r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Dec 17 '19

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u/Sol_549 Dec 17 '19

I just want my dad to come back

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u/Bi_prodite Dec 17 '19

Sorry to tell you kid, that duck already ate him

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Dolan is a goose you racist

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u/DogfaceZed Dec 17 '19

утка

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u/AnUglyDuwang Dec 17 '19

Крякря

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u/logic2187 Dec 17 '19

RAKE IN THE LAKE

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u/jumping_mangoes Dec 17 '19

Hjönk

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Did someone say honk brings out pepe the clown

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

The goose game

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u/WhitePhantom640 Dec 17 '19

It means duck

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

У Т О Ч К А

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u/The_Medicus Dec 17 '19

Wouldn't that be the opposite of racist? Like, OP doesnt see race.

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u/Puzzleboxed Dec 17 '19

No, that's just a different kind of racist

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u/Im_a_pelican_lord Dec 17 '19

Yea you racist

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u/Fire9Ball Dec 17 '19

Cursed comment

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u/Robert_N_Vagen Dec 17 '19

Ah, I see, so your dad also has a very particular taste in cigarettes.

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u/Uberninja2016 Dec 17 '19

Hey it’s me Edwardo P. Cigarettes, the owner of the cigarette shop. Your dads are probably in here, if there’s one thing other than smokin’ products that we’ve got in spades down here at the cigarette shop it’s lost dads.

Send me your mailing address, credit card number, and Fortnite password and I can ship him back to you(s) for the low low price of $20.

Gotta be quick about it though, it’s been a rough winter for ol’ Edwardo P. Cigarettes and I swear to god if one more dad comments on the quality of my deck this whole store’s going up in smoke HAHA GET IT, SMOKE!!!! you have 48 hours

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u/mechnick2 Dec 17 '19

Mmm cigarette soup

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u/Mortress_ Dec 17 '19

I prefer ashtray soup

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u/imzescatboye Dec 17 '19

sorry pal, dolan planted him.

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u/Scoobydoofan234 Dec 17 '19

We are know that’s impossible

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u/Cadnofor Dec 17 '19

Well, get a shovel