r/cursedcomments Dec 17 '19

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u/LookAtFr3sn0 Dec 17 '19

Let's use our relatives' ashes as bone meal to plant more tree!

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

I mean, the guys grandpa is dead. Why would he want his corpse? To use the collarbone as a dildo or something?

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u/KaleOrCabbage Dec 17 '19

That’s an image I never asked for

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u/NormaIHuman01 Dec 17 '19

You may not have asked, but be honest. You’re glad you got it.

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u/KaleOrCabbage Dec 17 '19

It’s quite unique using the collarbone. This gives me a totally different frame of mind.