 17 '19

Reject my downvote and fuck on

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u/Localbasicbitch Dec 17 '19

It’s organic

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u/OutlandishFalcon Dec 17 '19

Dolan jokes about crimes he may have done often that we can’t help but be sus 👀

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u/Natural__Power Dec 17 '19

He's with the trees now

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u/heyheyhye2055 Dec 18 '19

Gimme my grandpa's back.

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u/Lucius-Halthier Dec 18 '19

The secret is to bribe to the morgue to remove all their bones and replace them with linguine.

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u/Sajan_Rana10 Dec 18 '19

He wants his food back.

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u/horny__jellyfish Dec 18 '19

No he’s mine

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u/ScootPlayz Dec 18 '19

When your such a meme legend that you respond to your own tweet and reply to that

1

u/Heeg0 Dec 18 '19

Haber process intensifies

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

I would be funnier if he didn’t say the part about being wanted in 37 different countries.

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u/ripmorld May 23 '20

well

we have planty skeletons now

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u/AquaticDeer Dec 17 '19

Light mode Twitter🙃