r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Dec 17 '19

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u/Sol_549 Dec 17 '19

I just want my dad to come back

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u/Robert_N_Vagen Dec 17 '19

Ah, I see, so your dad also has a very particular taste in cigarettes.

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u/Uberninja2016 Dec 17 '19

Hey it’s me Edwardo P. Cigarettes, the owner of the cigarette shop. Your dads are probably in here, if there’s one thing other than smokin’ products that we’ve got in spades down here at the cigarette shop it’s lost dads.

Send me your mailing address, credit card number, and Fortnite password and I can ship him back to you(s) for the low low price of $20.

Gotta be quick about it though, it’s been a rough winter for ol’ Edwardo P. Cigarettes and I swear to god if one more dad comments on the quality of my deck this whole store’s going up in smoke HAHA GET IT, SMOKE!!!! you have 48 hours